The Morning After’s Audio Dump Podcast

This morning on The Morning After, King Crimson’s Robert Fripp wants to know why his balls were shaved for a heart procedure, we had an update on the woman that hid a wine bottle in her vagina, a drunk man stole a police car on Florida/Not Florida, a man punched a wedding official after he didn’t agree with the cost he charged, our MVP thought a chiropractor’s sign was promoting...

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida thinks he has the right to flash his neighbors, another ‘dead body’ was just a discarded sex doll, a woman shot a fellow driver with wasp spray on Florida/Not Florida, a mermaid is out of a job in Iowa, our MVP trashed his local pickleball courts following an injury, a dog got its’ paws on a loaded shotgun, and a man essentially...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman is accused of throwing feces at her father, the ‘Oatmeal Creme Pie Bandit’ was confronted by the baker of those oatmeal creme pies, we had some ‘red light fun’ on Missed Connections, a gaming granny got swatted during a livestream, our MVP got stuck in a wall during a burglary, we had an update on the woman accused of urinating on...

This morning on The Morning After, some of the ‘sexy priests’ in the ‘sexy priest calendar’ aren’t priests at all, a town in Alabama has legalized alcohol after it passed by one vote at a recent election, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we now know who the ‘mysterious roof poops’ in California were coming from, our MVP created a diversion ins...

This morning on The Morning After, we had a fruit dispute that ended in arson, we gave you an update on a story we never told you about a woman that sold both drugs and landmines, a man was dancing in the road while holding a rare turtle on Florida/Not Florida, a Lyft driver tried to use AI to get a few extra bucks, our MVP was caught having sex in a home he was renting to a couple, a man caught d...

This morning on The Morning After, an urn ordered on Amazon arrived with someone else’s ashes already in it, a man has been convicted of defecating on a building and wiping his butt with a sandwich, a man was caught masturbating on the hood of his car on Florida/Not Florida, someone jumped into Punch the monkey’s enclosure, our MVP has absolutely had it with his neighbor’s malfun...

This morning on The Morning After, male cleavage is on the rise, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, those attending a fundraiser in Maine were fed dirt, our MVP put fries in her mouth before giving them to a customer, a man fell through the ceiling of an LA Fitness, and a couple was caught trying to smuggle baby monkeys in their underwear. 00:13 - Male cl...

This morning on The Morning After, bees are preventing a family from leaving their home, a Florida man did a very not-Florida Man thing by returning a fanny pack filled with $30,000, a man wearing flip flops was searching for another man wearing flip flops on Missed Connections, a new TikTok Trend has people only eating food from the Bible, our MVPs stole two bongs from a gas station, and we wrapp...

This morning on The Morning After, ‘ballmaxxing’ is a thing, robot wolves are a hot commodity in Japan, a man crashed a runway show on the beach in Australia, our MVP was caught masturbating inside a pharmacy, French police are warning residents about drunk deer, and a man stole thousands from a retired teacher to buy property and OnlyFans subscriptions. 00:13 - Ballmaxxing 09:02 - Rob...

This morning on The Morning After, an all-you-can-eat buffet in Spain recently instituted a fee for throwing up, the KITT car from Knight Rider received a ticket from New York City, a man stole the O off a police station sign on Florida/Not Florida, a tourist got his ass kicked for throwing a rock at a seal in Hawaii, our MVP threatened someone with a machete for a scooter, a woman with blue hair...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman in Traverse City stole wine by sticking it in her vagina, you should stop doing the peace sign in your selfies, two men stole 100 hot dogs on Florida/Not Florida, four of the five statues placed in the middle of a roundabout have been damaged, our MVP sets themselves on fire instead of the building they wanted to set on fire, a 6-foot tall pencil is runni...

This morning on The Morning After, a doctor fixed a patient’s heart palpitations with a finger in the butt, Video Jimmy joined us to play Florida/Not Florida (and raise his banner), men in Russia are paying to get Cauliflower Ear, our MVP used an employee-only tool to steal Magic: The Gathering cards, we had an update on the man that stole and swallowed $700,000 Tiffany earrings, and The Roy...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman stabbed her hairstylist on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ there’s a shrine you can pray to for concert tickets, a man was searching for his muse and she was searching for him on Missed Connections, a woman found two alligators fighting on her porch, our MVP was operating a drone while drunk (along with a couple of other things), and we wrapped up...

This morning on The Morning After, a distillery in Albuquerque had their fence stolen, Happy Meals are better with beer, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, we had an update on the woman that has been arrested multiple times in South Carolina, our MVP was a 28-year old posing as a high school student, the Half-Ass Bar was robbed, and a man didn’t have his third penis removed, but h...

This morning on The Morning After, a ‘poop-nami’ is closing beaches in California, people are experiencing eye injuries after opening their Thermoses, a woman broke into a home to steal a Dr. Pepper on Florida/Not Florida, a well-known Canadian fiddle player is suing Google for labeling him a sex offender, our MVP tried to chase a kid on a bike down with her car, the Pope also struggle...

This morning on The Morning After, more men are getting penis filler, a meme artist in Seattle held a funeral for a long-closed Taco Bell, a man drove a stolen car to the police station on Florida/Not Florida, people in China are making digital versions of their exes, our MVP bit his dad’s thumb off during a hotly contested darts match, teens in the UK are bypassing age gates by drawing must...

This morning on The Morning After, a scorned woman set her boyfriend’s house on fire, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, the man that set the record for pulling a vehicle with his penis has now also done it while on fire, our MVP hit a soon-to-be former delivery driver that is accused of hitting someone with his car for not tipping, a man is accused...

This morning on The Morning After, a stripper fired from her job is accused of hitting her manager with a pole, a man spent the night in a Best Buy to be first in line for Pokemon cards, someone got ‘chub shamed’ on Missed Connections, things got wild during a Saugatuck City Council meeting, our MVP has had enough of ‘6 7,’ a woman stabbed a man for not taking her out to di...

This morning on The Morning After, a woman is accused of smearing poop on her neighbor’s van and putting it in mailboxes, a ‘frequent flyer’ was arrested for shoplifting twenty minutes after being released from jail for shoplifting, Teagan joined us for Unqualified Love Advice, a new TiKTok Trend has people making ‘fart salad,’ attorney Jason Gower joined us to answer...

This morning on The Morning After, a shirtless man forced a teenager to eat a Gusher before he’d let him leave a public bathroom, a woman threw a stick of dynamite at her sleeping boyfriend, an off-duty police officer lost his gun inside a gaming center on Florida/Not Florida, a man let a cobra slide up his pant leg while he was on vacation, our MVPs rode a lawnmower into Target and took lea...

This morning on The Morning After, a man slapped a Subway employee on ‘Why You Mad, Bro?,’ a woman fell into a vault toilet in the Australian Outback, we were searching for a man named Harry Johnson on Missed Connections, another woman had her driveway ‘stolen,’ our MVP was dancing naked in an Aldi, a thief’s mode of getaway transportation was a tricycle, and we wrapp...

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Thailand set a forest fire out of boredom, an upcoming naturalist wants to remind you that it isn’t for nudists, we had an update on the matador that was gored in the butthole, our MVP robbed a man while wearing an ankle monitor, a fugitive monkey burglar is terrifying residents in Brazil, and this Saturday is Potato Saturday in Calgary! 00:13 - Bo...

This morning on The Morning After, a temple makes you drink a cow urine and feces cocktail before entering, a man dropped a bag of drugs while walking into court, a Michael Myers mannequin got shot up on Florida/Not Florida, two pilots were reprimanded for their plane-drawn penises, our MVP is a soon-to-be former substitute teacher that was twerking in class, a man sold a watch he thought was fake...

This morning on The Morning After, a man in Florida was caught masturbating in a parking garage by an IT worker, scientists are trying to make sheep burp and fart less, a man stole 20 packages of sausage on Florida/Not Florida, a matador was recently gored right in the butthole, our MVP singed his eyebrows while stealing gas, a man slapped his neighbor for pounding his schnitzel too loud, and a fe...

This morning on The Morning After, a farmer in the UK is going to start breeding less attractive cows, Video Jimmy from the Great Lakes Loons joined us to play Florida/Not Florida, we had an update on the guys accused to trashing luxury vehicles while dressed like bears, our MVP was replacing LEGOs with dry pasta, a zoo in China recently admitted that their elephants were just employees in elephan...