The Macron Show

Belligerent Denial Brace yourselves you people. Ron is back in action and better than ever! This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man who cannot understand why Taco Bell doesn’t have a space for him to change his soiled baby, an old man who isn’t happy with his sunglasses, a lady who is not keen to replace her seat belt with a belt from the grocery store, another overweight exercise...

Panty Crickets Welcome to another Mondays With Macron live on a Monday. Today was Monday, anyone that says otherwise is just spreading fake news. Just accept that it’s Monday okay and we’ll all be a lot happier. Call it Monday 2.0 if you wish, but this is still Mondays With Macron! Thanks to Dale for this show name by the way, love it. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who i...

Deodorant For The Brain Welcome everyone. First of all a big happy birthday to Dr Charles who turns super old this week! This show featured a lot of very angry people so you might wanna ask the kids to leave the room when you’re listening. This week we meet a very angry airline customer, a man who couldn’t get his packages delivered to the correct state, a very angry man who doesn’t know how to tu...

Inappropriate Welcome to another action packed Mondays With Macron with a highly appropriate title. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a celebrity who cannot figure out how to use Adobe products, a lady who did not understand how condensation works, a lady who managed to lose her rental car, another lady who broke her treadmill by being too fat, another fat girl who didn’t want to w...

These Boots Were Made For Stealing Well it finally happened. Watch this show on YouTube to see Ron suffer through eating super hot wings and then being forced to down a whole shot of hot sauce for your amusement! This show also features the debut of TorFan and his crazy characters, he did a great job. This show was basically thanks to Diesel who made it all happen so please say thank you to him to...

Wanking In Memphis Let’s celebrate Ray’s birthday in style! I had such a nice normal show name lined up too, and then we went and talked to a lady who was ordering horse cum on the Internet, so that went out of the window. This week Ron kicks someone out of Disneyland for mouthing off, we deal with a man who thinks he can dictate to companies about what they can and cannot do, Ron gets into troubl...

I Will Find You And I Will Kill You Well we certainly had a whole heap of fun with this show, even if some of our complainers were not too happy with it. This week we have a lady who is very unhappy that her boyfriend installed a toilet cam in their new house, Ron gets death threats Liam Neeson style, we meet a couple who were too lazy to use the stairs at their storage company, Ron deals with a p...

Callous And Cold Hearted Welcome to another weird and wonderful and slightly longer than usual MWM still live from Canada! Be sure to check the announcement about our meetup this weekend as it’s going to be awesome for you Canadian folks! This week we deal with a man who tried to claim reimbursement for a boojie hotel, we meet a lady who does not like people who don’t speak proper English, we get...

Canadian Bacon Well Ron made it all the way to Canada! This show is brought to you by the new laptop machine that you guys helped us get with the Macronathon so we want to thank everyone again for making this happen. This is the first time we’ve attempted a show on the road so please forgive any technical issues, they will all get ironed out going forward. Expect supporter’s shows back to their re...

Pull Out Couch Come take a nice relaxing break with your family on Ron’s pull out couch! This week get ready to deal with a creepy man who kept buying his kid’s teacher random gifts and then arguing with Lenny about it, a man who moved house and wanted us to relocate our gym for him, an Airbnb customer who did not like the gentle sounds of jackhammers outside his apartment, a man who would not wai...

Ron’s International Weddings Well we’re back once again on our regular schedule, at least for now. We want to take a moment to thank everyone that helped with the Macronathon. We managed to raise enough for a whole portable studio for Ron and thus we are about to being some epic adventures with the show, stay tuned to find out more! This week the complainers were out in force including major probl...

Mr Bender’s Caulk Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming after last week’s epic Macronathon. That show will be up on the website and on YouTube in full shortly (as of writing this it’s still processing on there lol) This week however Ron and Kathy deal with a lady who really wanted to get some free air miles, a man who just wants his door installed but cannot seem to get to the right...

The Macronathon Here it is folks, the main event in full. All 24 hours of the legendary Macronathon. Please bear in mind if you’re listening back on the podcast machine we had to compress 24 hours of audio down to under 500mb so that it would work, so if it doesn’t sound as good that’s the reason! We recommend you watch the video version on YouTube though. Way too many things happened during this...

Breaking Bag I can’t take credit for this amazing show name, that goes to Clungy for this one. Well done sir. Amongst this week’s crazy complainers Ron tackles a lady who has serious problems with her insurance claim, we deal with a man who got his bank card locked for ordering porn, we somehow manage to turn a compliment into a raging complaint, we get a huge complaint just because some lady acci...

Requiem For A Hillbilly Welcome welcome welcome, here we go again with another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. Firstly this show features a very special announcement about the Macronathon! Please be sure to listen and help out in any way that you can! Secondly this show also featured some sad news when we called up our old friend Elmo Crudd only to find out that he sadly passed away last month...

A Slap In The Face First of all thank you to Will Smith for giving us endless material tonight. This week get ready for some red hot complainer action in the form of a man who had serious problems getting a hold of his package, a man who for some reason bought a Blu Ray player in 2022, a lady who did not understand how logistics works at all and for some reason objected to violence at the corporat...

Hysterical Millennials So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid So first of all sorry that this show is probably slightly shorter than usual. Ron is still sick with the stupid Covid and Carpel had to take a night off sick tonight but we did our best to seriously confuse some very angry people regardless. Thank you all for the k...

Colour Blind Ginger Wizards Welcome to yet another Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand and went on longer than expected. This week prepare for mayhem as we get involved in some more Zoom conferences, argue with a man who just doesn’t want to fix his own grill, Ron tells off a lady for taking unwanted pictures of employees, Scoby Ramone (RIP Scott Hall) deals with a comic book store full o...

What’s Up Dock? Well here we go again. Sometimes the show names just write themselves don’t they? This week Ron and Ray cause mayhem in some Zoom conferences, we meet a lady who for some reason is very angry about the $10,000 charge for her cruise, one lady tries and fails to save money by checking in early, we meet an actual real life Tesla owner, Ron gets into a fight with another angry anti-mas...

Don’t Speak To The Beast A word of warning, this show may contain scenes of satanic ritual and the summoning of beasts. Children should leave the room. This week a kind listener sends Ron a list of people who got a new mattress or bed delivered yesterday and sweet gentle Ron reaches out to make sure that everyone is fully serviced. We also had some complainers including a man who wouldn’t spring f...

Tight And Ready It’s President’s Day and Family Day, but we don’t care about that because Ron and Carpel are tight and ready to take on some complaints! This week me meet a charming young lady who wants her ticket money back, a lady who can’t get deliveries because her apartment smells too bad, we meet a lady who really wants to talk about her job many, many times, Ron tries to help a family stuck...

I Grew Up On A Phone It’s Valentine’s Day so come and get loved up with Ron and Kathy as they take on some very special complainers. This week we have big problems going down at Comcast, we meet a cheap ass who got his girlfriend some bargain basement flowers, Tyrone is now working in a school and stealing the teacher’s chocolate, Ron gets caught out calling a complainer that we’ve already called...

Project Frog Welcome to a very special show as Ray unleashes the power of his top secret new machine: Project Frog. This show is best viewed on YouTube so you can see the video that, allegedly, happened during the show and experience the full force of Ray’s true might! Get ready to meet a guy who got the wrong fridge, a very confused airline customer who wants to spit chewing tobacco on his flight...

Tinea Cruris If you want to know what this show name means you’re just going to have to Google it this time. On this weird and wacky show Ron comes face to face with a man who broke his bed due to too much self loving, one lady breaks her new fridge thinking it came full of food, Tyrone gets a brand new pair of jeans, one guy does not like our solution for fixing his tyre pressure light, one guy g...

Engorged I love it when the shows just name themselves. Welcome to another insane Mondays With Macron. This week we have to deal with a man who gets very confused by all our robots, a man who lost his cake in the mail, a lady who has big problems with getting her new computer monitor from North Korea, a lady who bought tickets to a really lame music festival, and a travel agent who couldn’t decide...