The Maestro Movie Podcast

Dewey Riley: Do you have a gun? Sidney Prescott: I'm Sidney fucking Prescott, of course I have a gun

Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!

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Dewey: The killer called her. Mark: When? Gale: What'd he say? Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"

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Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.

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Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. [crowd boos] Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. [crowd cheers and raises their bottles] Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, eve...

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Jareth: You remind me of the babe. Goblin: What babe? Jareth: The babe with the power. Goblin: What power? Jareth: The power of voodoo. Goblin: Who do? Jareth: You do. Goblin: Do what? Jareth: Remind me of the babe.

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Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina

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Tyler Durden: [42:50] Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh...

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Agent Burns: They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?

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Donna: So tell me, what do you feel? Rowdy Abilene: One man's dream is another man's lunch. Donna: You son of a bitch!

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Polly Perkins: [after Joe wouldn't let her go back to get her case of film that was in cave that was about to explode] You should've let me go back for my film. Joe 'Sky Captain' Sullivan: You're right, I should've.

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Amsterdam Vallon: It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think.

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The Emperor: For the space of three minutes, every molecule on this planet will be immobilized. But after the third minute, the green ray loses it's power. Time will flow once more and everything will explode. Simon: Three minutes are enough, father.

We date ourselves with news and what we tached for the week(s).