The Meh Generation

Family Day! While the Enterprise is repaired at Earth, Worf’s parents visit, Wesley gets a message from dad, and Picard goes home to England…I mean France! Season 4! While pronunciation is thrown to the wind, Cam talks about character, Dan gripes about bad science, and the boys talk about their respective families.

The Borg continue towards earth, and destroy federation ships with ease as they go! But can the crew save Picard and defeat the Borg before they all get assimilated? Cameron and Dan continue on into season 4 of The Next Generation! But can the bad makeup and illogical tactical choices keep this from being a perfect episode?

Borg! War! Good God Y’all! Preparing on the eve of conflict, the crew readies themselves for battle. But when the Borg assimilates our beloved Picard, will Riker be able to do the unthinkable? Dan! Cam! Talkin’ Trek Y’all! Preparing for this episode took 72 episodes, but it’s finally here! But when the show Cam loves so much finally shows up, will it live up to the hype?

The crew discovers an unknown alien crashed landed and dying. Over the next month, this John Doe rapidly. heals himself and others. But what are the limits of his power and is he dangerous? Cameron discovers a love of sweater jumpsuits! Over the end credits, Dan casts the Muppets on the Enterprise. But can they find a way to talk about Geordi being awkward AF?

Deanna, her mother Lwaxana, and Riker are kidnapped by a Ferengi who wants the elder Troi for business AND pleasure. Can the crew find them before Deanna gets a stepdad? Cameron, Daniel, and a PBS quilting show make their way through the cringe AND gross racist undertones of this episode. Can they find anything worth liking in this smoldering trash heap?

Peace talks aboard the Enterprise call for a legend: Sarek! But is the newly emotional Vulcan up for the task? Costume talks lead Dan to declare a new order of nuns: Power Ranger! But is the return of a TOS legend enough for Cameron to love?

Data gets droid-napped! But his abductors have faked his death! can the Enterprise discover the truth and save our android? Next-Gen gets problematic! But the acting is superb! Can Cam and Dan find anything worth saving in this episode?

A crewman has a hard time on the ship, but his active fantasy life may get in the way of saving the day! A host has a hard time with empaths, but his cohost has a good outlook on the future of return o fa character!

The Enterprise takes a Betazoid psychic to make contact with a new alien! When suddenly, Romulans! Cam takes us on an off-topic ramble to make music with Dan! When suddenly, X-Men!

Picard takes a holiday! But soon it becomes an Indiana Jones style adventure! Dan takes on caves! But soon Cameron explains all the cannon we are getting here!

Picard is abducted and replaced with a doppelgänger! Can he escape before his replacement dooms the Enterprise? Dan is talking about experiments and bar etiquette! Can Cam keep them focused on the bad alien design and costumes?

Good news Worf, your brother is alive! Bad news, he needs your help clearing your dead father of treason! Good news Cam, we get to see the Klingon homeworld! Bad news, Dan is going to take issue with these costumes.

Data has a daughter! But hold off on the baby shower, because Star Fleet is coming to take his baby like a damn dingo! Cam has a new perspective! But don’t think it’s going to be all warm fuzzies, because Dan is going to talk about parenting!

A rift in time changes everything! In our new timeline, Tasha Yar is back and aboard the War Ship Enterprise! But can it last? A rift in quotes turns into Sister Act! In one of our best episodes, Cam and Dan break down Worf’s dating life good lighting, and how to clip those damn branching timelines.

When Riker stands accused of murder, Picard must defend him in an alien trial where he is guilty until proven innocent! But how to find the truth when all three witnesses have a different version of events! (which we get to see on the holodeck!) When Cameron can’t stop saying Rashomon, Dan must derail them into talking about other media. But don’t worry, you’re finally going to learn who wrote the...

Q appears on the Enterprise, stripped of this power and human! And his enemies are right behind him! Fringe Girl appears, annoyed and ready to tell you about her show. And Dan pitches Sister Act 3.

Doctor Crusher is kidnapped by terrorists! But can Picard get her back before it’s too late? Dan is on a diatribe! But can Cameron pull him back while they discuss the brilliance of 1776?

When asked to apprehend a fugitive soldier, Picard and the crew learn there might be more to his story. When asked to name James Cromwell’s most famous Star trek role, Cam picks his turn in this episode!

The Defector! Secret Weapon Productions When a Romulan general defects, Picard will have to decide if he can be trusted. And whatever he decides could start or prevent a war! When Dan lists his crimes against fashion, Cameron will have to decide if he should zone out. And whatever else happens, Cameron makes Shakespeare jokes!

While trying to reunite two waring clans, Riker falls for a woman. But she’s an assassin set on revenge! While trying to convince Cameron to watch Tiger King, Dan makes a bad joke! But Cameron breaks down the weird dynamics of assassin employer relations!

While the Enterprise plays host to the negotiations over the first recorded stable wormhole, Deanna begins an affair with one of the negotiators. But both the wormhole and Deanna’s new lover are hiding secrets. While The Meh Generation has its filthiest episode ever recorded, Cameron coins the term “crafting,” and Dan uncovers the truth about Tarantino’s Star Trek Script. But both hosts are ill-pr...

Geordi gets stranded on a storming planet, and the Enterprise is unable to locate him. But don’t worry, he’s trapped with a Romulan! Cam gets stranded in a slash-travaganza , and The Meh Generation returns to its roots. But don’t worry, Dan has bad WW2 movie puns for you.

When the Enterprise is caught in an ancient trap, only Geordi can save the ship! And maybe figure out his lady problems too? When the pansexuality of crewmen is brought up, Cameron is hopeful. And maybe Dan is ready to quit calling OG Star Trek characters ugly? (He’s not.)

When an officer dies on an away mission, Picard must inform her son of her passing. But when the officer reappears, the crew must uncover the truth! When Cameron and Dan agree that this episode is great, there is little to do but heap on the praise. But when the subject of sound and 80’s tropes come up, it’s’ full read alert!

When the prime directive is broken, Picard is seen to be a god by a bronze age people! So Riker and Troy go undercover to kill god in the people’s hearts and minds! When the hosts go a little off the rails, Cameron is heard doing a brand new voice! So Dan immediately has to take issue with the hair and makeup to get back on track.