The Male Gayz Podcast

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ This week the Male Gayz explore the struggle of finding a holiday in the middle of unemployment and the simple pleasure of fast food on an empty stomach. Chris and Eli get great lady info from the original lesbian website; Wikipedia! Then it's off to the races with chat about the recent Beauty and The Beast flair up, Anne Hathaway and the phenomenon of taking down vocal,...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Recorded live in front of a studio audience, Chris and Eli answer three questions each sent in by their mums. It's an illuminating look into the curious minds of the people who love the men who love men. Watch out if you're not a fan of the F word though (not that one, the other one)! Plus a bloody cracking chat about the transgender bathroom issue and its recent relevan...

Just how gay was Honest Abe? Will Trump and Pence share a bed, and more importantly have Obama and Biden done that already? Eli wants a life partner to stay in their own room and Chris is NOT on board. Hot takes on the label WORLD, the concept of zip offs and the utility of functional fashion items from kids TV show monkeys! Amazing haircuts (including fauxhawks) and your fav gays hocking their VE...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Welcome to the sports episode! After a brief divergence about the Superbowl halftime show and a fact about Pornhub doing good, it's off to the races! Both Eli and Chris reveal they've done ads with the All Blacks. Eli reveals he's played a surprsingly large array of sports (though none of them super well) and teenage Chris gets advice from his Principal regarding the age...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ It's brutally early and Chris' deep timbre is even lower than usual. There's a lot of singing, a Fact of The Gay featuring the earliest trans people we have records of AND love for the new Netflix series Riverdale. Chris is competing against straight boys for parts in Les Mis and NOT happy about rogue high school teachers are adding songs to Andrew Lloyd Webber shows - w...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ This ep was recorded ages ago! But it's finally coming to your ears. Chris and Eli are predicting what's ahead for 2017 and congratulating Taiwan on (hopefully) becoming the first Asian government to legalise same-sex marriage. Chris shares a tale of going back to talk to his famously-excellent-at-rugby high school and Eli has been in Thailand with a straight and getting...

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy year and are looking forward to bringing you more Male Gayz for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ It's the dawn of a brave new year and Chris and Eli have decided they're both straight now. YAY RESOLUTIONS! Let's talk about Transparent, bi-sexual X-Factor contestants and a bunch of celebs who came out of the closet in the last 365 days. Trailer: Boners of The Heart Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ It's the most wonderful time, of the year! Unless you're in church and suddenly it becomes apparent that you are the only gay in a conservative part of New Zealand! But it's not all bad. In this festive Male Gayz, Eli and Chris chat about what presents gay men get from their friends and family, family traditions of grave singing and Eli's fav christmas movie (which you w...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris and Eli are sharing tales of escaping the closet and the power of the Coming Out YouTube videos. Also, the first gay character in the Mario universe, (who has with a suprisingly complex gender journey) and other video GAYmes including, Spice Girls games, Top of The Pops games, the gayest name of all time. Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ This episode of The Male Gayz is a beautiful crowd-sourced basket of curiosities from the kiddies online! What are poppers? How do you feel about teenagers' derogatory use of the word 'gay'? What do you get for a mother-in-law for a gift? We're about to find out via the beautiful tones of Eli Matthewson and crackly Skype tones of Chris Parker (via satellite). Trailer: Wa...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ It's time for round two of Icon v Trycon and on the decision desk today, Chris and Eli cast their judgement on undeniably talented Zac Efron, the complex and potentially problematic James Franco and the hard-to-resist-when-he's-up-close Nick Jonas. Fact of The Gay features Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and Gay Spiderman (maybe) and a real life, Puerto Rican boxing hero. Al...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris and Eli are back to talk about Grindr, Squirt and an app you haven't even heard of before - Passport (they literally just thought of it now). But before all this modern day tech talk Fact of The Gay is here to teach us about genius man-lover Alan Turing and the sexual habits of macaque monkeys. Also, Pringles plays a surprisingly large role in this ep. Trailer: The...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ In this emergency broadcast of The Male Gayz, Eli is in studio in Auckland and Chris is on tour in Wellington but that won't stop them putting out an emergency broadcast addressing certain idiot New Zealand self-appointed pastors who claim gays are causing earthquakes. On this Bad Religious People v The Gayz ep we also learn who the true enemy of the Westboro Baptist Chu...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris and Eli are back with more tales from their childhood and adolescence indicating that actually, there were probably some signs of what was coming early on. In this ep we find out Roald Dahl's home country and which nations removed their anti-gay laws first. Then we delve into James Bond themes (F you Sam Smith), Mel Gibson movies and an appreciation for the Kardash...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Welcome to the first ever 'Gay Icon or Trycon' themed episode. Up for decision first is that most gorgeous construction of the gay community, for the gay community - Barbra Streisand! Along the way we find out why she hasn't performed live in decades and which Hollywood star loved her more than her own daughter. Next up, young Britney Spears. The blonde bombshell with a...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Time to grab your flash light and get under the covers cause this ep is a steamy Sealed Section special! Chris and Eli discuss sexual experiences with men, women and in the great outdoors. Also in the mix this week, dream celeb orgy lists - who makes the cut? Plus the first ever openly gay celeb, the real number of queer folk living in the country AND which social media...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris and Eli are put forward some incredible fan theories about sexuality and gender identity of characters from Pokemon, Rugrats, Powerpuff Girls and Harry Potter. Along the way, they identify which ones were actually probably gay and which ones Eli was just projecting himself onto. The boys also dig into pronouns for different folks and a re-watch of The Secret Garden...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Chris and Eli are back! This week we learn about the history of pride flag (she's younger than you think), the sexuality of Siegfried and Roy (I reckon you can guess this one) and what the US Military's 'Queen for a day' clause was. The gayz also chew over marriage equality in New Zealand and Australia, Chris drops a fantastic alternative ceremony to getting hitched and...

SPONSORED BY BIGPIPE.CO.NZ Welcome to The Male Gayz, a new podcast that's just come out of the closet co-hosted by Chris Parker and Eli Matthewson - two young men who took longer than they probably should have to figure they are gay. And now they're making up for lost time! In this exciting inaugural episode your new best friends tackle Tarzan boy kissing, crushed ballet dreams and intercrural sex...