The Male Gayz Podcast

Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors are out, Winona Ryder's acting abilities are in and Rose will not be attending Alice’s funeral. Secret hallways, sex on trampolines and a very special phone call await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

We have entered The Age of The Twink and it's not even limited to gay guys anymore. Chris and Eli are chatting about how they'd deal with a leaked sex tape AND what's appropriate to eat before getting busy. America's chunky kitchenware is an issue and gay representation in film is ripe some factin'! Plus Queen of the Week: Adam Rippon! Chris' award-winning show is coming to Wellington - click here...

Chris and Eli are celebrating NZ's trans weight lifter Laurel Hubbard, calling out kiwi radio DJs and figuring out what the fabric of society is (spoiler: It's cotton). Our fave edition of Barbie's on-again-off-again boyfriend Ken and then do the opposite of celebrate Israel Folau's statements this week. Plus: fate - is it real? The definitive answer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Your favourite gayz are back after the world's longest hiatus. Chris and Eli can't wait to chat GAY CINEMA off the back of scoring free tickets to Love Simon (not even sponsoring this podcast - the boys just had a good time!) It's all Batmans and Birdcages in this hot poddy, plus the most contentious Queen of The Week yet (she's a Trump supporter) AND a young Eli being Clueless about Clueless. Go...

It's a New Year special (admittedly recorded a little before the New Year, sorry!) Chris and Eli are all about self-improvement, resolutions and hearing a little less from Lena Dunham. In this ep we're celebrating EVERYONE involved with making Say My Name, the fabulous Tiffany Haddish, the less fabulous Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam and ever great Paul McCartney. Plus A HUGE MALE GAYZ ANNOUNCEMENT! Host...

This Christmas: Have the gayz been naughty or nice? Is Tonya Harding the perfect Christmas Queen? Is Sophia the Robot going to kill us all? Do these grown adults still believe in Santa? These questions, and more, answered by your two favourite elves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys return and this time it's all about when you couldn't tell: the stories that indicated we might have been straight. SPOILERS: there's not many stories. Plus Chris discovers a great new drag name and we fall in love with the Queen of the Week Penny Wong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ *Note: This episode was recorded immediately after the Kevin Spacey allegations broke. The Male Gayz is a year old and what have the boys learned? Eli's using the platform to share his beef with a radio station who gave him free stuff as a child. Chris' CD collection is basicaly just The Bongo Song and Eli owned FIFA 97: The Soundtrack. Then it's off to the races with a...

Sponsored by Bigpipe.co.nz Time for some spooky tales from the closet for all hallow's eve! A new one-off segment Celebrity Whore Binge includes a Happy Birthday to Zac Efron and Chris really hoping that Justin Bieber is kissing his Christian pastor. Fact of the Gay is a reminder; lots of gay men aren't doing anal. Lots are too! The boys also tackle tips in how to top someone in various ways and a...

Words matter so the gayz are talking the use of the word 'gay', 'poof' and 'poofter' and 'queer' off the back of Rainbow Youth's great new ad. Also in this ep; where in the world can you still be killed for being gay? What killed the Sex and The City 3 movie (and on a related note, can we leave Kim Cattrall alone please)? The Christchurch bar scene, Dream Girls and the new adventures of Bunty the...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ The boys celebrate divas in all their wondrous forms. From the unstoppable force of Aretha Franklin singing over Carole King in the best diva performance ever, to the new gay diva on Married at First Sight NZ. Plus when gay people adopt each other and the most dramatic fight Chris has ever had with his mum recapped. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ The boys recount their biggest partying years including who they pashed and where they vomited! Plus an App that can tell if you're gay by your face? Also: a ferocious competition for Queen of the Week, and Eli might have thought of his first good drag name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ This week Eli an Chris blow open the toy chest to see what their favourite childhood toys say about them now as PROUD GAY MEN! PLUS! They are the first kiwis ever to speak ill of Lorde and the worst dating app ever just got released... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ The verdict is in for Tom Daley's wedding and it is GUILTY AS CHARGED! Captain Planet makes an appearance to tell Australia to sort its shit out and then we find out, our own male gay Eli IS Captain Planet (basically). We also find out Eli's drag name, hear his terrible Joan Rivers impersonation and dive into music artist Pink's aerial career before exploring the weird 9...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Australia: What the f is going on with you guys? A $120m non-binding postal vote on Marriage Equality? Just use Twitter, ya dummies! Also in this fine episode - pigeon trading, N Korea and Christchurch's rainbow laws compared AND a roll call on NZ Labour's policies. Then it's all about the GAYmes, namely Dream Daddy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ We thought we should shake things up and swap seats, and all hell broke loose. We talk Shakespeare or should we say ShakesQUEER and wonder if Dunkirk would be 10 times more successful with Batman in it. This episode is sweeter than Britany Spears's latest perfume. Fact. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Boys wearing dresses and girls kissing girls - it's a music video special featuring iPod nanos! A frank discussion about Lena Dunham's dog ownership surrounded by walks down Memory Lane about Hanson, Blink 182 and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ This week we're talking Pride Parades and why banks feel the need to be so involved. Eli's just seen Chris Rock live and Chris found out Germans want to marry their same sex partners. Plus Jay Z/Beyonce's twin's names are out and the reviews are brutal and why can't drag queens represent a wider spectrum of women? Let's find out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris is trying to free the male nipple and spread a little body positivity after an adolescence of self-consciousness about his chest and Eli is salivating over every single person who's ever played Robin in a Batman movie. The look, wardrobe and comparative campness of film villains are explored, from the Wicked Witch of The West to Heath Ledger's Joker. Plus - what ha...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ The gayz are back! Kicking off with a hot new segment, Eli's Fav Tweet of The Week (from his own account). The beautiful foreign tongue of masc being spoken by personal trainers is music to Chris' ears. Eli takes us through his night last night and guess what everyone - HE SAW STRIPPERS! Naked, female strippers. But as for the main course of this episode: It's all about...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Taped in front of a live studio audience, the boys spend Mothers Day drinking a few Chardonnays dissecting female pop stars. Ranging from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to the Spice Girls - there's hot takes for all! Plus what obvious signifier movie did Chris watch hundreds of times as a kid? Let's find out in this live episode about when Eli and Chris' mamas knew that t...

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Eli and Chris are joined by Australian comedian Rhys Nicholson to discuss who has the gayest country: New Zealand or Aus. Rhys shares delightful tales of being offered meth while on tour, the boys collectively pick outfits for their open coffin funerals and select plastic surgery enhancements for their time among the living. Plus - the biology of being a bottom, h...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ & COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ  Eli is so sexually frustrated that is actually audible (but only to his podcasting co-host). Chris encounters homophobes in small town NZ, a legendary lesbian from the 1800s called Anne Lister is uncovered and our lovely boys are chattin Kirsten Dunst taking on the Civil War.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Oh no, someone left a straight (mainly) cis-woman on The Male Gayz! But don't worry cause it's Alice from Boners of The Heart and she's got a big bag of hot takes for you. In this juicy ep; Thank God, Power Rangers is coming out in film form. Continuinty is a huge issue in porn. There's an extended chat about NZ's favourite gay yodelling sisters, The Topp Twins and Chris...

Sponsored by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ In this It's-Too-Hot-To-Be-Too-Sexy epsiode, Chris is on an intense lube search, trying to figure out exactly what the hell is going on in supermarkets with KY Jelly. Eli is bringing the facts re tops v bottoms and we hear some pretty good stories about getting caught out when in the act. Plus dick pics! Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...