The Maestro Movie Podcast

Maestro Movie Podcast - Zardoz 23.10.2021 5:33:07 ↓

"Zed: [speaking into the crystal ring on his left hand] Tabernacle - what are you? The Tabernacle: Not permitted. Zed: Where are you? The Tabernacle: Not permitted. Zed: Do you know me? The Tabernacle: I have your voice-print, Zed - and your genetic code, but only memory fragments. Zed: [gazing into the diamond he holds in his other hand] Tell me about the crystal transmitter. The Tabernacle: I ca...

Maestro Movie Podcast - Yes Man 23.10.2021 4:41:16 ↓

Carl Allen: What I have to share is huge... and I want to share it with you.

Maestro Movie Podcast - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 23.10.2021 6:38:21 ↓

"Henry: That's it! I'm going with her! Captain Jack Sparrow: You would leave me for some horologist in her knickers? Henry: Yes! Captain Jack Sparrow: You men are all alike!"

Maestro Movie Podcast - Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 01.09.2021 5:01:10 ↓

"Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again."

Maestro Movie Podcast - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 01.09.2021 5:10:49 ↓

"Shoot him!" "Cut out his tongue!" "Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!"

Maestro Movie Podcast - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 01.09.2021 4:58:59 ↓

"My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled."

Maestro Movie Podcast - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 01.09.2021 5:55:21 ↓

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Rock 01.09.2021 4:43:59 ↓

"Are you sure you're ready for this?" "I'll do my best." "Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." "Carla was the prom queen." "Really?" "Yeah."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Howard The Duck 01.09.2021 6:13:01 ↓

"No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Good Time 01.09.2021 5:37:37 ↓

"This place where we are now, it can be a lot of fun if you let it. You're gonna have a good time."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Back To The Future Part III 25.07.2021 5:54:28 ↓

"Remember, where you're going, there are no roads."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Back To The Future Part II 25.07.2021 3:54:29 ↓

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Back To The Future 25.07.2021 3:17:24 ↓

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Big 25.07.2021 4:08:01 ↓

Susan: I'm not so sure we should do this. Josh: Do what? Susan: Well, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you. Josh: Do you mean sleep over? Susan: Well, yeah. Josh: OK... but I get to be on top.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Dragonball Evolution 25.07.2021 3:19:34 ↓

Bulma: [ Deleted scene ] Dragonball Energy... D.B.E. Catchy name, I was gonna call this a Promethium Energy Extractor. Goku: P... E... E? That's disgusting.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Interstellar 25.07.2021 4:35:06 ↓

"It's love, TARS."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Heat 25.07.2021 3:42:16 ↓

"Because she had a...GREAT ASS!  And you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Birdemic Shock and Terror 10.05.2021 3:53:11 ↓

Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth! Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly.

Maestro Movie Podcast: The Dark Crystal 02.05.2021 4:36:25 ↓

Jen : Wings? I don't have wings! Kira : Of course not. You're a boy.

Maestro Movie Podcast: Point Break (1991) 02.05.2021 4:08:57 ↓

"Bohdi! This is your wakeup call I AM AN F... B... I AGENT!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter 02.05.2021 3:45:01 ↓

"If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Spaceballs 02.05.2021 2:33:47 ↓

Colonel Sandurz : Try here. Stop. Dark Helmet : What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz : Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet : What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz : We passed then. Dark Helmet : When? Colonel Sandurz : Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet : Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz : W...

Maestro Movie Podcast: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 02.05.2021 4:02:45 ↓

"Harry, you are so loved, so loved. Harry, Mama loves you. Dada loves you. Harry, be safe. Be strong."

Maestro Movie Podcast: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 15.03.2021 3:17:24 ↓

Bellatrix Lestrange : "You stupid elf! You could have killed me!" Dobby the House Elf : "Dobby never meant to kill! Dobby only meant to maim, or seriously injure!"

Maestro Movie Podcast: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 15.03.2021 4:12:13 ↓

"Ah, Harry... you need a shave, my friend."