The Monday Club Podcast

The Monday Club

Comedy EN ↓ 96 episodes

2 guys chatting everyday nonsense and covering your questions, dilemmas and general life chat

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The Monday Club Podcast

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Jun 22, 2026

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Episodes

SEASON 4 EPISODE 23 | SEASON FINALE | TIPPING | HOLLISTER 22.06.2026

It's the last episode of the season for us before we have a wee summer break. Tonight, we talk about the tipping culture, Clarkston's Farm, Costco, the top 5 bad assumptions people make about you and loads more. You can still catch us on Patreon throughout the summer, and we will see you all soon 😎

SEASON 4 EPISODE 22 | BEAT THE PUNDIT | PAISLEY PIES | WORLD CUP SONGS 15.06.2026

We talk about our Chris turning up on the Clyde 1 football phone in to play their quiz, why are all the World Cup songs diabolical?, businesses getting slaughtered on social media, what happened to Zumba, and loads more from your favourite podcast 😎

SEASON 4 EPISODE 21 | GETTING YOUR BCG | FACETIMING | TOP 5 ALBUMS 08.06.2026

For our generation, the fear of getting your BCG was real 😂, we also chat about hearing someone watching our clips while we're there, are birthday cards pointless?. How popular our names are now, and loads more this week to get through If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link bel...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 20 | RATE MY RIDE | DAVID LLOYD | MIXING BRANDS 01.06.2026

We chat about David Lloyd approaching peak Benidorm in the good weather last week, can you wear a mix of sporting brands at the same time, Chris goes in on graduation ceremonies, and we discuss one of the best top 5's we've ever done 😎 If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 19 | BRACES | MORTONS ROLLS | OASIS RUMOURS 25.05.2026

Are Oasis at the windup by touring again?, if you were with someone for a year and they had a load of debt, would you pay it off for them? just a couple of the topics tonight and loads more including a belter of a Beat The Baldy 😎 If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link below ⁠https...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 18 | FIREFIGHTERS | BABY SHOWERS | LIVE NIGHT 18.05.2026

It's our first night back in the studio since the unbelievable show at the O2, so we have a wee catch-up on a great night, we chat about going out to play, firefighters being more productive, boxer shorts, baby shower drama, and loads more. If you haven't already, make sure you get your tickets for our next live night at the Armadillo. You can use the QR code in the episode or use the link...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 17 | CAR WASH AWKWARDNESS | MOST OVERRATED BAND EVER | BEST HOLIDAYS 11.05.2026

Is there anything more awkward than sitting in the car when it's getting washed?, we chat about weird things that people boast about, the most overrated band/artist of all time, top 5 this week is our fav holidays, what do you do when your dream holiday clashes with a funeral? and loads more crammed in.

SEASON 4 EPISODE 16 | WHY DO FRECKLES GO AWAY | COULD YOU HIT A 9 DARTER | TOP 5 SCHOOL SUBJECTS 04.05.2026

5pm on a Monday and the lads are here to give you the latest on whats going on in the world, tonight we look atThe whole drama of I'm a CelebFrecklesBeat the Baldy New contentTop 5 School Subjects SetbacksWhats easier, a 9 darter or a 147?Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

SEASON 4 EPISODE 15 | FRONT PAGE NEWS | BUILDING THE WORLD | TOP 5 MOVIE SOUNDTRACKS 27.04.2026

It's Monday, what else are you going to be doing with your time except listening to us two? Tonight, we will be chatting aboutFront page of the papers for our ChrisCNN InvestigationBeat the Baldy Rebuilding the WorldListener Story Are You DeadTop 5 Movie Soundtracks Abduction by Pirates, Aliens or Ghosts? Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition http...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 14 | WORKING IN COSTCO | TOP 5 CHILDHOOD TOYS | STAND-UP 20.04.2026

Hope everyone is having a class start to the week, if not, then we are here to make you smile with some belting topics, including, Could you live in a street with just your mates or just your family? Is the checker job at Costco the easiest job in the world ? Beat the Baldy  What is your biggest insecurity?  Top 5 - Childhood Toys  Stand up  Nice feedback 

SEASON 4 EPISODE 13 | M8 ROADWORKS | TOO MANY SUBS | THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED 13.04.2026

Some top tier subjects to get your week off to a flier - M8 Roadworks - Things folk do when the sun comes out - Beat The Baldy - Balloons for every celebration - How many subscriptions do you have? - Top 5 things to do when you're bored - Men's Health - Should anyone working with the public need a PVG Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition http...

SEASON 4 EPISODE 12 | SCRANSIT VAN | 6 YEARS SINCE COVID | TOP 5 CEREALS | INSIDE THE MANOSPHERE 06.04.2026

Monday nights are for one thing and one thing only now - Scransit Van- Memories from COVID- Beat The Baldy - Inside the Manosphere - Armadillo- Stanley Cups- Top 5 Cereals  Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

SEASON 4 EPISODE 11 | WHAT WILL PEOPLE SAY ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU DIE | BEAT THE BALDY | BUCKET LISTS 30.03.2026

It's the best part of the week, and your favourite power couple is back with more madness  What will people say about you when you die How buzzing are you when someone leaves a Yorkshire Pudding  Beat The Baldy  Sweets/Chocolate that it's impossible to just eat a couple of  Room 101 The guy equivalent of an LBD Top 5 Bucket list things 

SEASON 4 EPISODE 10 | NEWS READERS | WATER CREMATION | RETIRING 23.03.2026

With the sad news that John McKay is leaving the news, we chat our favourite news readers, a belter of a dilemma. Would you consider a water cremation?, when you plan on retiring and things you see people do every day that you can't stand Please make sure you check out our new sponsor for Beat the Baldy, Pitstop Nutrition https://bit.ly/4jCRbcR

Season 4 Episode 9 | SELF-CHECKOUTS | COMPLIMENTS | TOP 5 SCOTTISH BANDS 16.03.2026

We cover all the drama in Glasgow from last week with the horrendous fire in town and the small matter of WW3 at the game, then it's on to the madness of self-checkout awkwardness, buying some gear from the art galleries, our top 5 scottish bands and loads more.

Season 4 Episode 8 | TEENAGERS | WEEKEND MILLIONAIRES | PRICE OF CARS 09.03.2026

This week, we talk about the joys of teenagers, choosing someone to take your photo abroad, reading someone's messages when they are in front of you, the price of motors these days and loads more.

Season 4 Episode 7 | CHARLIE MULGREW | LIVING THE DREAM AT CELTIC | FOLK BEING LATE| BINMEN 02.03.2026

We say this every week, this episode is up there btw we had Charlie Mulgrew joining this week and he got the memo big time, we chat about Charlie's career, what annoys him, Chris has a rant about bin men, and there is so much more to unpack in this episode 😎

Season 4 Episode 6 | Intimate Gigs | Winter Olympics | Eddie's Teeth 23.02.2026

How do you actually know you would be good at bobsleigh or any of the other Winter Olympic sports? We chat about Asda's latest marketing campaign, what part of our bodies we would change if we could, and Eddie has been far too quiet recently, and he's back with a bang 😂

SEASON 4 EPISODE 5 | ESTATE AGENT INFLUENCERS | JOBSWORTHS | SELF-DEFENCE CLASSES 16.02.2026

Back in the day, how many of your mums went to a random self-defence class in a community centre?, One of many topics tonight as we discuss jobsworth supervisors, estate agent videos, and Chris's idea for electric cars, and loads more 😎

SEASON 4 EPISODE 4 | CHAT GPT MATES | DODGY NAMES | WEIRD DREAMS 09.02.2026

How pally are you with your Chat GPT?, We delve right into this tonight, along with one of the best Beat the Baldys we have done as Chris faces a blast from the past, weird dreams, wee bumfluff chins and loads more

EPISODE 3 | BECKHAMS DRAMA | SOCIAL MEDIA BAN | TOP 5 SNACKS | THE MONDAY CLUB 02.02.2026

Chris has a very unusual take on the situation between Vicky B and wee Brooky B, we look at setting up a hassle free business, should schools get rid of homework and loads more 😎

EPISODE 2 | NATIONAL SERVICE | LOOKSMAXXING| FEEL GOOD SONGS| THE MONDAY CLUB 26.01.2026

Have you ever had a dingy when going on a date?. Should some form of National Service be brought back?. The world of Looksmaxxing, we welcome a new sponsor for Beat The Baldy and loads more for you tonight to sit back and relax this week 😎

SEASON 4 IS HERE | BOOKING A TRIP | 12 GRAPES!!! | MONDAY CLUB ROOM 101 19.01.2026

Your favourite comedy duo are back with more patter than ever, Chris pitches a holiday idea to the lads, we talk about the fear going back to work after some time off, diets growing up and loads more 😎

Season 3 Episode 23 - The Season Finale 29.12.2025

Join us for the last episode of season 3 as we take a little but well-needed break. This week, we're chatting about fussy eaters, swimming with sharks, travelling to the USA for the World Cup and don't eat your dinner when you are listening to this week's courtroom 🤣

Season 3 Episode 22 - Two Unwise Men 22.12.2025

What better way to start your Christmas week than to join us after weve had our wee festive day out, we're chatting about the live night, school mum cliques, the World Cup, and girls being able to put a face of make up while driving and loads more 😂

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