The Monday Club

This week Chris has a bee in his bonnet about Molly-Maes eyebrows, we also find some time to talk about xmas temps, what are the chores that the guys traditionally do, xmas markets, fake clobber, and loads more 😎

As it's the festive season, we ask the burning question: is gravy a drink?. We're also slaughtering Fri/Sat night TV now. The old routine of getting a bath once a week, and a absolute carve-up on Beat the Baldy, plus loads more

Any guys on here considered Scrotox?, You will hear all about it tonight as we delve into a mad craze. Also in this episode, we talk about Joshua v Paul, Evri couriers, Byker Grove, and launching a live night at the O2!!!!

We've not had guests on for a while, so we thought we would go two for the price of one with the Saint Phnx lads. We chat about selling out the Hydro, joining up with Nathan Evans, and some of our usual topics as we debate who's worse, football dads or dance mums 😂

What's your views on grated cheese on a roll? Dynamite or derranged behaviour, could you get along with a clone of yourself?, Are glasses sexy? Some of the key topics in the Monday Club newsroom this week, along with loads more. 

Is there anything more infuriating than trying to get on the motorway and some bellend is blocking you off, are fireworks doing your nut?, folk out on a date and only show the arm of the person they're with 🤬, plus loads more to get you through the week.

We chat about the groundbreaking news that Flakes will be replacing Eclairs in Minituare Heroes this year, adults who get a rage-on for Halloween, what we can call our Patreon subscribers, and some of the usual shenanigans 😊

Get ready for an avalanche of randomness this week as we go through some mad topics, a Scottish Big Brother, should Chris get botox, what's the male equivalent of taking your bra off, spend the day with me videos and loads more chucked in 😂

Some therapy this week as Chris talks about the solitary shift he had in B&M, we talk about planning your funeral, some listener poetry, the price of fags, floating beds in swimming pools and is Argos a sim 😂

Could you go out with someone who had the same name as your mum/dad?, airport parking costs, Greggs opening a pub, chefs being able to cook for a full restaurant but folk can't make a meal at home, and loads more, including our usual Beat the Baldy and Courtroom segments

All sorts of chaos in this weeks episode as we talk about foxes being absolute weapons, Chris loses his head at Beat the Baldy, pranking folk, Chris's dad out in the wild causing chaos , and more importantly what's your bedtime routine?

Feeling a little bit old this week as we chat about getting on a bit, cafe running clubs, how many bits of bread make two sandwiches, a belter of a courtroom, and how is it acceptable to say someone is too skinny but not to say they're too fat?

Happy Monday troops, your favourite pair of Baldys are back with some chat to get you through the week, we're talking ned culture, people who hate that their partners listen to the pod, sten doos and loads more, this one is a doozy 😂

Anybody else getting their house invaded by these little bams?, one of our many random topics this week as we also look at getting kidnapped by aliens, folk stealing your photos for tinder, do people still sell dogs on social media, and loads more 😂

It's Monday and we know your night wouldn't be complete without some mad topics to think about, we have an alterantive option to Love Island, one of the funniest Beat the Baldy segments we've had, things you lose interest in as you get older and loads more 😂

Our first episode after a live sell out at Baad and we are still buzzing at an amazing night, we also chat about hiding farts, using the gym at Creamfields, a belter of a listener dilemma, some red flags on social media and so much more.

This episode contains one of the greatest Monday Club moments of all time as Chris faced his sister in a classic Beat The Baldy  Also, we are talking about wearing white boxers, backing up your mates, random neighbours, our Christmas live show and another random courtroom drama 👨🏼‍⚖️

Flashbacks galore this week as we chat about the things your mum and dad used to say to you, getting sent away so they can get fruity, wee Tom Holland kicking about the town, couples with joint social media accounts, and did you have a yellow Live Strong band back in the day?

Would you keep munching your Chinese if you found a hair in it? Also, how long in a relationship before you drop the L bomb? Two of many random topics tonight as we chat about bringing back Archaos, what type of car has the biggest arseholes on the road, and loads more.

Back this week to chat all things Oasis with Chris, who was at their Heaton Park gig, clinical trials, writing things on the backs of photos and questions that are guaranteed to start an argument, plus loads more 😂

Have you missed us?, We're back and ready to go with a third season of madness. What age is too old for TRNSMT?, Do you have code words that you use with your pals? Along with some more random topics, we have two new segments with Beat the Baldy and The Monday Club Courtroom making their debuts tonight.

It's the end of Season 2 😭😭. We'll leave you for a few weeks with some absolute belters of topics to mull over. We chat favourite movie theme tunes, Chris battering the dads at sports day, kids crying on public transport, the TV show naked attraction and loads more 😂😂

Some mad topics this week, we're going back in time to discuss the Titanic, favourite game shows, and how long we think we would last in prison, plus loads more 😂

Did your mum and dad have a sunbed that used to go over the bed and turn the whole room fluorescent?😂😂, one of the topics this week as we chat about Gary's dreams, flabelos machines, favourite smells and loads more 🤝 

It's Monday and we're back with a mix of serious, random and hilarious moments This week we're talking about Chris finding out about butter, the rise in shoplifting, prices for care homes, Christmas hampers from back in the day and loads more 😊