The Maestro Movie Podcast

April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time. Leonardo: An apartment? Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan? Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent? Leonardo: What about condos?

[last lines] Splinter: Were you seen? Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter. Donatello: We practiced Ninja. Michaelangelo: [off camera] The art of invisibility. [appears from behind Raph] Splinter: [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder. [the turtles groan] Splinter: Ten flips, now! And re...

[last lines] Leonardo: We were awesome! Michaelangelo: Bodacious! Raphael: Bitchin'! Donatello: Uh... Michaelangelo: Gnarly! Leonardo: Radical! Raphael: Totally tubular, dude! Michaelangelo: Wicked! Leonardo: Hellacious! Donatello: Uh, mega... [Splinter clears his throat, the Turtles clam up] Splinter: I have always liked... Cowabunga. Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: COWABUNGA! Sp...

Thomas: [noticing a container in Hans' trailer] Is that what we rubbed on ourselves? Hans, trolljegeren: Yes. Thomas: What is it? Hans, trolljegeren: Concentrated troll stench. A mixture of all the crap you can squeeze out of a troll.

Rocco Piedra: Marky Einstein? Rocco Piedra: The little guy? Rocco Piedra: He's not even a wrestler! Rocco Piedra: Isn't he gay? Sandy Gold Piedra: No daddy. Sandy Gold Piedra: He's not gay, he's Jewish.

Louise Banks: Despite knowing the journey... and where it leads... I embrace it... and I welcome every moment of it.

Gary King: How is, uh... Peter Page: Vanessa. Gary King: No. Your wife. Peter Page: Vanessa. Gary King: Yeah. How's she? Peter Page: She's good. Gary King: Have you had sex yet? Peter Page: We have two children. Gary King: Ooh twice! Get you, fuck machine.

Nicholas Angel: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that? Danny Butterman: He's fuck-ugly. Nicholas Angel: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face. Danny Butterman: 'Cause he's fuck-ugly.

Ed: Do you want your messages? Shaun: What? Ed: Well, your mum rang about you going around tomorrow night, and then Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight, and then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight. Shaun: *What*?

Ulysses Everett McGill: Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Nurse: Do you like what you see? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I love what I see. Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yes. Yes, I would. Nurse: Would you like to go out with me? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Uh, yes I would. Nurse: Would you like to fuck me? Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Bingo. Nurse: Well, then, let's see what you've got... [investigates...

Gune: [ holding up a small device ] Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I. I made it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used Gindrogac. Highly unstable. Preed: Gune... Gune: I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do.

Truman:  Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!

Dr. Blight: Santa, you sleigh me!

Mr. Smith: Have you ever held a gun before, Charlie? Louis Booker: Don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: No... Mr. Smith: Ever killed a man, Charlie? Louis Booker: Don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: No. Mr. Smith: What do you do for a livin' that makes you so brave, Charlie? Louis Booker: *Really* don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: [cocks the gun] I'm a hairdresser!

James Bond: If we don't do this, there will be nothing left to save!

Blofeld: Why did you come? James Bond: I came here to kill you. Blofeld: And I thought you came here to die. James Bond: Well, it's all a matter of perspective.

M: Where the hell have you been? James Bond: Enjoying death. 007 reporting for duty.

James Bond: How long have I got? Felix Leiter: Thirty seconds. James Bond: That doesn't give us a lot of time...

James Bond: [sarcastically to Le Chiffre and, after nearly dying from poisoning] I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.

Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

[Joel surrenders his gun to David in the cemetery - they begin to walk and David has the gun pointing downwards - a loud bang is heard] David Allen Griffin: Wow. It's loaded.

Well, usually, there would a quote from the IMDB page, but there were no quotes available there for this movie.  And you know what? It drives me crazy.

Michael Sullivan: He murdered Annie and Peter! John Rooney: There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven. Michael Sullivan: Michael could. John Rooney: Then do everything that you can to see that that happens.

Kathy: So, where are you from? Johnny: Around. Kathy: Around? Johnny: Yup-yup.