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Happy Fathers Day! Happy day to those who held us and dropped us all in the same breathe. A special day to those who are the hardest to shop for and give just a little smirk when you give them the greatest gift in the world. In honor of such a special day we've decided to play a game of sorts. We are doing a play-along-with-us game picking the best and worst tv and movie fathers. So join in, y...

It's about time for a game. While we won't play games with your heart, we'll play games with each others. This episode CJ has thought up a very nice Draw The Logo game. Play along with us and let us know how you did on Facebook. Get your pens and paper ready, and join us. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

We know what you like. Because we like it too. The internet. Haven't we all been on way too late one night and have seen some weird crap. Well don't worry, the boys are professional crap sorters. This week we bring you Tales From the Internet. We've scavenged the internet (mostly Reddit) and have found some downright interesting things to share. So join us and keep an open mind. All th...

Special Urgent News Report! The Lunch table Podcast is funny. We repeat, The Lunch Table Podcast is funny. Join us this week for another new episode of New Room Num Nums. We've got exciting and funny news stories from all over this month including a cardboard surprise, a wurst-case situation, and a bone-dry atrocity. Also, keep up with our correspondence reporters in the field Francis Von Dix...

100 Episodes!!! Wow! Everyone take a bow, and give yourself a nice round of applause. Not only is this an us thing, this is a you thing as well. We could not have hit this big milestone without you guys. Many times we've thought about quitting, but we couldn't do that to you. 100 Episodes is a big milestone. Ok, mom! Now I don't have to go back to school to be a doctor, or marry Maybel...

Do you like South Park? Of course you do. It's the songbird of our generation. It's the one true outlet (other than The Lunch Table) that can't be shut down by FOX news. Liking South Park doesn't make you a weirdo, it makes you a connoisseur. It also means you have something in common with our 7/10 host. Join us as CJ takes a quiz and tests his knowledge on South Park and how much...

Warning! What you see inn this episode is dangerous and should not be attempted by the young, old, or unintelligent. We are trained professional Munchies and have many years of practice stuffing our faces with many varies of Lunchtime goodies. If done while untrained symptoms may include burnt mouth, stained clothes, and an unset stomach. This week we kinda listened to your comments and made PB an...

April showers bring May flowers. This week, Drew and CJ open up their flowers to make you shower. We all know showers wash away all the little bugs. Little bugs like ants. And an ants best friend? An uncle. Their second best friend?? Ant-man. Some summing up all of that nonsense, we've picked Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania as our April movie. We're breaking all the rules for this one. W...

Howdy! This week we venture into the deranged and perverted mind of one of the hosts. While some of you think it's Drew's and you are about to witness a cottage cheese fever dream, you'd be incorrect. Instead we dive into CJ's mind and surround ourselves in Bass guitar, bowling, and MILFS. Join us as CJ asks some questions plaguing his mind and see what Drew and yourself has to say...

We've brought a returning guest back on this week. However, you don't know his face, you only know his voice. We've fixed that and now you'll get to see his bright sunshiny smile. Trey returns as we play an Easter game, and talk about fears and pet peeves. Play along side us as we play Easter Deal or No Deal. Or as some of us call it, Which One Smells Like Olive. All this and more...

We're back at it again with the News Room Num Nums. We've selected a few crazy, sad, funny, and downright awkward stories for you today. This is what we do though. We take these stories bring them into the light and take you on an emotional roller coaster of an episode. We've also got returning Francis Von Dix with Sports, and George Porridge with Weather. All this and more on The Lunc...

Howdy! Today we're focusing on our host. You know him, you... possibly love him, you've probably had a call with him and the doctor at the same time. Yes, that host... CJ. CJ's got a couple stories prepped today about some things that happened to him as well as a couple online test so we can better understand him. If it'll help. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Happy birthday to Carl, Happy birthday to Carl, Happyyyyyy birthdayaayayaay to Caaaarrrrlllll, Happy birthday to him! (And many more!) Yup! You guessed it. This week is CJ's birthday. Join us as we tell you all the fun things we did this week and how it turned out. Now, CJ, asked to talk music this episode. And when your birthday buddy asks, so he shall receive. All this and more on The Lunch...

Good things are lost but never forgotten. This week we are bringing you an episode we just didn't have time for in another episode. It's so jam packed with fun opinioned questions that it deserved it's own spotlight. Am I the Asshole on Reddit makes a stunning comeback, and we tell you our thoughts. Join along with us as we come up with reasons to validate being an ass. ...for science....

Many music artists, dancers, strongmen, and even comedians have transitioned their way onto the big screen. Many like Will Smith became big successes. However, Ellen DeGeneres was not one of those successes. Now, because we rolled a 38/100 for our movie choice, we knew we weren't going to be dealing with prime choice Angus beef, but damn! Nevertheless, join us as we grab our popcorn and other snac...

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you so many ideas that you can't fit them into their own episodes, you cramp em all together and make make a Fridgebuster. This week we venture into the truely frightening chasm that is Drew's Braingasm and present a Leftovers episode. Join us as we talk nonsense about irrational fears, "the usual", and how you take your toast and many...

It's about the time of month to play a little game. CJ takes on the gauntlet of smelly smells. In particular the smells that drain the wallets of young girls and their fathers alike. Can he guess the Bath and Body Works fragrances or do they all smell the same? Join us as we take about smells we like and even more we don't. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Welcome to another episode of the News Room Num Nums! This week we take a look at a local shoot and run, a Walmart home meet and greet, and a seriously expensive lunch bill. Join us as we also meet with our correspondence in the field with Francis Von Dix for Sports and George Porridge with weather. Give them a big welcome to the team. All this and more on The Lunch table Podcast.

It's Super Bowl time baby! What kind of NFL fans would we be if we didn't grab a beer and talk about some of the best things about the Super Bowl... commercials. That's right! Everybody loves a good commercial! Whether it's to decide if you should get Quiznos or Subway on your way home; or man!, I guess you're right, I could use a new Lexus. Maybe you just needed an intense pee break and didn't wa...

Welcome back. This week we have a fun and exciting episode in which we bring a brand new guest onto the show. Trey (or Lollipop as some like to call him) hops on the podcast to see what it's like. He's in preparation (h) with his own podcast and wants to learn from the masters. However, all he could find on short notice was us. Join us as venture down an ADHD filled adventure about telescoping uri...

Who's back to being popular again in Hollywood? You got it, gold star! Brendan Fraser. To celebrate that fact, we have a coincidence. A takeout for the movie Bedazzled. What happens when the devil gives you 7 wishes? Join us and figure out which one makes us say oooo la la. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

This week's episode is a bit of a weird one. We are focusing on our unofficial 3rd member of the podcast, Phil. Phil is the FBI agent that lives in the van outside of the studio that watches our internet footprint and keeps us squeaky clean (figurately). We've gone 2 years without a visual on him, so we figured we'd put a face to the name. Join us as we us FBI and police tactics to create a crime...

Welcome back! Today's episode is going to be a deep dive into someone famous that most people quote, but don't actually know anything about. This week we discuss Mother Teresa and the good, possibly the bad she did as well. Join us and tell us what you think. Saint? Or Demon is sisters clothing? All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

What's better than one narcissist? Yup, two narcissist in the same room for each other battling it out to figure out who's better. This week we have a beloved and returning guest Donny on. However, Donny challenged Drew to a pop culture quiz off, and we had to oblige. So join us, and play along as we test ourselves. All this and more on The Lunch table Podcast.

Old year, old us. Our Lunch Table resolution is to talk about poop less. Might be one we might fail though. People say you are supposed to look back fondly at the last year, to look forward to the future. So we did just that. Enjoy a montage of the last year of the podcast. All the old places, faces, and quizzes we aced. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.