The Maestro Movie Podcast

Scientist: We had such potential. Such promise. But we squandered our gifts, our intelligence. Our blind pursuit of technology only sped us quicker to our doom. Our world is ending. But life must go on.

New format! We talk the news of the time (at least as much as we can remember), and what we watched.

Kiina: You jerk! We thought... [hugs Berix] Kiina: Don't ever do that again. [hugs him tighter] Berix: [suffering] I liked it better when you hated me. You can let go now.

Sidorak: The final blow is yours, Roodaka. [Roodaka leaves] Sidorak: Where are you going? Finish him! Roodaka: You do it. Sidorak: But I can't defeat him myself! Roodaka: I know. Sidorak: [fearfully] Roodaka...? [Keetongu rises above him] Sidorak: No, no! No! [Sidorak gets smashed to death by Keetongu]

Whenua: [grunts in frustration] That was a complete waste of time! Lhikan: Without self-discovery, you will never find your destiny. This is every Toa's duty to the Great Spirit. Whenua: This whole thing is a load of doody if you ask me.

Takua: Jaller, give me the mask! We both know that I'm the true herald! Jaller: Are you sure? Even now? Takua: Yes, Jaller! I am the herald! [Rahkshi attack from behind] Takua: And I say... RUN!

Once again, there's no interesting or funny quote from this one on IMDB, So today's message is this: You should be like Mai, but don't do what she did. It was mean.

Okay, so there aren't any quotes on IMDB for this one the put here, so I'm going to just recommend that everyone watch the sequel. We HIGHLY recommend it.

Adam: What are your qualifications? Beetlejuice: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'R...

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. Bob Porter: Don't... don't care? Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right n...

The Kid: Is it always that rough? Pinky: Believe me, it used to be a lot rougher. There was a time when Ark travel was susceptible to, let's say major turbulence. The Kid: What's he mean? John Grimm: He means he went to one galaxy, his ass went to another. Pinky: Call it a scientific miscalculation.

Abdul: I used to be happy before I came here. I used to cry myself to sleep every night, but now-but now I don't have any tears left. Helga: Brilliant! [Helga and Boris clap]

Ash: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigg...

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu. Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind. Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay? Alsatia Zevo: Okay, thank you very much. I'll just go ahead and have the mayonnaise sandwich again today, then.

Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

Shelly: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises? Ash: I don't know! Shelly: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Travis: [from trailer] What if somebody stops us? Harrison: [from trailer] We'll just say we're cops

Pinocchio: Let's go, Tybalt! Great adventures await! Skidee, skidee, skidee!

Mrs. Bennet: I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy? Mr. Darcy: No, every savage can dance. Why, I imagine that even zombies can do it to some degree of success.

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda. Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to being chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.

Molly: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules. Amy: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs. Molly: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library. Amy: Name one person whose life was so much better because they broke a couple of rules. Molly: Picasso. Amy: He broke art rules. Name a person who broke a real rule. Molly: Rosa Parks. Amy: Name...

Jimmy Dugan: Taking a little day trip? Dottie Hinson: No, Bob and I are driving home. To Oregon. Jimmy Dugan: [long pause] You know, I really thought you were a ballplayer. Dottie Hinson: Well, you were wrong. Jimmy Dugan: Was I? Dottie Hinson: Yeah. It is only a game, Jimmy. It's only a game, and, and, I don't need this. I have Bob; I don't need this. At all. Jimmy Dugan: I, I gave aw...

Edward Malus: [38:16] You little liars. Rowan Woodward IS your classmate, isn't she? ISN'T SHE? That is HER desk! And you're the biggest liar of them all. I am warning you, you tell me another and I'll arrest you myself. That is a promise, MISS... Sister Rose: Rose, SISTER Rose. Edward Malus: Of course, another plant! Rose!

Ives: If you die first, I am definitely going to eat you, but the question is, if I die, what are you going to do? Bon appétit... Eat or die.