The Macron Show

Slowbooks Well here we go again. A slightly shorter show on this alleged Blue Monday but I think we packed it even denser with the Internet’s best prank calls, just how you like it! This week Ron deals with an angry video game company employee that bought a fake designer purse, one man does not like being kept on hold with HP despite being a low budget customer, one ‘orrible lady is clearly trying...

The Dirty Burger Casting Couch Welcome to another weird and wacky Mondays With Macron. Some very angry people around right now and we’re not sure why. Includes a lady who lost her couch in the mail and got very upset about Tyrone keeping it, we talk to a real life Phil Collins about his customer service issues, we meet a couple who’s kids were so annoying that their plane took off without them, on...

A Barrel Full Of Caramel Welcome to 2022! It may be a new year but we’re just up to our old tricks again including calling Mike Lindell, for some reason. This week deal with a news reader who looks like Sam Eagle and his petulant whining about a delivery, we try to help a comedian get his account verified, sweet gentle Ron tries to help a very angry man with a big drinking problem, one man has ser...

Liquor Store Gift Certificates Welcome to the very final Mondays With Macron of 2021 and as always we’re going out with a bang! This week one lady goes on an epic adventure to get herself a Playstation 5, Ron and Scoby are accidentally caught mouthing off about a customer whilst on hold and for some reason she’s not very happy about it, we meet a famous comedian who broke his own TV trying to play...

World Championship Whining IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS SHOW YOU HAVE TO DO SO HERE: https://odysee.com/@MacronShow:0/World-Championship-Whining Welcome to the last show before Christmas. This time we’re really celebrating in style as Ronny does his best to get us into trouble! This week Tyrone gets into a heated debate with a real life wrestler, we meet a lady who was not happy...

Hold My Toilet Wand This show name is not rude, Ron just found out that a toilet wand is a thing apparently. This week on Mondays With Macron prepare yourselves for a goose related extravaganza the likes of which we haven’t seen for some time. This week we meet a man who has problem with his chicken, a man who refuses to wait for 2 years to catch his flight, we deal with a whole bunch of people wh...

Pickle Dick Makes A Beeline When you simply have too many show name ideas this is what happens. Featuring the world’s greatest Christmas jumper, this show was not endorsed by any of the “celebrities” we prank called tonight! This week we have to deal with an angry author who lost her luggage, some famous rapper’s manager does not like our phone service, one lady is completely hysterical about her...

The 12 Karens Of Christmas Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron! Sorry the voicemails weren’t working this week, they actually all came in together right after the show and will be played on the next supporter’s show so look out for that. This week a real life Karen gets her Christmas decorations stolen by Tyrone, Ron manages to burst one man’s love sack, one guy can’t seem to find anythin...

Elmo Crudd In – Try Not To Scratch It Another show that got way out of hand. That is all the co host’s fault and not at all to do with sweet gentle Ron who was only trying to help! Get ready for some sass this time around as we meet a foolish woman trying to fix her refrigerator all by herself, a lady who exceeded the weight limit to order takeout, a man who can’t stop getting scammed repeatedly,...

Gas Station Pizza Nothing like microwave fresh gas station pizza to start off your week! This week you should really watch on YouTube because as usual Ron is overexcited about the new Ghostbusters movie and is driving around in the Ghostbusters car. This week we deal with a lady who is upset about getting ghosted by her phone provider, a lady who lost her wedding ring in the mail, Ron gets into a...

Ron’s Horrid Birthday Full disclosure Ron’s birthday wasn’t actually Horrid, you will have to listen to the whole thing to find out why we named the show like this. Firstly we want to thank everyone for all the awesome birthday messages and support, we really appreciate it. CarpelTunnel is now back where she belongs in the studio with our new Carpel Cam. To celebrate we did what we do best here an...

Supervise Me Well here we go with another lengthy show because once again things got seriously out of hand here at the corporate office. This time Ron gets into an argument with a couple of restaurant owners, we talk to another celebrity who doesn’t have a high enough credit rating for us to answer the phone, we meet a man who doesn’t think he should have to get out of his car any more to receive...

Sorry For My Apology Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron. We had some very sad news to report this week in that our little friend Kevin passed away recently. We will be doing some kind of tribute show for him in the near future so look out for that. Also special thanks to all the kind people that supported us with donations this week, we really appreciate it! This week we had a whole cast...

The Horse Hoof Inspector Well here we go again, another show that got way out of control. This week we get straight into it with an angry trucker who didn’t want to pay a late fee for being late, a man who insisted that everyone else apologise because he made a mistake, a man with a broken refrigerator who for some reason wanted it fixed, we meet a super famous Disney Plus customer, Tyrone gets so...

Doooooo Doo Dodoolooloolooo Welcome to another show that wrote it’s own name! This week get ready for some drama as sweet gentle Ron loses his temper with a corrupt journalist for writing a bad review of the new Ghostbusters movie, we all wish Jeff a very happy Canadian Thanksgiving, we deal with a banchode who gets caught looking at hard dicks, we deal with a lady who doesn’t want to pay her mont...

Disrespective In this week’s regular Mondays With Macron get ready to meet some seriously crazy complainers including one man who made light of today’s tragic Facebook downtime, a lady who keeps getting emailed the wrong number, and extra extra large sports fan who couldn’t get her stuff delivered to the right trailer, a comic con attendee who was trying to scalp tickets, a man who who have to ban...

Pen Is On The Brain Welcome to another show with a silly name. This week buckle up and get ready for a man so famous and important that he doesn’t take his own phone calls, a lady who has to change her citizenship to take a flight, a couple who only bought half a bed and have a lot to say about it, another drunk insurance customer who crashed his own car and then discovered that it was two cars we...

Different Strokes What a show this week, the full crew is in the virtual studio and the complainers are complaining. This week Tyrone gets a new dishwasher, a man who really wants the latest Apple TV, a frustrated lady who polished her fridge too much, a football fan with a serious beef with Scoby, Ron uses his ghost busting equipment to diagnose a haunted washer, we have a lot of problems with a...

Mouth Full Of Cox Welcome to Monday the 13th with Macron! What a day this was, we got to meet a lady who’s mop would not steam, a couple who accidentally bought a holiday villa in Afghanistan, a man who wants to loan money from Ronny the loan shark, a lady who wanted a refund because she couldn’t find her parking space, a lady who’s son crashed into a Pizza Hut driver, a very special guy who didn’...

Into It On Labor Day Once again I forgot that Labor Day always falls on a Monday and so this is technically a holiday special, luckily lots of people were still around to argue about their complaints! Today we meet a man who confuses his accounting software with gay porn, a friendly lady who is sick of Samsung, a man who kicked off whilst buying sunglasses, we deal with a bona fide computer expert...

Gouging Your Wife’s Purse Welcome to an other exciting episode featuring only the most premium first world complainers and menopausal misfits. This week we AI Verify a lady who is locked out of her Instagram account, meet a woman who was not happy at all about her free pretzel, a lady with a seriously overpriced exercise bike, a family who had their nice new house smashed to bits by Costco, a lady...

Flight Of The Litigator Welcome to another crazy Mondays With Macron that got way out of hand. First of all skip the entire first hour if you just want calls, the first hour was spent discussing Macron’s recent Patreon ban and playing around with some technical problems, but after that things really got going. This week we deal with a famous rapper and his rental car, a couple who think pilots sho...

Boxes Boxes BOXES Here we go with a whole new wild and wacky Mondays with Macron. This show name was written by an awesome guy at my new favourite hotel (sorry Sea Tac). This week Ron handles a real life porn star with airline problems, we give one lady some great advice about driving instead of flying, we have to ban someone from Chipotle after a comment about donkey balls, one lady attempts to c...

Dirty Lowe Down Cluckers Welcome to another wacky Mondays With Macron that got slightly out of hand. This time it’s a lady who’s very important workmates ordered women’s clothes on her account, people are not happy being offered our amazing Olive Garden vouchers, we make one guy take a very long trip around Chicago airport, we are forced to terminate an unruly phone customer, AI Verify a Tesla buy...

What Happens In Stormy Stays In Stormy I let Munch name this show but those of you who caught this live know what it’s all about. This week on a totally regular episode we mess with a porn star shacked up in a Vegas hotel room with her own brother, we are forced to ban a guy who simply can’t behave on his flights, Ray has great difficulty delivering packages to one awkward customer, we meet a sens...