The Maestro Movie Podcast

Maestro Movie Podcast: Citizen Kane 12.08.2020 2:19:12 ↓

Arguably the greatest film ever filmed on film for theaters and screens made for films. Also, film.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Dune (1984) 12.08.2020 2:14:04 ↓

David Lynch didn't want Star Wars, so he made the next best thing (not really).

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Night of The Hunter 17.07.2020 2:29:25 ↓

Leaning... leaning...  Safe and secure from all alarms Leaning... leaning... Leaning on the everlasting arms.

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Matrix Revolutions 17.07.2020 2:41:21 ↓

"Everything that has a beginning has an end," and this is the end of the Matrix...until The Matrix 4 comes out in 2021, if such a thing as 2021 exists.

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Matrix Reloaded 17.07.2020 2:55:03 ↓

Highway chase, cave grinding, highway chase, CG Smith clones, highway chase, orgasm cake, highway chase, highway chase, highway chase, and cave grinding. Woah.

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Matrix 18.06.2020 2:00:49 ↓

If you are listening to this, you took the blue pill.  In which case, you should probably see if it's been 4 hours already.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Independence Day 18.06.2020 2:38:15 ↓

Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... And what the hell is that smell?!? [ starts kicking the alien, yelling ] I could've been at a barbecue! [ kicks the alien one last time and c...

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Cat In The Hat 31.05.2020 2:41:41 ↓

Mike Myers is a pussy......cat.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Dredd (2012) 31.05.2020 2:21:59 ↓

Contrary to what Alex may believe, Keith Urban did not play Dredd in this movie.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Argo 31.05.2020 1:45:07 ↓

Argo LOVE yourself.

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Star Wars Holiday Special 10.05.2020 2:12:13 ↓

Dread it, run from it; destiny still arrives.  After two and a half years of hype, we are doing the Holiday Special.

Maestro Movie Podcast: About Time 10.05.2020 2:00:32 ↓

A time-traveling General Hux gets laid with time travel.  Also Bill Nighy.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 10.05.2020 1:46:32 ↓

"Oh, for the love of God!  Shut the hell up!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade 19.04.2020 2:19:11 ↓

"What do you think is going on here?  Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait.  We're in the middle of something sinister here; my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for.  And until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom 19.04.2020 1:27:19 ↓

"If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark 19.04.2020 2:20:18 ↓

"You wanna talk to God?  Let's go see him together.  I have nothing better to do."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Paprika 19.04.2020 2:26:25 ↓

Blah blah blah, dreams, anime, etc.

Maestro Movie Podcast - Riki Oh: The Story of Riki 19.04.2020 2:03:45 ↓

This show just cannot do this movie justice.  Honestly, you have to see it for yourself.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 12.03.2020 2:07:56 ↓

A depressed Jim Carrey?  A rainbow-haired Kate Winslet?  Another Tom Wilkinson bad guy role?  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!

Maestro Movie Podcast: Hardcore Henry 12.03.2020 1:54:54 ↓

Ever wanted to experience a video game in a movie?  Boom: Hardcore Henry.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Freddy Got Fingered 12.03.2020 2:51:48 ↓

Tom Green circa 2001 with $14 million.  What else can you say?

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Maltese Falcon 12.03.2020 2:12:29 ↓

Mr. Cairo looks like Mark Ellis from Schmoes Know.

Maestro Movie Podcast: A Good Day to Die Hard 12.03.2020 2:21:41 ↓

Yippie-Jai-yay, motherhubbers.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Live Free or Die Hard 27.01.2020 2:19:30 ↓

No, this is not a political adult film.  This is Die Hard in 2007.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Die Hard With a Vengeance 27.01.2020 2:50:15 ↓

Are you the voice of your own god?  Did the librarian give you a really bad headache?  Listen to this review of Die Hard With a Vengeance, and feel much better.