The Martini Boys Podcast

Who the hell is Dave Blunts, and why can't he put down the cup? The American rapper, singer, and internet personality gained popularity after going viral for performing while using an oxygen tank. A Maine Coon cat named Mittens becomes quite the plane traveler. Only being able to choose one, the boys take on types of food, including breakfast. Are you a nut-lover? Nuts.com has crazy amounts of...

And just like that, 2024 comes to a close as we welcome the new year. The podcast has reached over 1,000 subs! We'd like to thank each and every one of you who has stuck with us from day 1, and to those who are new to the channel. From new year resolutions, going hard at the gym, and what we're looking forward to this year... tune in as The Martini Boys take on 2025!

Wishing you all a very Merry, Martini Christmas and a Happy New Year 🎅🏼 The classic movie Home Alone was voted the best Christmas movie in 2024, and for good reason! There are also many films that aren’t specifically about Christmas but feature Christmas scenes, which many still consider holiday movies. The boys play a "Smash or Pass: Food Edition" game. During this season of parties a...

Christmas is coming FAST... hopefully you all have finished your shopping to avoid the mad rush. We're talking all about the best and worst gifts in 2024, nostalgic gifts from the early 2000s, and everything else from childhood traditions, food, and what we wanted as a child compared to now. Alex's obsession with Go-Ped gas scooters and Easy Bake Oven. The boys both got Gary Fisher mountai...

Tom DeLonge of blink-182 said it best... Aliens Exist! During a hearing held by a subcommittee of the House Oversight Committee in Washington, DC, a group of experts were questioned if they had any knowledge that the Department of Defense was involved with any “secretive” projects involving the “manipulation of human genetics” with “non-human genetic material.” Matt finally got to see Salem Sasqua...

What the #!$@ is wrong with people?! It's no surprise that the internet is a wild place... and we're here to share some more crazy stories found deep within the World Wide Web. "Occupy Mars" is Elon Musk and SpaceX's project name for the colonization program in efforts to establish a permanent human settlement on Mars. Weather in New England is like a box of chocolates... you...

Happy Halloween, baby! We're back and will be hanging out in Matt's neck of the woods to hand out candy, have a bonfire and clinkin' drinks with the parents. The neighborhood has a bunch of decorations up and the freaks will be walking the streets. Halloween means costumes, and we dig into the most popular and purchased costume in 2024, including our favorite costumes of choice growing up. Aside f...

🎃 Welcome to Episode 48 of The Martini Boys Podcast! 🍂 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Spooky Season with a fun mix of topics perfect for October. Join us as we sip on a delicious Pumpkin Spiced Martini 🍸, chat about the official return of hockey 🏒, and debate the best (and worst) Halloween candies 🍬. Plus, it wouldn’t be October without a little fear factor—hear us talk about our bigg...

2024 has certainly been a wedding-packed year. We just got back from another fun wedding up in New Hampshire with gorgeous views and the start of foliage. There is a saying that goes "You never remember the good weddings, but you never forget the bad ones." We share some disastrous wedding stories experienced by others that did NOT go as planned. 50,000 union members of the International Longshore...

The Martini Boys Podcast turns 1 year old! With fall in full effect, you know what that means... it's state fair season. We talk about our go-to fair foods, and what has been ranked worst to best throughout the country. Aside from fair foods, you can't forget about all of the rides growing up. From the Zipper, the Pirate Ship, and the Gravitron... all the way to the classic Ferris Wheel. How safe...

YEEHAW!! The boys are back and with special guest from Texas. Rane, one of Matt's good friends, was visiting New England and got him in on an episode. Flying/traveling can be a breeze, while other times it can be a nightmare. Rane shares his awful experience on a popular airline. Back by popular demand, it's not truly The Martini Boys without an espresso martini. How Texan are you? Alex br...

As time marches on, it seems that our language evolves with each generation. Will the slang nonsense continue to get worse? Alex is on a roll with discovering company slogans that are simply too good not to share. Most people have experienced quitting a job before... but did you leave with a bang? The boys read anonymous submissions about hilarious ways people have left their jobs. Have you ever b...

Brining back a classic that started it all... espresso martinis. Made up of vodka and coffee liquor, we dive into the recipe, who invented the cocktail, where it's from and its origin. Our bodies all experience involuntary actions/reactions throughout the day. On this episode, we talk about sneezing, and whether or not we sneeze on a daily basis. Does something such as "ACHOO" turn p...

A recent trip to California inspired this episode's choice of drink. One of the most popular tiki drinks out there... the Mai Tai. While wearing their best Hawaiian shirt, the boys talk about the top 10 WORST slogans for ad campaigns used by some of the most popular companies out there. Whoever thought that these were a "great idea" leads to many other concerns. Alex is back with one...

For the past two weeks, Paris has held the 2024 Olympics and there has been a lot to talk about. The boys get into the countries participating, rankings for medals, and all of the Olympic disciplines involved this year, including brand new ones. An awesome weekend in New Hampshire for a bachelor party, which included river waterslides, cornhole, an explosive hot tub, and a smart TV that may have b...

Cheers, mate! In this episode, the boys dive into British-English slang words, phrases and what the heck it all means. Slang often reflects cultural nuances and social contexts, providing a lively and dynamic aspect to everyday conversation... and Matt cannot get enough of it! Ever heard of 'The Lamp Theory'? Tune in to find out what it is and how it might make you question reality. Taking...

Do you know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? The boys try a flight of 4 classic cocktails, ranking them most to least favorite, all while trying to read tongue twisters. Fresh blood must be in the water because it's Shark Week, baby! There are hundreds of museums that exist in the world, but have you ever been to the Poozeum? Yes... it's a bunch of poop for your viewing pleasure.

There are ways to break bones… and then there are dumb ways. The boys talk about their own experiences, including stories shared by others. Whiskey vs bourbon: a deeper dive into this classic pour of choice. An 86-year-old man is recovering after police said his neighbor showed up at his back door naked and attacked him before the man’s dog jumped in and held the neighbor down. When it comes to Fl...

MATT IS BACK! The boys talk all about Matt's trip to Alaska - everything from the Alaskan cruise, fishing, wildlife sightings such as bears, moose and orcas... to a helicopter tour experiencing the state's massive glaciers first-hand. If exploring Alaska is on your bucket list, this episode is for you. Cursed by wildfires? That may sound strange, but it seems to becoming a reality. A categ...

While Matt wrestles bears in Alaska, Alex officially welcomes in the summer season. From no school to barbecues, concerts and tailgating at your favorite music festivals. Nothing beats the warmer weather, longer days and of course... ICE CREAM. In this episode, Alex reviews the top 10 best flavors, to some of the worst flavors of ice cream in existence, and you won't believe what is ranked the...

The boys reminisce about their horrible experience with a car rental business when in San Diego. The new generation of kids are not only coming up with new slang, but removing letters from existing words... I guess we're the boomers now. Shredded cheese floods the dairy aisle at your local grocery store covered in that infamous white powder. How bad is it for you, and should you be washing you...

As the weather gets nicer, the boys talk about getting back into a workout routine with the help of Apple Watch and walking pads. Sure, the Vegas strip is known for its hotels, casinos and clubs... but there truly is so much more to do and discover on (and off) the strip. Take a quick drive over to Old Vegas (Fremont Street), or visit Area 15 containing Dueling Axes, and the Omega Mart: a supermar...

NEVER AGAIN... the boys talk about red eye flights, layovers and all of the extra expenses when booking cheap tickets. Matt is getting closer to his Alaskan cruise which means packing for three different seasons with temperatures anywhere between 35-65 degrees. Most of us know what writing research papers involves and how much time you spend in the library... wait till you hear about some of these...

The boys receive a candy delivery straight from Sweden to review and rank them. BUBS is one of the most popular candy brands in Sweden and has become a TikTok trend. Alex busts out a craft beer called Laser Kitten by Medusa Brewing Company for his love of IPAs and a connoisseur for dank hops. Top 10 favorite chain restaurants that “you’ve probably never knew existed.” Of course, that leads into th...

Danny confronts Darnell and things don't go so well. It's official... The Martini Boys have tied the knot (sorry ladies). Weird dreams and conspiracies has led Danny to believe that ET is actually a predator. Alex's least favorite genre of music is country... "I got my beer, I got my truck, drank a bud light and it was the best day of my life." Talks about some of the biggest...