The Macron Show

Blackzilla Vs Master Nerdy Gotta love it when the show names just write themselves as we go along. Amazing show this week featuring the return of the real Tyrone, and he’s back to stealing packages! We also ruin someone’s 12 hour hold streak on the phone to an airline, we cause some very confusing scheduling problems for one family, Ron accidentally charges $60,000 to someone’s company credit card...

Are You A Lawyer? The big question on everyone’s lips this week is indeed; are you a lawyer though? This week prepare yourselves to deal with a lady who trashed her hotel room, a lady who gets her internet cut off for mouthing off, another man doesn’t want to pay his cancellation fees, a lady keep complaining about her horrible phone service, one man has trouble verifying himself for Yelp, one cou...

I Was Only Joe King Firstly thank you to the mother of the complainer who called her son Joe King and thus made this the easiest bad pun show name ever! This week Ron spends the entire show trying to get a gift of tequila and raw eggs to a hotel guest with too many people, we also helped Joe King himself deal with a very very serious flight issue in Vegas, we donate another customer’s refund to he...

Saturday Night Ron What is this insanity? Mondays With Macron but on a Saturday? It really happened! This show was to say thank you to everyone for helping us smash our donation target this week and helped us replace our busted up TV. You guys are the best so we tried to make this show as crazy as possible and I think we did pretty well. Get ready to meet a man who really does not like robots, we...

Sea Slugs On A Plane Welcome to another amazing Mondays With Macron! This really was a show of epic proportions that mainly focused on airline complainers. This week we deal with a lady who has been driven insane by Jetblue customer service, a banking customer with a phone that doesn’t damn well work, we have a fun conversation with a lady after making her hang up on the real customer services aft...

Adult Dippers What a crazy show this week. Not only did we have the crazy Canadian CarpelTunnel back in the studio but we had a whole host of super crazy people who wanted to argue with us, despite our amazing customer service. This week we meet a serious technical computer expert who would never let his security be compromised, we meet a lady who for some reason did not want to donate the profits...

Fireman Ron And The 40 Year Old Virgin In this amazing and incredible show not only do we have some fancy upgraded webcam technology going on but sweet gentle Ron literally saves one poor woman from burning to death in a terrible house fire, tries to service a 40 year old virgin on Zoom, we attempt to derail some plumbing work live at the scene, we put another unruly child on the no fly list, Ron...

Sassy And Horny This show name is way more family friendly than you might think, kinda, but don’t go listening to this at work or in front of the kids or anything just in case. This week on Mondays With Macron we meet another man with a broken tranny, a man who was confused about what razor to buy, we meet a genuine army man who wants some free Fox, one man who refuses to let us book a nice new va...

Male Parts And Government Phones Firstly I apologise for the sheer number of deadbeats in this show, it really was a night for complete losers. This week we meet a couple who couldn’t handle all their credit card debt, and had a broken car, we attempt to verify someone who wants to merge a bunch of their weird Facebook accounts, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to pay for phone calls, one lady...

Hold The Squeak In this awesome show we meet a man who has a very serious problem with a squeaky chair, and no other problems at all! We also meet a lady who has real problems verifying her identity for her insurance, a lady who can’t find her invisible package, a lady who does not want to have Amazon Prime forced upon her, a very obnoxious woman with home security problems, someone who got banned...

Captain Pen is Here This might be my favourite show name so far. Take that censors! This show was packed with awesome complainers right from the start including a few who just wanted to take up all of our time and left us with a ton of people we still have to call! This week we meet a man who was literally begging for help and yet was still rude to us on the phone, we meet an all new type of super...

Golf Venom What a show tonight! For some reason a whole heap of really crazy people decided to pick up the phone and argue with Ron including a man who showed up at the store way too late, a company that paid Google twice for the same thing, a man with some kind of alien life form in his golf clubs, a man who just did not like foreigners and wanted to do something crazy at his Airbnb, a man who ha...

Skin Flute Practise This show was kinda named by Ray and Dale from the Manhole so thanks for that guys! This week we got some great complainer calls including a man who does not want our special smart windows, a lady who doesn’t want to pay over $100 for some light bulbs, for some reason, we meet a man who lives with his mom and yet cannot find a date, a lady who doesn’t know that she is supposed...

Whisky And Cat Litter Cigarettes I am glad somebody else named this show because frankly the names I came up with myself were way too vulgar to be accepted anyway. In this crazy show be prepared to send the kids to the neighbours house because sweet gentle Ron is once again pushed to the limits of his temper by some very unreasonable people. This week we get a lady who dirtied up her rental car an...

The Notorious PIG With The Hairy Chest Back to the more obscure show naming again this week, you will just have to listen to the whole thing to understand this nonsense. In this show the complainers really made us work for our supper but we did get many real winners in the end including a couple of customers buying plants from some seed company and making a whole big fuss about it, Tyrone gets som...

Mike Lindell Vs Ron Blackman Well this was probably the easiest show ever to name. In this episode Ron and Ray take great displeasure in Mike Lindell and his failed attempts to set up a brand new social media platform and decide to do their bit to get involved when Mike announces he’s doing a 48 hour live stream to promote it. This show ended up starting super early and were busy working on this f...

My Husband’s Purse Ron is finally back in business and showing the amateurs how to do calls. Sorry for the brief absence but we are about to more than make up for it! This week an angry customer attempts to Tweet Ron to death, we meet a top level business lady who refuses to pay for software, we meet a lady who forgot her password and that’s everybody’s fault, one lady refuses to take a layover at...

7060 Pillow Biters I shouldn’t talk about where this show name even comes from but if you listen it’s definitely in there. This week we meet a whole new cast of characters including a very angry lady with some missing french fries, some really dumb people with hacked Facebook accounts, a very confused man with a rental truck, a family who were turned radioactive by the power company, a reckless co...

Dear God Please Bring Back My Chainsaw Robot Ron is dead and you are all to blame! With that out of the way let’s have a rundown of what happened this week. Firstly Ron and Kathy have to deal with some serious abuse from a taxi driver, people just do not want to accept our premium monthly cancellation service, we meet a guy who is renting out his house for super cheap, Tyrone gets himself a new ch...

High Birds Don’t Cry Welcome to a Macron Show with a fresh lick of paint, if you’re watching the video version that is. We also got another show name that just wrote itself and we introduce the world to Virtual Ron. Some people love him, others want to cancel him, where do you sit? On this crazy packed show we meet a man who is looking to hit the big time on the stock market, we meet a female magi...

All Aboard The Jizzboat I love it when the show names just write themselves. On this crazy action packed show we meet a lady with a very interesting last name who really wants her reward points back, Tyrone gets himself a new umbrella, a dating site customer tries his luck with 3 lovely young ladies, we deal with a serious complaint about Kanye West stealing art, one man doesn’t like what he did w...

Babykill INC Welcome to Babykill INC where this show sure got dark real fast. This time we’ve got an old lady who can’t stop looking at Ray’s porn, a very angry redneck who invested his meth empire money into bitcoin, we meet another very whiny man who wasn’t happy about his flight and another one who couldn’t work out to use the camera on his fancy new iPhone, we also cause major disruption for s...

Look At Me: I’m Constance Now Be sure to watch the video version of this show to catch Ron suffering by eating the world’s hottest noodles live. Thanks to everyone that donated for this, this was probably the quickest donation goal ever reached because for some reason you all really seem to like seeing sweet gentle Ron suffer. This week we also meet a man who insists he does not want his Internet...

Those Dogs Are My Children Welcome to another spectacular Mondays With Macron in which we have none stop awesome complainer calls all night. This time we meet a lady who doesn’t want to sign up to a monthly cancellation service, a guy who doesn’t know his son is Tyrone, a man who doesn’t know how to make fire, a lady who’s cruise got cancelled for some reason or another, a lady who got real mad ab...

Bogo The Monkey Easiest show title ever. This show was an absolute blast. This time around we deal with serious issues at Robinhood, we meet a lady who flat out refuses to help clean up her local discount store, Ron helps an old lady with her tax return, we attempt to help a lady who has too much gravity, we deal with a very serious incident with an Uber customer and his service monkey, one lucky...