The Macron Show

This Is Not Normal Something a little different this week, something a little more spicy, something a little more weird. First of all the over-eaters kindly gave me their moderator code again so we spent the first part of the show just having fun with that. We also dealt with a few complainers too including a man who did not understand how expiry dates work, an Amazon customer who does not like vi...

Blackman Monday It’s the first Mondays With Macron of 2023! Holy Christmas how did we all get here? I just want to take a moment to thank EVERYONE that has been a part of this show or even just caught one episode over the past year, we couldn’t have done it without you. This week Ron gets yelled at by a fancy pants Saks customer, one man calls the cops because he didn’t get his fridge, one man get...

Sir Whines A Lot Gets Boinked Well we’re back on the YouTube machines and crazier than ever. I did promise this would be a good show because Boxing Day is by far the biggest day for people complaining about stuff hands down. It just so happened that a certain airline also had to suddenly cancel 60% of it’s flights, which was a big help. Enjoy as Ron gets yelled at an abused to missed flights, Tyro...

It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Sh*tmas Yes once again this show isn’t available on YouTube. This time it’s not technical problems, just that Ron needed a well earned rest and time to take care of his family and stuff. We are really grateful for all the messages of love and concern from you guys but please do not worry as normal service is resuming and Ron will be back better than ever. This sho...

Karen Bitchman You guys may be wondering what the hell happun to this show. Well let me explain. After starting things out as usual one of the routers in my setup decided it was no longer to let QOS packet scheduling work (in none nerd speak this means the dialler was buggered) so we tried to take a break to replace it with a backup router, which had decided to wipe out all of its own settings sin...

I Like Peacocks These people made it super hard work this week, between all the wrong numbers and the people who just weren’t in the mood to argue sweet gentle Ron had to resort to singing just to keep everyone entertained. we did however manage to supply one man with a $10 Olive Garden gift certificate in return for just $24.99 in shipping, one man got mad that we wouldn’t pay for his hotel, one...

Lowe Down And Dirty Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. This time around bear witness as sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a lady who could not follow simple instructions to get her delivery, one guy simply doesn’t agree that he should have to wait 18 months to get his car fixed or ride a bicycle, Lowes get into a huge debacle after having a school bus towed, one man is v...

Big Buck Backman vs. Big Ron Blackman This show name may have given birth to a brand new regular on the show. What a special guy. This week is Thanksgiving week, we have a special FREE show taking place in Discord on Thanksgiving Thursday at the usual show time, it’s open to everyone so just hop in the Discord and join the fun! This also means that this week nobody wanted to pick up the phone for...

Wild Goosing This show name literally came about because we all mis-heard a complainer, it’s not even funny. Sorry about that now. Don’t worry though as this week we have a fresh new look, a bunch of new technical problems and some crazy new characters. We’re also forced to deal with an ATT customer who acidentally cancelled all of his lines, a silly woman who didn’t know how to work her TV, a man...

Ron’s Birthday Boob Job Welcome to an extended special episode of Mondays With Macron as we celebrate Big Ron’s birthday week by annoying people on the phone and showing up to Zoom conferences that we weren’t invited to, amongst other things. This week we cause frustration for a famous doctor by trying to force her to speak at our made up conference, Ron gets screamed at by a super irate UPS custo...

Rosie O’Donnell’s Butt Barnacles Well well. Mondays With Macron landed exactly on Halloween. Get ready for a treat this year as Ron and Co go trick or treating at hotels with the ghost of Kevin. We scare the hell out of people in Zoom meetings and there’s even a special poetry ready by Dale from Zoom Security and Ron himself that you don’t want to miss. Oh and we also called some complainers too a...

Dick The Raven It’s almost Halloween! Get ready to scare up some Karens with this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron. This time around it’s crazy complainer central. Get ready to meet a lady who is sick of automated systems and then gets to test our brand new AI Verification system, a man who spilled bodily fluids on his brand new laptop and then came crying to us about it, an airline customer who...

Green Volcano Espresso Well here we go again with a show name that just wrote itself for me. Thank you for that guys. This week get ready to meet some crazy complainers in the form of a very flamboyant man who had serious problems with his exercise bike, a lady who was kicked out of first class because her name was too ghetto, tragedy strikes at the corporate office as one woman’s case manager is...

Turkey Vindaloo Happy Canadian thanksgiving everyone! Help us celebrate in the only way we know how by handling complainers and disrupting Zoom meetings. This week prepare yourselves to meet a lady who’s deadbeat husband did not qualify to get the new iPhone 14, Tyrone got to order some pink sportswear, one lady simply did not wish to wait for spinster special wine delivery, one guy did not want h...

Bing Bang Boom Boom Here we go again you people. This week there was a lot of focus on Zoom bombings, so you guys might want to check out the YouTube video and not just the podcast! We did have usual list of crazy complainers to deal with though including one man who demanded to be asked 145 questions security questions, a super first world problems Karen who was not happy about her late wine deli...

Vinny The Guinea Welcome to another show name that just happened to write itself. This week we tried to focus on some Zoom shenanigans so this show is much better watched on YouTube. We also had some very angry complainers too and this week sweet gentle Ron is subject to more abuse from a roided up gym owner, a furious phone customer, a lady who accidentally booked two flights and then managed to...

I’m Gonna Find You I Know Who You Are Welcome to another crazy show where once again the show name is in no way a statement of fact and is rather a quote from a very special complainer. This week sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a man and his unruly girlfriend and daughter causing mayhem in their rental car, a Lowes complainer who just couldn’t get to the point, a very angry electrical acce...

I Killed My Mother Well here we are back in the UK and back up to our old shenanigans once again, it’s another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron with another silly show name! This week prepare yourselves to meet an actual Irish couple with airline problems, sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent man out of the airport, one man is very upset about his Fedex delivery, we meet a lady...

I Don’t Care For Size 3 Boots There’s another vicious rumour going around that today isn’t Monday. Well if that’s the case then how come there’s a new episode of Mondays With Macron? Well!? Okay then. On this week’s show I think we broke the world record for most bad numbers called. Seriously for the first like 45 minutes nobody at all answers, you could skip it except you’d miss all the awesome b...

Lana Backwards Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron featuring another great show title. This time around sweet gentle innocent Ron is forced to deal with an Angry man who messed up his own hotel booking, a very angry podcaster who did not like Tyrone stealing her new microphone, a Home Depot customer with a missing sink, a lady who’s sister ruined her cruise, a wannabe actor who...

Eeny Meeny Heiny Know I think I deserve some kind of award for this show name, just listen to see why. Hi everyone and welcome to Mondays With Macron. There are cruel rumours going around that this show happened on a Wednesday, this is a right wing anti-Monday biased piece of fake news, it’s always Mondays With Macron. This time around we deal with a very confused lady who got very upset with our...

Mr. Bidet Here we go again with another crazy Mondays With Macron. This week we are pleased to announce that by very popular demand the Macron Show hold music is now available as a ringtone in the iTunes store. Go check it out now and be sure to leave a good review! We also played a brand new Macron Show rap song at the start of the show so don’t miss that either! This week sweet gentle Ron is for...

Maureen Gets Creamed This show is dedicated to Maureen Cream, just listen to it if you want to understand! This week we’re celebrating Ron’s 20th year as a Walmart employee, watch on YouTube to check out the swanky new uniform! On this week’s amazing Mondays With Macron Ron deals with a man who doesn’t understand how delivery companies work, we meet a turbo Karen who complained about the people at...

Skyway To Hell Here we go again, another show that started kinda slow and then just got way out of control. I had to think of this show name myself as there were way too many silly ideas coming from you guys. This week we confuse the hell out of an airline customer who just wants to know which terminal he should go to, Ron agues with a particularly over-entitled Amex customer, one couple leave the...

Mile High Blumpkin Well this was bound to happen when you let Scoby name a show. You guys might want to watch this one on YouTube as around the 30 minute mark we had a very special Zoom meeting with an old friend of the show that you do not want to miss. As well as catching up with Mike we also dealt with a very angry airline customer who missed their connecting flight, a lady who cried because Ca...