The Maestro Movie Podcast

Fred Weasley: "You know, George, I've always felt out futures lay outside the world of academic achievement." George Weasley: "Fred, I've been thinking exactly the same thing."

"Ruddy pumpkin head, isn't he?"

"Expecto Patronum!" Yeah, we know it's 5 hours long.  We're sorry, okay?  We don't get to talk a lot throughout the week.

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?"

Hagrid: "You're a wizard, Harry!" Harry: "I'm a what?"

"My brothers... my sisters. The clock is ticking faster. My dream, we who live, for truth, for love. The moment has come, to take our rightful place... in the world, where we wizards... are free. Join me... or die."

"Will we die just a little?"

You know, I would usually post a quote from the movie here, but I feel like if I did here, it would ruin it.  Just go watch it and come back.  You're welcome.

"Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!"

"A lot of milkmen on the same route. No wonder they fight."

"Are you selling soup or donkey piss?"

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious...

"If I may, Sir, I've seen things in this house I've never spoke of... The night your father died, I... I cleaned his wound... the blade that pierced his body came from HIS Glider. I... I know you're trying to defend your fathers' honor, but there is no question that he died by his own hand. I loved your father, as I've loved you, Harry... as your friends love you..." Peter's back, so you get anoth...

"He humiliated me by touching me." NEW GUEST NEW GUEST NEW GUEST!!!!!!  Our friend Peter from "The Real Butter Buttercast" joins us for this episode. Link to the Buttercast: https://open.spotify.com/show/7fSBQQeKyRkDjm7bEzIEki?fbclid=IwAR12hzQQBiray9VD8FFYHqmBKyQXUkNpLUhyJtsZkGA4kquHQM2rpzEaB4M

"With great power comes great responsibility." Neither of which any of us have right now...

"To the birds?" "Hallelujah."

"I screwed up. I gotta do anything I can to get back inside her heart-shaped box!"

"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

"So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and...

"Watch them.  They take a sh-t, I want to know what it smells like."

"Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell? The whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end."

"'Where must we go... we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?' - The First History Man"

"WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOO."

"Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!"

"I'm scared, Fif. You know why? It's that rat circus out there. I'm beginning to enjoy it...any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, you know? A terminal crazy... only I got a bronze badge to say I'm one of the good guys."