The Lunch Table

Now that we're older; getting socks and underwear isn't such a bad thing. We said it, you said it, so we figured how deep down that rabbit whole we could go. Join us as we play a blue sack game this week, and watch CJ be a clothing model. Hopefully you learn a little something for those you plan to gift socks and underwear to this Christmas season. Maybe you'll earn a little "good...

With all the talks of wars, presidents, and governments, Drew wanted to feel that energy. That government mentality some would say. He tried to tax CJ, but that didn't work. So he did the next best thing and withheld information. Play along with us in a fun little game as we learn as much as we can about a few celebrity backgrounds and good old fashioned censorship. All this and more on The Lu...

Have you ever wondered what's really in your food? Well, luckily for us, we have a nice little spread of highly complex words (for simple ingredients) branded right on the package. But how well do we really know these items, or... even care. So this week, we're playing a game to have the exact opposite of that frame of mind. Join us as Drew reads the ingredients, and CJ guesses to product....

With the dreary cold weather in sight, and after a nice Thanksgiving holiday of looking at your family, sometimes it's just nice to stare at some beautiful ladies. CJ asked, so Drew delivered. This week we have a fun game where you guess the nationality and the age of beautiful weathergirls from around the world. *With an added benefit of not needing sunglasses to peep (or do we can't tell...

Happy (a few days before) Thanksgiving! Soon it'll be time to join around with your family and/or friends and give thanks to the things you love in life. But why do we do what we do? Why do we eat turkey and not swordfish? Why do we fall asleep watching football instead of doing a late leg day at the gym? Join us as we discuss certain Thanksgiving traditions, why we do them, and what we could...

Sometimes lightning strikes twice. Sometimes you just fall into an interview with an beautiful girl from the internet. Get ready, because that's what's in store for today. We have for your viewing pleasure, Sharon Bubbles. We'll let her tell you the fun details, but she's a model, Tik Toker, Entrepreneur, Nerd, and all around nice lady. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Are you one of the 1 billion Tik Tok users among the world? Probably, and that's good enough for us. This week we take a deep dive into some of the funny videos that we've set aside from our scrolling to show you what we deem funny, weird, exciting, and downright disgusting. Don't forget to submit and share videos with us, so you too can have an opinion. All this and more on The Lunch...

Nobody likes an internet bully. Be an internet friend. We'll show you what we mean and lead by example. Follow with us this week as we travel back to Reddit and give our 2 cents. Well... actually because we're both giving it, they're a little richer with 4 cents. Regardless, all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Cults are dangerous. Cults are fun. Cults are just a pain in the bum. This week we figure out what cult suits us best, and if we could be easily swayed to be in one. Play along with us with the links below. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast. https://cult-escape.com/cult-test/ https://www.playbuzz.com/robertducey10/could-you-lead-a-cult-take-this-quiz-and-become-a-messiah https://www.pla...

Who doesn't love a good old fashioned rivalry? The best ones are good vs. evil. This week we make a superhero and a supervillain. The best part is we're figuring on the backstories hand in hand with you. Vote in our polls and tell us which triumphs over the other. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Opinions. Everyone's got 'em. But What about us? We advise you to do things, and tell you not to do things too. But what makes us experts? Nothing except love. We stew over these questions, quizzes, pictures, and stories for a week. A week of racking our brains to find the best way to say our point. Or we just shoot from the hip, and be as candid as we can. Join us today for one of these c...

Boy what a fun week it's been. Life has chewed you up and spit you out. You know how we know? Because it happened to us to. Don't worry. We are here to focus that little ray of sunshine into your week. Join us this week for a few fun stories and a favorite of ours, Drew's Braingasm (now featuring a little longer thoughts). All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

It's football season. While you may not be a person that knows football or anything about it, one thing is certain. Football players are also celebrities. Join us as we have a friendly quiz (playing to CJ's strengths of looking at hair for hours on end) to see if he can guess the football player. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

From time to time we've been known to be musical guys. From high school marching band, to rock bands, to punk bands, to screamo bands, to comedy bands. Drew and CJ have done it. This week we venture into their minds and see which bands / artists are trying to hard. Those that need to swap what they're doing, or stop completely. Join us for all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

We've got some good news. And in true Lunch Table fashion, we can't wait to share it with you. In our recent lives we have everything from water slides, rock concerts, guns, and new partners in crime. Connect the dots on your own, or join us in this episode and see how they go together. Stay tuned until the end to see us try a viral Tik Tok food trend too. All this and more on The Lunch Ta...

Games are one of the last great joys in life. The American dream has beaten us down so much that to only way people think they can survive is by randomly being chosen to possibly humiliate themselves in front of others for enjoyment. The pressure sets in, the sweat starts pouring, the words become jumbled and the last thing you remember is Michael Strahan asking "Are you sure?" Yes, Mich...

It's game day! Not football, not soccer, not even hang gliding. Nope. It's Lunch Table Game Day. Meaning we've taken some of your grandma's favorite game shows and bastardized them. Our target for this week is $100,000 Pyramid. Join your amazingly handsome host Drew as we pull a random Carl off the streets and give him a chance to play for a child's toy. All this and more on Th...

Would you rather watch or listen to the podcast, or not? Yeah, we thought so. Would you rather laugh and be slightly weirded out watching, or be weird and laughed at. Yeah, we also thought so. Join us as we open your mind and mouth with some "Would You Rather." Play along with us is easy. Yell at the screen until we notice. Or tell us what you would do in the comments down below. All thi...

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Sometimes we feel like buttholes, but these people on the internet always do. So join us as we deep dive into the AmITheAsshole subreddit. Tell us your opinion, because we surely let you know ours. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Today is the day for explosions. Explosions in the pants. Explosions in the other side of the pants. And one final one, in the brain. Drew's Braingasm may cause a rupture due to too much laughing. So grab the aspirin and join us. All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.

We're back again with tales from the internet. This week we venture into the deranged mind of the people of Reddit. Then jump into the even weirder mind of CJ. Then regurgitate it back into the mouth of the Redditers all while filming it. If that hasn't grossed you out yet, congrats, you're in for some r/NoStupidQuestions. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Wedding bells are in the air! Everyone is having a wedding this year. The pandemic made sure of that. So while everyone is in the mood, we can be too. We've talked a lot about weddings recently, and this week we've received a request to bring back a fan favorite, with a takeout of Wedding Crashers (2005) with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Grab your popcorn and 64 oz drink you paid $72 for...

It's wedding season! The boyz are going to a wedding real soon and it got them in the mood. They got that out of their system real quick, then moved on to a thinking about a wedding. The main point that crossed their minds was "We're going to design our own wedding where we get the final say and don't have to finish every sentence with "yes, maam."" Let us know what...

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone. That means a few things around these parts. First, get up and get your butt to work. However, it's a holiday weekend, so stay in bed hunny. Second, it means you've gotta be somewhat sober today. But again, it's a holiday, you do you boo. Lastly, there'll be a new episode of the podcast burning a whole in your notification inbox. That one w...

New week, new do, and coincidentally a new episode for you. Join us this week as we go through the weekly motion of the ocean updates, and a little something else. A big ole bowl of brainwashy bodacious big-hearted belligerent babbling that your babbushka from Bratislava backhandedly began breaking your balls belittlingly over. You got it, Brew's (ooops sorry, got carried away)... Drew's B...