The Martini Boys Podcast

BOOM! Roasted. Danny is getting married and decided not to show up to today’s episode… so we built our own Danny instead. Keeping the wedding talk going, the boys discuss 1-year wedding anniversaries, and Matt's upcoming Alaskan cruise. Alex talks about what it's like getting an MRI of the brain and nerve tissues, and why you feel like peeing your pants. With warmer weather and summer near...

Are the boys breaking bad? No... but the current resident at the Albuquerque house is quite the mean lady, and apparently does not like visitors. There are many pranksters who are hilarious, and Ed Bassmaster is one of them. An interaction in a parking lot with a UPS guy goes wrong. Delivery drivers have become infamous for leaving love letters on our door saying that they "missed us". A...

The boys give their honest review on BeatBox - The World’s Tastiest Party Punch. It seems that video games these days have become a huge money pit filled with unnecessary skins, characters and downloadable content. How you would react during super awkward situations. Humor hit different back in the days of live audiences. Do The Martini Boys have a number one fan, Wallcock?!

The boys reminisce about the good ol' days of Tosh. O and Vine. As adulthood settles in, that "dad" feeling starts to kick in, finding joy in visits to Home Depot and Lowe's. Girls LOVE Target... so why not utilize our time by tailgating in the parking lot. Facebook peeves and how the social network has hit rock bottom. Holding one finger up in pictures growing up, and how the ne...

The boys dive into nostalgic college memories, reminiscing about the infamous Four Loko, its tragic caffeinated downfall, and its return to the shelves. The wild world of solar eclipse conspiracy theories, pondering the strange beliefs that emerge during these celestial events. A curious notion that some people believe the sky is actually heaven. The idea of returning to the west coast as a friend...

Happy Easter! The boys talk about the origin of Easter, interesting/strange facts and candy rankings best to worst. Both Matt and Danny recently visited the west coast. Matt conquers his fear of heights as visits the top of Seattle's Space Needle. Danny became a snowboarding pro in Lake Tahoe. Alex feels that layovers are the worst, and flying directly is absolutely worth it if available. GET...

Alex goes solo on today's episode as he remembers his late father who passed March 28th, 2020. Quiet On Set documentary has been released, producers become exposed, and our favorite childhood actors come forward. The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore has collapsed after a large cargo ship crashes into it. We all used to hit the dance floor during school dances... and did we actually know w...

The boys are back after kickin' it in Portland, ME for Alex's birthday weekend with plenty of stories to tell. Not all heroes wear capes... Alex saves a large crowd from being puked on at a nightclub. Drama starts in a country bar and things get a little heated. A groom wears his Apple Vision Pro on his wedding day and his wife's face certainly says it all. As avid readers (didn't...

It is Wednesday my dudes... the boys talk about Alex's birthday weekend and the on-going tradition of heading up to Portland, Maine for the weekend. Tips on making a great spicy margarita and what does Hey Arnold! have anything to do with it. Danny shares a story about renting a haunted house for his cousin's bachelor party. Low-stakes debates like would cats or dogs be better at running t...

The boys get together on a Saturday morning for this week's episode for a good ol' 'This or That' game. From a terrible choice in candidates for presidency, to celebrities you'd rather be adopted by. Danny decides to leave reality behind and join forces with VR. 3-way calling has unlocked a whole new way for prank calling with today's smartphones and technology. Sleeping is...

Love is in the air and it smells like a martini. The boys talk about recurring dreams they have had and what they think the meaning behind it all is. Weird meats you have tried, experience working at a restaurant, and Matt shares a delicacy called "Prison Shlop". Danny brings an Oreo surprise to the table. What would you consider the worst Valentine's date ever.

Punxsutawney Phil did NOT see his shadow which means winter is almost over and spring is coming early this year for the boys. Groundhog Day, the humorous tradition and how the animal likely has no idea what is going on. Talks about some of the best iPod Touch/iPhone games growing up. Biggest pet peeves that annoy you the most. A driving story that forces Alex to replace his Mustang with a truck. M...

The boys talk about serial killer moves - strange tendencies that others would consider psychotic. A million dollar idea involving a food truck, fries, and toppings sky-high. Danny talks about his bathroom experience while being secretly recorded on the toilet. Things you have a habit of doing that others most likely don't do. The front opening of boxer briefs... and is it actually used or is...

The boys got together on a Friday with some Midori Sours and Buzzballz on the rocks and things certainly got shaken up. Who has the best bagels in New England, and how they compare to New York. A late Christmas gift finally arrived from the one and only Santa Pangi. Sacha Baron Cohen and some of his funniest movies. Impersonations, drinking stories and movie quotes that are mistaken by most.

The boys try Grenades Gum to see if it actually lives up to the hype, movies you can watch and never get tired of, a pizza delivery turns into a single-vehicle crash, what is pulling oil, how it works and its benefits, funny sayings from different states.

Feeling very lucky this year as the boys talk about Alex winning two blind bets, a guy putting down a 5 dollar bet doing a 15 leg parlay and winning $490,000, and Dave Portnoy winning a million after Michigan wins against Alabama. Why people care so much about what celebrities think and their economic recommendations. Bill Gates and his obsession with lab-made meat with an agenda to push for unhea...

The boys ring in the new year and talk about their resolutions for 2024, the benefits of ice baths/cold water therapy, Alex's honeymoon in St. Lucia, how removing fat from your diet can lead to arthritis, and 2023's word of the year: RIZZ

The boys have their own little Yankee Swap, including a special gift from the martini wives. One of the most anticipated trailers, Grand Theft Auto 6, has finally released raking in more than 93 million views in 24 hours, Alex tells the story of the infamous dog gang "The Barks", the quality of food continues to drop, the cost of living continues to rise, and the pros and cons of renting...

The boys talk about skydiving in California, the freaks that wander Hollywood Blvd, Danny and his changes for a better lifestyle, prank calls growing up and some more Q/A from the strange lands of Quora.

The boys talk about their go-to Christmas movies, the grind of Myspace and choosing your 'top friends', Milan Lucic of the Bruins faces assault charges, college experiences and what the future holds, and Matt helps Alex with a special yard remodel.

Happy Thanksgiving! The boys talk about holiday traditions, would you be cool with 4-day work weeks, the crazies who workout at Planet Fitness, and Danny gets a new truck. Pour yourself a drink and shake it up with The Martini Boys. New episodes every Thursday! Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok for full video episodes and additional content.

Surfing talk on the East Coast versus the West Coast, retailers pushing the holiday seasons way too soon, a Russian woman claims to be "addicted" to motherhood and wants 105 children, and the origin of No Nut November. Pour yourself a drink and shake it up with The Martini Boys. New episodes every Thursday! Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok for...

Taking a moment of silence for all affected by the devastating events that took place in Maine, sharing embarrassing stories growing up, the face-eating cannibal in Florida, hockey talk and the passing of Adam Johnson, bullies in high school and weird Thanksgiving fetishes. Pour yourself a drink and shake it up with The Martini Boys. New episodes every Thursday! Make sure to like, subscribe, and f...

Challenges kids would try on social media, Papa Roach at Mohegan Sun with a bad case of the moos, and Elon Musk changing the name of the Twitter game. Pour yourself a drink and shake it up with The Martini Boys. New episodes every Thursday! Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok for full video episodes and additional content. @martiniboyspodcast

The boys talk about Danny taking his dad to a Jimmy Buffett concert, repeating costumes as a little kid, the rise and fall of illegally downloading music, flamethrower shenanigans at Fiesta Island and Matt gets a special surprise. Pour yourself a drink and shake it up with The Martini Boys. New episodes every Thursday! Make sure to like, subscribe, and follow us on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok fo...