The Maestro Movie Podcast

Travelling for the holidays?  I got you.  I got you.......It's Die Hard 2.

Yippee-Ki-Yay, motherfrienders.  New year, new decade, it's Die Hard.

Warning: I swear a LOT in this one. The ninth and final chapter in the Skywalker Saga has been released and consumed by human eyes.  Crammed inside this episode is a conflict so strong that it may be hard to listen to.  Proceed with caution.

Potential spoilers incoming.  Don't expect us to be right about any of this, but if you want to go in completely blind, don't hesitate to look the other  way.  Check out our plethora of other episodes, instead. Alright, it's that time of year again, it will be the last time until 2022 that we get to do something like this.  This is our Rise of Skywalker Prediction Show! Well ac...

#OrcLivesMatter #FairyLivesDon't Plus: Reactions to first Rise of Skywalker reactions.

By FAR the best Fantastic Four movie ever released.  Our review of The Incredibles.

Listen very carefully.  The next click you'll hear is you clicking on the episode.  The one after that...........is me hitting record.

Easily one of the worst blockbuster films of the decade.  Almost a complete failure from start to finish with every behind-the-scenes issue you can think of...........Fant4stic.

Yes, we said that we were going to do Dredd, but me and Alex came together and decided that since Zach is working very hard on a very cool project and hasn't been on the show much,  we put Dredd on the brand new Curiousity Wheel and we surprised him with something we've always wanted to do: Treasure Planet.

After over a year of hype, the time has finally come. Our review of what is objectively the best worst film we've done...Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear.

We're not gonna take it. No, we ain't gonna take it. This movie is dog crap; yes it is. Hope you're not a wrestling fan.

Hello Agent [insert name here], Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to...okay, listen: this movie is utter perfection and we could hardly find the words to describe it, as you are about to listen.  It's a modern masterpiece in action and an absolute roller coaster in the best sense possible.  Watch it.  Okay bye. This episode will self destruct in five seconds.

Hello Agent [insert name here] Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to be strapped to a plane, hold your breath for three minutes in a massive pressurized container, and involve yourself in a prolonged vehicle chase after being clinically dead.  Good luck. This message will self-destruct in five seconds Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear review coming soon!

Hello Agent [insert name here] Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to scale the Burj Khalifa.  That's it.  Good luck. This episode will self-destruct in five seconds.

Hello Agent [insert name here], Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to revive and reboot a dormant IMF coming off of a wild and embarrassing operation years prior.  We will be bringing in a new agent from another agency to assist you.  He shows promise from his previous work, and is reaching for the Stars.  Good luck. This episode, will self destruct in five seconds.

Hello Agent [insert name here], Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be delivered to you on a mountain range via helicopter, and launched from a rocket...launcher.  Inside the rocket, you will find a pair of sunglasses containing the details of the assignment.  Good luck. This message, thankfully, will self-destruct in five seconds.

Hello Agent [insert name here], Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to witness the birth of Tom Cruise the action movie star, and behold one of the most iconic scenes from the 90's film era. This episode will self destruct in five seconds. This episode is dedicated to the memory of our friend Jesy.  Rest well, friend.  Hakuna Matata.

Here lies Colin Trevorrow's Episode IX.  Cause of death: hubris.  May it burn eternally.

Peter Jackson produced? Written in part by Edgar Wright? Spielberg directed? So how did everyone forget it?

This is probably the most unwatchable movie we've ever had to review on this program. We do this so you don't have to.

We take our first step into Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse with Dogma.

Coming off of the biggest hit blockbuster of all time, the wheel has dictated we must cleanse our palet with one of the worst films ever made.

This episode is huge.  Maybe the longest we've done.  But, this movie is ENORMOUS and had A LOT to talk about.  So, after 21 movies spanning 11 years,  our review of Marvel's Avengers: Endgame. Plus: Zach's hype for Detective Pikachu, RIP Peter Mayhew, more.

Okay, so this is a little late.  Just a little, though.  Here are our predictions for Endgame that we made days before its release. Also: news and stuff.  I forgot what we talked about.

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS MENTIONS OF VIOLENT AND DISTURBING CONTENT THAT TAKE PLACE DURING THIS MOVIE.  LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. We've come to the end (for now) of the Rambo series with the fourth film just simply named Rambo, AND BOY IS IT...A FILM. Plus: Endgame hype and predictions preview, The Mandalorian leaked trailer, some guy in Wisconsin watched Captain Marvel 116 TIMES, and more...