The Meh Generation

Geordi gets programmed into a sleeper agent for the Romulans to cause a war with the Klingons. Can the crew discover and reverse the programing before all out war is declared?

Dr. Crusher falls for an alien ambassador who turns out out to be a parasite known as a Trill! But she he has to jump host bodies, can she navigate the change, or will she be weird prude about it? Featuring returning guest MaiaMama!

Lwaxana returns! But when the keeper of the sacred rings (and all that shit) falls for an alien scientist who is doomed to die for because no one in his culture is allowed to live past the age of 60. But will new research that could save his people prevent this Logan’s Run in space? Featuring special guest Maria Tholl!

An accident leads to internal investigation onboard the Enterprise! But as the investigation turns into a witch hunt, Picard himself will have defend his actions to a military tribunal! Maia Mama returns to guest on this special extended episode!

Q is back, and ready to fuck with Picard and his love life! In order to “pay him back” for their last encounter, Q sets up an elaborate Robin Hood fantasy for Picard and his former lover Vash! Can the crew defeat the Sir Guy of Gisbourne and release Maid Marian (Vash) before time runs out? Featuring guest star Amara Fehring (no relation)!

Lt. Barclay goes from Zero to Hero when he goes full Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and becomes a super smart competent guy for once! But as his brain expands, the origin of this sudden brain power is called into question. But, can the source of the intelligence be discovered and reversed before Barclay grows too powerful?

When Geordi’s old crew begins dying off under wild circumstances, the only way to solve the mystery is return to an old away mission with a past commander. But when the answer is mutation by parasite, can they save the crew and Geordi before everyone gets their DNA rewritten?

Madness and mayhem strike as a mysterious affliction prevents the crew of the Enterprise from reaching R.E.M sleep! As hallucinations set in, it’s up to Troi and Data to find a solution! But will they survive long enough to solve the problem?

Geordi La Forge gets to meet the real Dr. Leah Brahms, and oh boy is it something. Guinan is in this one though! (Please listen)

Riker is discovered as an under cover alien on a pre-warp planet. Can the crew of the Enterprise rescue him before he’s dissected or will he have to f*ck his way out?

The Meh Generation Returns! The 14th episode of TNG welcomes us back with a mystery! When the crew finds themselves missing an entire day, Captain Picard leads a the charge to discover the truth of what happened and figure out who on the crew is lying??

Five years later…Your intrepid hosts have returned to get this f*cking show on the road! After four years of the initial run - The Original Series, Animated Series, Original Films, and the first three and half season of Next Gen - Dan and Cam are back to finish out season four of TNG and launch back into the Meh Generation! Stay tuned and keep on Trekking!

The boys take a break! But they will be back soon.

Picard must outwit a supposed devil who has a returned after a thousand years to claim a planet, it’s people, and the Enterprise! Dan can’t outwit anyone with his latest song parody which returns after no one asked. Cameron returns to his rightful place as the king of camp.

Picard and The Enterprise must keep the Federation from collapsing into a war with Cardassian Empire! Dan and Cam talk about war stories and feelings! Plus a special surprise!

Data records a log of his day, which happens to be extremely eventful, for research into how his mind works. Dan fawns over Gates McFadden, which Cameron echoes, which is only a taste of how good this episode is.

Deanna Troi loses her empathic powers. And at the same time, The Enterprise loses all navigation as a cloud of 2D creatures pulls the ship towards a cosmic string! Are the two incidents related and can it be stopped in time? Dan loses his shit on music boxes. And at the same time, Cameron talks about loss and therapy as Deanna’s counseling is evaluated! Are the two hosts in agreement about how gre...

Picard and Wesley are shipwrecked! Can they stay alive on a desert planet with no water long enough for the Enterprise to find them? Wesley is done! Can Dan contain his excitement at a Wesley free TNG with Cam teasing future episodes and cameos?

Riker wakes up in sickbay with no memory of the last 16 years! How did this happen? He’s the Captain now? Picard is an admiral? Is someone pulling a fast one on old Riker? Dan wakes up to how hot LeVar Burton has always been! How did he miss this? How gross does Picard look in old-age makeup? Is Cameron ready to make trombone jokes?

Picard is forced to determine the next supreme leader of the Klingon Empire! Plus the return diplomatic envoy K'Ehleyr brings complicated feelings for Worf and a surprise son! Dan is forced to admit a fondness for Klingon culture as he works on his Gowron impression. Plus the “fridge-ing” of a fan-favorite brings complicating head cannon from Cameron!

When the Enterprise finds itself on the homeworld on dearly departed crewman, Tasha Yar, the crew must befriend her sister, Ishara! But is a friend like her sister, or a betrayal laden tool? When Cameron finds himself confronted with the proto-Karen hair cut, Dan must sing a Star Trek Bond Theme. But is there anything to love in this episode besides a blue leotard and Brent Spiner?

Shhhhhhhore leave!

People are disappearing from the Enterprise! But what’s worse is only Doctor Crusher remembers them having existed at all! Can Beverly save the forgotten crew before she is the only one left? Next Generation is getting good! But what’s worse is Dan is running out of bad things to say about the show as the writing and acting get turned up to an 11! Can Cameron help us through this slash-tastic epis...

While rescuing a shipwrecked alien ship, the crew finds a human among their ranks! But this long lost human will have to decide which world he wants to live in before a full-blown war breaks out! While discussing Klingon bulges, Cameron gets distracted by sports! But the real point of this episode is to talk about Picard’s awkward Dad energy before Dan gets himself a pair of boat shoes!

Data goes rogue! After his programing is overridden, Data hijacks the Enterprise and arrives at the secret base of his creator, Dr. Noonien Soong! How is he alive and what does he want? Cameron goes camp! After talking about how goddamn brilliant Brent Spiner is, Dan lays into how terrible Lore is! And both hosts ask “how can the Enterprise ever work alongside Data again? “