The Male Gayz Podcast

Chris and Eli have had completely opposite weeks - one has bought property and the other has had an absolute car crash. We investigate the facts of the Gay Voice (again?) and we finally divide queer people into our true tribes: Cups and Cones. Plus our brand new segment: Dobbing. Not a Harry Potter reference. As always, landlords suck, cops should chill out and Faginas are in season. Hosted on Aca...

We got a sponsor! Not an official sponsor, they haven't agreed to it or paid us any money but they get a LOT of shout outs. Chris brings The Fact of The Gay once all about reality TV - but there's a twist. The Queen of The Week is an electric bike salesman with an iconic name and if you own a Classic Car - be warned, this episode is Not. For. You. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

We celebrate new gay weddings, review Whittaker's chocolate and deliver the most succinct and digestible Fact of the Gay of all time! Could the Queen herself (Lizzy, not Nicki) finally be the queen of the week? Also Chris pitches his brand new business and Eli has a blow-by-blow of what is actually in the Les Mills dungeon/changing room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

The Queen of the Week contains SPOILERS for the Tinder Swindler. We learn some gay facts about Star Trek and pitch the sequel we are all asking for: Revenge of the Tuscan Sun. Eli talks about the time he almost interviewed Jason Momoa and Chris attempts to out friend of the pod, Leon, about who he's playing in Amazon's Lord of The Rings. Also, the Metaverse; bad news for queers? (note: this episod...

Chris and Eli bravely turn off their self-view cameras on an episode which boldly features TWO cameo appearances from a lover and a sister. It's 2022 talk books, sodomy laws and the best and worst way to wear and carry masks. We got a kiwi-born Queen of The Week, a film that has defied the gay-sad / gay-horny paradigm AND significant star sign chat. BOOK CHAT Greta and Valdin Suggy Man Hosted on A...

We dug deep into our stockings and found some time to record an episode, finally! We catch up on life in the traffique light system, how gay Rudolph is and praise the mighty queen of the week: Sophie Monk (Eli can’t pronounce her name). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are throwing back to our first ever episode to celebrate five years of the Male Gayz! How have we changed since then? Are we better or worse? And what has Chris been sent in a mystery box? A show featuring more shout outs than ever before, more maniacal laughs and also some cathartic and hopefully not too depressing dissection of what week umpteen of lockdown is feeling like. Hosted on Aca...

There are two kinds of people in this world - those who learned Photoshop at 15 and those who yell for their dad when the computer doesn't immediately work. Lockdown has separated Eli from his boyfriend (partner?!) but NZ's broken property market is helping them stay together. Isolated birthdays are pretty grim but being made better by companies sending influencer goodies. This episode is not, but...

It's another lockdown episode and Eli has had a nightmare about the podcast (a first?). Meanwhile, Chris is ear-raw-dogging at the gym, having anxiety and morning poos (not a first). Crucially though, we catch up on their brave endeavours to pass as straight men on Instagram in their new challenge #Instabutch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are creating brand new Instagram accounts to find out who can be the most convincing straight man on the internet. You decide our winner! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris is in a mood, but it's a mood that work for a pod where we have a brand new name for nieces and nephews, and Fact of the Gay about the world "girl" a queen of the week from the early internet and for the first time a Jack of the Week. Put us on and take us out for your lockdown walk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have crystal clear audio thanks to their new tech, and they're ready to give you all the goss on their neighbours, what they've been eating and what they're wearing (hint: it's very tight). "It's Raining Men" is back and we give big ups to vaccinated queers. We're cracking this lockdown by turning the podcast heat all the way up to Level Four (out of a possible ten). Hosted on Acast. See...

We're nude in the sauna and Eli has taken a clean white towel to the gym - It was a mistake! Lorde is 24 and to be honest, we probably should be listening to her for emotional advice. Queen of The Week is a returning champ and both the gayz are doing live show right now so check em out if you're in NZ. Eli's Show in Auckland Chris' Comedy Show Gays in Space Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

We’re BACK FROM THE FLOAT TANK BBs and looking into whether the TikTok algorithm is actually helping young queer people come out easier. We also gets into Aotearoa NZ queer heritage buildings and how we could protect them. Lil Nas X is crowned Artist of The Decade (by us) and the biggest question of all; Why is Dakota Johnson famous? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our most intimate medical experiences are presented for your listening pleasures Plus we love Ōtepoti, school pools and GETTIN' WET! Tickets to Eli's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/eli-matthewson/ Tickets to Chris' NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/chris-parker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this progressive REALITY episode - what reality show would Chris and Eli do? Toxic questions about Survivor and the gayz finally talk about their REAL lives. Tickets to Eli's NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/eli-matthewson/ Tickets to Chris' NZ Comedy Fest show: comedyfestival.co.nz/find-a-show/chris-parker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the first time the boys have seen each other in a LONG time and there's some catching up to be had. Spoiler Alert: A lot has happened. Chris and Eli talk all things music including the Russian tea on Tattoo and their desire to bed queer icon and global superstar Lil Nas X. Eli's Comedy Festival Show: Eli Matthewson - Daddy-Short-Legs | NZ International Comedy Festival Chris' Comedy Festival S...

From Bette Midler riding a vacuum to the Pokémon Mr Mime to the name Toby to Fergie's arrival to the Black Eyed Peas - we're counting down the second part of this very special 100 Things That Made Me Gay from Chris and Eli. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s official - this is roughly the 100th episode of The Male Gayz and Chris and Eli are celebrating by counting down 50 out of the Top 100 things that made them gay. Because the second 50 are coming next week. Picks include; Men taking their shirt off the fast way, Barney the Dinosaur, and Bert and Ernie. PLUS a bombshell on Eli’s origin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

The boys attempt to solve the greatest mystery of 2020. It involves chocolate spoons. The Fact of The Gay might leave you sad for your future and The Queen of The Week is a legendary gay icon who helped the world. Plus, an NZ local who we j’adore and also anyone whose released an album this week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After an in depth-ish look at when Mattel accidentally made a very gay doll, the boys remember their favourite toys ever. Littlest pet shop anyone? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chris and Eli are doing a true crime podcast with a twist! The gayz are counting down the minutes til Auckland's Level 2.5 and as now, avoiding the gym. We got fake and real Facts of The Gay (f*** Bella Thorne and She Who Shall Not Be Named) and a trip down cinema memory lane. Then things get a little weird... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys have done piping hot energy to serve after two weeks cooped up at home and a parking ticket NIGHTMARE. Chris is being told to social distance from his own bubble and Eli’s flatmate’s cat keeps putting on loud music. Plus we almost refuse to do a fact of the gay and our queen of the week is ALL MUSIC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take these gays' advice - Go right for Motat and down the Hanmer Springs tunnel to find a boyfriend. Eli now works in the news and has the Merv scoop for Chris. Shock jocks are making a come back. Ellen's over and Bon Appetit's cancelled but don't worry - We have more Invisalign ASMR. Doesn't matter if it's your hair or mental health; Why ever interact with a non-queer person? Fact of The Gay is a...

The boys are sleepy but that's not going to stop them from coming up with a new catch phrase, launching a new food product and analysing Taylor's new album after approximately one listen. Plus we learn about the first person to call themselves a drag queen, someone who might be made up is the queen of the week and we give our gay opinions on toast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...