The Male Gayz Podcast

Porn is the foundation of our society and Chernobyl rules (the show, NOT the event) but stay off your phone! In this Male Gayz, we get into the confusing statuses of Little Richard, Stage Challenge and Pride at Disney. Katy Perry is Queen of The Week but also, SHE STUPID! We want 90s Elton John and we wish Rainbow Youth a big ole HAPPY QUEER BIRTHDAY! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

The gayz are back one of them is becoming a vegetarian - Maybe! Comedy fest has almost wiped the guys out but there’s a lot of ground to cover now. Auckland's getting a new old gay bar. There’s YouTube beauty beef, the Met Gala, Rocketman is out and The Male Gayz are officially pro-Thanos and anti-Beatles. Plus, the latest Queen of The Week: Nina West! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Chris and Eli are live in Melbourne with special guest Rhys Nicholson! They’re on the vinos and talking rainbow babies (it’s not what you think), a lack of human intimacy and lacking physical contact while away from home and straight vs gay drinking during your teens. The Queen of The Week is a historical Myers Man and the lyrics to Shallows are effing insane. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Chris and Eli are in Melbourne and they found a hilarious lesbian to join them on the poddy – comedian Alex Ward! The trio cover buffets, sushi and missing out on joining the soccer team populated exclusively by hot girls (which in retrospect, highly problematic). Eli attempts to explain Cats: The Musical: The Movie and Alex chats the boys through how the Aussie government orchestrated a gay equal...

Eli has lost his mind and can't do math and Chris turns the clock back to when he first came out and that time he was doing synthetic cannabis? Turns out giraffes are REALLY intense and whoever wins their fights picks whether they want to top or bot. Pokemon are all queer, don’t @ us and if you’re Barbara Streisand or Diana Ross, consider going one step further and deleting your account. Australia...

Eli goes to his first gay wedding and finds out turning 30 means passing the point of no return. The Fact of The Gay centres around Richard O'Brien (Rocky Horror) who… Maybe we need to talk about? Speaking of musicals, Ellen Greene is a beautiful queer icon and QoTW, specifically for singing Suddenly Seymour FOR DECADES NONSTOP! Also oscar-winning performances in trashy films and for the love of G...

Catch Chris’ unique story of two dudes hooking up on Tinder, Eli’s trials and tribulations of deciding between story and a post and the joys of a spotless a-hole. It’s fun-filled Happy Women’s Day episode with great naming schemes for children’s names, Captain Marvel (very brief) review and the biggest single pressing question for people in New Zealand: How the f do we watch content? Hosted on Aca...

It’s a non-live episode and there was a lovely dog! Eli recalls the centre of all his childhood trauma but REFUSES to stay in his lane. The boys explore the crazy laws of NZ, what #BDMRR is all about and Huge Jackman is coming out… To New Zealand. Please buy your lovely trans folks a coffee and get us tickets to see Huge live! See Chris and Eli live in upcoming shows in Auckland, Wellington and Me...

Chris and Eli are in front of a live sold out crowd to discuss Dolly Parton appreciation, group chats, targeted advertising and truly THE MOST incredible fanfic you will ever hear. NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are LIVE from Auckland’s Basement Theatre in front of a sold-out audience. They talk celebrity gaybaiting, coming out as far more than just gay and the ocean being filled with single use sex toys. NZ listeners: Please support OutLine (a free phone service for queer people) by texting MALEGAYZ to 2256 to donate $3. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is too hot to be gay podcasting but here are the boys anyway! Today we’re talking male cheerleaders, a journey of discovery through teenage porn-viewing and what is up with the British doing dumb effing cameos? Plus, Eli doesn't want anything to do with you if you’re not a Mac user and Chris is trying to shake off his angry boi past. Need a Queen? Sarah Paulson is with a woman 30 years her seni...

Chris and Eli are now are a Pentatonix tribute group. Join them as they discuss the Grey's Anatomy musical episode, Eli's regrettable internet habits (RIP IMDB forums) and the world's first openly gay reverend. Also Chlöe Swarbrick is Queen of The Week, the boys talk about weed and Kiwi porn stars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli explore whether humans shitting in the park, the difficulty of being a R&B/pop music station in the age of R Kelly and Chris Brown and lovely surprise of a gay-friendly Spiderman game. Plus wedding fashion - is matching rompers a good idea or simply dressing like a twin? Marie Kondo: Gay icon? And Shakespeare is the Lena Dunham of the whatever-time-he-was-writing. Hosted on Acast...

Welcome to 2019, or maybe 2009 if you ask Chris. Either way it’s out with the old (Lady Gaga and her dead horse) and in with the new (Glenn Close’s wardrobe and Gayz in Tech!) This ep features a look at Logan Paul’s ‘Gay for a Month’ BS, some great (and not great) summer reads and boogie boarding. Biggest lesson though: A coffee with your mate is NOT a meeting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

It’s almost New Years and time to revisit Chris' acidic Appletiser vom that’s powerful enough to strips paint. Your fav gayz ask: Was this the boys' gayest year yet? Also in this ep, scary fashion, the history of the jockstrap, bike riding and Glenn Close's time is coming in 2019! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are here to try and find some Christmas/Hanukkah joy at the flicks but WHERE ARE THE QUEER XMAS MOVIES? We get treated to a very good Santa voice, find out THE card game to play with your partner over the holiday season (that won’t break you up) and hear the final word on Ru Paul’s Christmas album (it’s fine, lay off!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys left for a few weeks and all hell has broken loose in NZ's queer community. The police force were asked to attend the pride parade not in uniform. In response, they bailed and took a bunch of sponsors with them. What’s the official position of The Male Gayz? Wear an effing t-shirt, mates. It's Feb! Also, Tumblr ditches adult content; Hot takes on Trixie, Bianca Del Rio and Alaska's shows...

This week the boys chat about the US midterms, decide if they can manage their own insecurities to be in the Thrupple and Chris talks about Barbara Streisand too much again. Meanwhile, Eli find the perfect sponsor for the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPOILER ALERT! Alice Snedden again joins Chris and Eli for the conclusion to this Male Gayz special mini series to review the 2018 version of A Star Is Born. There's spoilers, there's gushing over Bradley Cooper's bod and Gaga's acting, and yes, a lot of no-holds-barred anatomy talk in the opening minutes of the episode. Alice shares some drug stories, Eli 'spills the urine' on when he was an ushe...

It's part two of the special The Male Gayz mini event as they are joined by Alice Snedden (of Boners of The Heart) to watch all the versions of A Star is Born. This episode: the 1976 Golden Globe winning Barbra Streisand version. A lot of this episode is an argument about who was on their device more while it was playing, followed by an attack on Oreos and a lovely story about Alice's Confirmation...

We're back and missed you heaps! Time to catch up on Troye Sivan's career, The Beatles wacking off together, NYC gay bars (*cough* which Eli went to *cough*) and the gayz' introduction to softcore p0rn! Plus - just how many spectators can you fit in a bathroom to watch a guy shower? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this Aqua-riffic Male Gayz ep: Kiwi talkback legend Marcus Lush is a surprising pick for Queen of The Week, Brokeback Fact of the Gay, a new summer fruit sponsor and conversion therapy is a still a thing? Plus, all-male Shakespeare shows are dumb and Barbie is *THIS CLOSE* to coming out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris challenges Eli to find the articulate gay porn stars, an old woman gets stuck in a fence and Britney is the queen of smell. Also, can we please finally stop the gay jokes about Trump and Putin and finally explore the sexual possibilities of Obama hooking up with Biden? Thank you. Watch The Male Gayz now on TVNZ OnDemand or YouTube Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Male Gayz web series has launched on TVNZ OnDemand for NZers and globally on TVNZ's YouTube for everyone else! Check it out now. We're living in an age were Pete Davidson is now just Mr Ariana Grande and we can congratulate Tom Daley on his baby but we still don't have a gay Love Island? Come on! This ep's Fact of The Gay is about closets and we get juicy intel about the spat erupting from the...

Chris and Eli are buzzing about their forthcoming series and have been watching a ton of TV to boot. Take a peak behind the curtain on what runs through a gay comedian's mind when going on a comedy panel show OR just tune in to hear about Haley Joel Osment's face, the genius of the Queer Eye reboot, the hit-and-miss of the Will and Grace reboot and the background on RuPaul's bestie Michelle Visage...