The Macron Show

Karen Out Well as you can probably guess this week’s episode is all about the Karen’s. Starting off with some lady bitching about her moisturiser delivery, we meet a man who thinks his airline is broken, we handle a complaint for an actual muppet from Sesame Street, we handle a pizza customer who sent their order to completely the wrong state, we deal with an “influencer” who decided to make video...

What Is It We Do Here? Here we go guys, another thought provoking and entertaining show where we not only learn a little bit about the world but we also attempt to answer that age-old question ‘what is it we do here?’. This week Ron and Co are forced to deal with an incredibly stupid man with the world’s most boring voice, a lady who did not appreciate her plane being delayed to get more snacks, a...

Dick Cringe And The Wireless Cables Here we are again. Get ready for some more crazy Karens. We have a lot to get through this week starting with another guy trying to tell us where to leave our packages when making deliveries, a lady bitching about her flight being redirected, a man who complained about his plane running out of fuel, a very nasty Karen who didn’t want to be home when her delivery...

Doug’s Fruity Little Sign Well here we go again with another show that just got way out of control. You’re not gonna believe the stuff we got up to this week. This week’s crazy Karen’s include a family who waited in all day for their new Crocs, a man who seems to think that delivery company works for him, a guy who put up a fruity little sign trying to tell us what to do, a naked lady on a cruise...

Memorial Day Discount Rattan Furniture Welcome welcome welcome to a big Memorial Day show with the Macron crew. This week it’s all about the Internet complainers as usual starting with a lady who did not understand how discounts work, we get into an altercation with a man over his package delivery and Scoby ends up with a brand new sweater, we deal with the homeless people living in the sheds at L...

Borderline Scary But Funny As Hell Welcome to our very special viewer appreciation week, and what a way to kick things off. This week was all about the crazy complainers that you people love so much. We helped one couple with their invisible table problem, Scoby made some money on the streets of India selling people’s prescriptions, we helped a lady who was having problems with her portion control...

I Know What You Deered Last Summer Welcome to yet another show with a great wacky naming pun! This week the whole dream team is in force as we deal with another round of crazy Internet complainers. This week get ready to meet a woman who ran over a poor innocent deer in her rental car and then blamed it on us, a crazy man who was denied his dinner reservation for being too country, one lady got ve...

Ghetto Supastar Well here we go again. It’s the greatest day of the week, it’s the middle of Octember and it’s time to handle some Internet Karens as only Ron knows how. This week we come face to face with a man who got very upset about his missing bathroom delivery, a man who did not expect a budget experience when he chose a budget poor man’s airline, we make a textbook goosing by getting someon...

A Giant Cuck Of A Man This show title was written by an AI and therefore I cannot take any responsibility for it I’m afraid. Welcome back to our regularly scheduled programming folks. It’s complainer time again and this time we have some real games including a very confused Etsy customer who would not take our advice to stop contacting us, a couple who found a bug in their Old El Paso sauce and fo...

The Macronathon 2 Well here it is. The 2023 Macronathon in full. 24 hours of the craziest prank calls ever. This year we bring you a blast from the past in the return of Chumley, AKA Joe Punk, AKA Hot Dog Mike! We also unleashed the full power of our brand new AI prank call machine on some unsuspecting folks, dealt with more complaining Karens than ever before, caused some hotel owners to have a c...

The Crying Game Emotions are running very high in the build up to the second Macronathon. This week poor sweet innocent Ron is forced to argue with a crazy lady who put her grill next to a plastic shed and melted it, a Ford customer who wanted his damn truck fixed, a hysterical woman who went and lost her luggage, a man who tried to slander sweet gentle Lowes, a lady who couldn’t even get her cour...

I Did Not Poop On The Floor A lot of people seem to think it’s Wednesday for some reason, but it can’t be because this is Mondays With Macron! Boy do we have a whole collection of crazy for you this week. Poor sweet gentle Ron is forced to contend with a drug addled maniac raging at CVS, a lady who sold her groceries to buy crack, a crazy old timer who didn’t know how to fix his own car or use a s...

Ronny Cochran There was a lot of debate about what to call this show. Many thought it should be called ‘I Dropped My Monitor’ however I felt this name was much more fitting. This week Ron gets called out by a complainer who creepily Googled his name during a call, we handle a man who looked exactly like Rasputin, we meet a lady who gets very annoyed about her overweight baggage and begins calling...

You’ll Have To Speak Up I’m Wearing A Towel Here we go again you know the drill. This week don’t miss a very important announcement about The Macronathon 2 (Friday April 28th 2023) and also get ready to listen to sweet gentle Ron deal with a man who got locked out of his Zoom account and then had problems with some imposters on his call, a lady who’s fridge was too dirty for poor Scoby to handle,...

The Codeine Dojo Welcome to the Codeine Dojo! Where you get to fight people without feeling any pain. This week in the dojo sweet innocent Ron is forced to come face to face with a very angry airline passenger who couldn’t make up his mind which race he was angry at, a man who tried to scam a luxury 3 star hotel stay from an innocent airline, a heavily pregnant and very angry lady who managed to b...

Short Story Long International Welcome to another weird, wild and wacky Mondays With Macron. This show is now presented in English, French and Russian with a little Norwegian too, but we’re not sure which one. This time around get ready to meet a man bitching about his lousy credit rating, a very angry lady who’s husband could not assemble furniture, a lady who’s long lost son was using her credit...

Corporate Liaison Information Team I hope you like the new official name for all of my corporate office affairs, I feel it’s very fitting. This week it’s all about the Karens as sweet gentle Ron comes up against a lady who does not want to pay for her suitcase to stay in the fancy downtown London Windsor Castle Hotel, an Amazon customer who totally does want to send her used shoes in for foot feti...

Ron Nerdbanger Well here we go again. This week we made it all about the complainers because we know that’s what you people really like. Get ready to dive in as Mr. Penise is forced to reckon with a man still claiming to have Covid all these years later, a lady who did not want to be charged triple for rescheduling her flight, a lady who could not be trusted to look after her own carry on bag, Ron...

Professor Cosmonaut Welcome to yet another wild and wacky Mondays With Macron everyone. This week it’s all about the Karens! Sweet gentle Ron is doing is best but this week he is forced to have to deal with a lady who couldn’t work out how to Google the number for Comcast, a man who’s car was falling to bits after getting an oil change, a man who writes real computer books but has no idea how to g...

Presidents Family Day Happy Presidents Day and Family day for you Canadians. This week we are debuting our brand new look studio! Big thank you to Ragman for hooking us up with all of this. If anyone reading this needs any graphic design work done then hit up Ragman in our Discord, he’s the man! This week as well as showing off our fancy new technology sweet gentle Ron is forced to deal with a cou...

Taco Monday The 13th Welcome to a special show where we are of course celebrating Taco Monday The 13th, or if you’re on the Metric Calendar then it’s the 52nd of Smarch! Happy happy joy joy! Despite being such a special holiday sweet gentle Ron is hard at work serving complainers. This week we are forced to reckon with a lady with 2 broken treadmills, a Rabbi who has strong words for Elon Musk, a...

Save Wally Please thank Trainwreck for this awesome show name, as always you’ll just have to listen to the whole thing to figure out what the hell it’s all about. This week we focused a lot on the conference meetings as we, allegedly, received some information about them that turned out to be very useful. Don’t worry though there were still lots of angry complainers, I know you people like those....

Stormy Twinkle These show names are making less and less sense, unless you watch the whole show of course. So this time around we’re forced into a disagreement with a man who broke his exercise bike, we have to explain to one lady that her extremely large family broke her thermostat, we set up a potentially amazing call for later this week for one man and his emotional support shower door, one lad...

It’s Literally Better Business Communication Day So today we’re celebrating Better Business Communication day, literally, and it’s a real thing too go and look it up. The main thing is we discussed the merits, or lack thereof, of saying the word literally, literally in every sentence. As well as trying to school people on how to talk this week sweet gentle Ron is forced to kick a very belligerent...

Smoking Joe’s Corporate Office Well here we go again, here’s another show that just had to get way out of hand. This week sweet gentle Ron is subjected to abuse from airlines customers who for some reason wanted to get where they were going, we meet a couple who simply refuse to purchase new shoes, Thank you as always to our kind supporters, Ron tries to save a lady who just accidentally married a...