The Male Gayz Podcast

Eli and Chris are popping in for a quick ep to update you that they are now party boiz. They now know a few of the states of Australia and Eli is THE VOICE of New Zealand tourism. Our Queen of the Week is Jeff Bezos - JK, it's Chlöe Swarbrick. Or maybe even Mary Jane. Lot of NZ politics in this ep, so I hope you enjoy that! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

US-based Emergency Release Fund: https://emergencyreleasefund.com/ NZ-based Rainbow Youth: https://www.ry.org.nz/donate Chris and Eli are becoming a radio duo (maybe). A star-studded Auckland cafe experience. Chris has an incredible haircut. Shout out to Rose Matafeo. Eli recalls a beautiful early story of his first man-on-man sexual encounter. A very in-depth review of different brands of men's u...

Our gayz are back in the studio and the energy is zinging. In an episode that is 80% about spooky noises only Chris and Eli can hear, we also learn about whether Chandler was meant to be gay on Friends, shout out our favourite local businesses (Eli has realised his shout out is definitely an Australian business since recording) and somehow don't award Jacinda Ardern Queen of the Week. Hosted on Ac...

Surprise surprise Chris is talking about the tony awards. Eli watched every movie “the other day” and we pledge to both become the first openly gay men to win best actor. Eli has a huge Broadway role planned and Chris has developed a chaotic daily plan. Is this our last Zoom podcast? Plus a queen of the week you know, you love, and you’ll be surprised to hear Chris read her entire IMDB herstory. H...

Chris and Eli finally found time amidst their flat out lockdown schedule to pod, and they have both made the very unique choice to fill the time by watching movies. The boys chat Lord of the Rings, Riccarton Mall and check in how Fran Drescher and Robbie Williams are handling quarantine. Ever wondered how LGBT+ fit in the Pagan community? We discuss in an actually pretty interesting Fact of the Ga...

The gayz talk game shows, fantails and if time even exists in this lockdown. We share what we can tentatively call "facts" about the Statue of Liberty and Michelangelo. Plus the coveted "Worst Celebrity of the Lockdown" is awarded... We love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is on a felting journey, Eli doesn’t know would to do with his ear and the gays are just as bad with technology as you thought! (This recording took approximately 68 attempts). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PLEASE NOTE: This was recorded some time ago and does not reflect current events of... You know, the pandemic we're in. The boys are back, ones off caffeine and one is drinking at home alone and honestly - the vibes are electric. We’ve got two new catch phrase, takes on Drag Race, House of Drag and personal training using Star Wars catch phrases. The boys dish the piping hot tea on what Invisalign...

Chris is back home at his parents’ house and reverting back to his teenage self in record time. Eli’s bringing a sassy Fact of The Gay about Queer Christchurch’s most underappreciated icon; Dame Ngaio Marsh, who kept her partner Silvia Fox in a bungalow out the back of her house. Then it’s time to weigh all things Chch on the Kinsey Scale: From The Palms to the Port Hills, every local mall, landma...

Recorded live in Auckland during pride, with a packed audience a lovely buzz on the microphones - it's The Male Gayz. In this live episode, Chris and Eli drill into flatmate etiquette, Ellen and Portia's contact time, a sex dream one male gay had about the other (plus whether or not there was pene), the verdict on Ocean's 8 and a whole lot more. Thanks to Phoenix entertainment, K Rd, Auckland for...

Chris and Eli have both watched the Superbowl Halftime Performance because they wanted to do it for each other. Pride Festival is infull swing in our city of Auckland and so are straight people trying to make money from it. We find out if Stan Walker would FINALLY take out Queen of The Week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The shoes are off in this steamy episode about Chris’ naughty dream, group sex and gay Olympians. The Queen of The Week is a SAG Award-worthy teenage actor from The Crucible. PLUS come and see us live. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to 2020 and Golden Globes season, bbz! Cats is out and it’s just as incredible as the trailer promised; So incredible that Dame Judi Dench is undeniably Queen of The Week! We look forward to the year ahead and also, the end of the world ahead! Fact of The Gay, you say? How about a 19th century essay on same sex love? And finally, Phoebe Waller-Bridge: IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE ADD SO...

It's a spooky episode from the past/we uploaded it late! In this timeline it's still Black Friday, Pokemon's hot and Chris has glioma! Could you be a Scientologist? There's nothing more normal than a mall and that's exactly why we should put a sex on site venue in all of them. Limes are off the road. Dua Lipa is a new tall pop star who's... fine? Plus a fact of the UK! Here's a ticket link to...

Support Eli's mo Love to our trans fam! Israel Folau is back in the news but should we talk about him? Why is Christchurch’s only gay bar anti-trans? Ugh. Meanwhile, Eli's doing corporate work today and looking forward to getting paid in three months (and being fired by his agents tomorrow!) We find out what the most eco-friendly way to clean up after sex is and what Eli's various medical conditio...

Call him Chrisderella cause on of these Gayz has found the right shoe. Renee Zellweger has become Judy Garland and Mr and Mrs Parker are into it. Choose your emoji, grab your lovely wired headphones and share in a moment of silence for the boys' upcoming 40th birthdays. This is a Martha Stewart episode that is very anti-iCloud but very pro the New Zealand Dotterel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

The city (Auckland) is on fire and Eli is gutted his photos of it didn’t pick up online! In this episode we got Lady gaga ice baths a Fact of The Gay ft. Leonardo da Vinci was a gay! Dick size doesn’t matter and neither does Miley Cyrus, plus there’s too many drag shows now?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli is back from HaNMer Springs with a little suntan and some tea on Matty The Weatherman's emotions on getting cut from Celebrity Treasure Island. Chris has found a new position to poo and does NOT listen to actors’ opinions on… Anything? We finally have the receipts on Ellen DeGeneres being trash but The View is actually quite good (shout out, Joy!) Most of this episode is digging through the ps...

Chris and Eli are chatting Fudge Culture, lightly dragging Out.com and Tik Tok, and recounting a child's birthday party gone HORRIBLY wrong. Plus, PhoebeWallerBridge is a Goddess but Devil Wears Prada may not be the best source material for a musical. In politics (sort of) Queer Eye hates Bernie Sanders and Why is Kamela Harris a cop? Tweet Eli and let him know! The Queen of the Week: GRETA! Hoste...

The gayz are back and haven't seen each other in ages! Time to catch up on gastro woes, share trading and vapes. We're banning masc energy in the bedroom and maybe kiwi reality stars Art and Matilda for their very straight energy. Sam smith has adopted they/them pronouns. Plus, musical theatre - should you listen to the album before seeing the show? Are hetros coming for our fetishwear, and how ma...

Baking is BS and cooking is cool! Most of the is episode is just two Christchurch boys showing love for the garden city – its ice skating rink and dessert restaurants. Alan Turning is ever-so-briefly the Queen of The Week and Love Island is banned from schools. Plus puberty at the pool and a whole lotta biscuits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tickets to Chris and Eli's upcoming live shows are here. Chris and Eli are trying to figure out exactly WHAT Sports Illustrated is, in possibly the gayest convo on the podcast yet. This episode we’ve got first person Courtney Cox sightings at airports, third party Naomi Campbell cancellations in airports and MDMA therapy. The gayz have almost entirely revolved their beef from last episodes, which...

Eli is late, apologetic and caught in the headlights of Chris’ revelations of unprofessional podcast behaviour AND unsafe sex from yesterday. Tim’s dog is semi-on blast, and so is one of Auckland’s only gay bars FAMILY (details inside, check the sealed section). Priscilla Queen of The Desert is celebrated though not as much as our Queen of the Queen. Plus, Harry Potter is a straight man failing up...

Please note: This episode is being released over a week after it was record. In this episode, we’ve got internet addiction, pimple popping videos and Eli's doing his part to protect the planet by taking the bus for the first time in half a decade (and buying his third keep cup). Casper is a dead kid, Eli's biopic is Inside Out and Nicholas Sparks is CANCELLED! Queen of the Week is Randa who's got...

Eli needs to remember his swipe card and start believing in himself to identify as a solid bowl guy. Today's episode mood is a combo of: spicy, fine and Adele. Chris and Eli discuss how often they think about being gay, Tay’s new queer-baiting track, whether Eli does/would fist and an upcoming Dan Carter movie. Love Island is simply too much of a commitment and Laura Daniel is the Queen of The Wee...