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What a Memorial Day BBQ it was... The floodgates opened and Drew got way too sauced up. So sauced that he needs to start an apology tour. Find out how and why. Oh... and what people in different states are called. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sometimes you are so good at something, that it takes no effort at all to succeed. Well... we've found CJ's calling. We've discovered his keen eye for "sausages"... More particularly pro wrestlers from the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 00s "sausages." So this week CJ'll play a game we like to call "Guess the Buldge." All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

If you've watched the news or the Gen Z news (Tik Tok) lately, you may have heard about all the horrible things P Diddy has done. Murder, grooming, drugging, the list goes on. But we here at The Lunch Table believe his biggest atrocity is not following his heart. Drew and CJ consider themselves something of matchmakers. So Diddy, if your watching, we built a list of potential candidates for th...

Sweet revenge. Revenge is one feeling that everyone loves. Anyone that says they don't or says they feel sorry about it is lying. They are only sorry they got caught. It's human nature. Someone steals from you, you want it back (or something better). That's revenge. Someone hurts you in some way, you want them to pay and see how you felt. One of the oldest rules in the book "eye f...

Everybody has a Walmart weirdo story. We're you the one at Walmart that have six dogs lick peanut butter off your toes in the Clearance section? No,... Well you could have been. Did your buddies go rascal jousting and the winner got the handicap stall? Ok, just us?? I get that. Even we were floored by some of these stories we read. Tell us about your experiences. All this and more on The Lunch...

With the NFL draft coming up, we decided to draft something too. Now we could have done movies, or family members. But no. No, we drafted something even better. Something with fell from the heavens and into the mouth of the gods. Then chewed up from them and given to us. The "sweet" relief of life, the "bar" none undisputed champ of mouth feel, the "nougat" of gold in...

Everybody loves rating people. Everybody loves saying what turns them on. Everybody loves telling others their icks. So, we've decided to play "She's a 10, but...". Everybody likes what they like, and this is ours. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Great changes mean great observations are needed. So as CJ says, make sure you know what you're putting in your body. If you like sugar in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like carbohydrates in your holes, be careful and use moderation. If you like plastic or rubber in your holes, be careful and use lube. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

In a world of uncertainty, there's two men that stand in the way of boring brain waves. Two guys that push the line between high and shower thought. This week join us for another fun adventure of Drew's Braingasm and Would You Rathers. *brain waves sometimes included. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

The game is simple. Guess what the average household item is and it's intended use. The modifiers are the hard part. Half of these items CJ will be blindfolded for. The other half are so obscure that they need no shroud. 3 lifelines are available. For each item he gets right, he gets a Nerf dart. For each dart acquired, he has to shoot and knock down a can. IF he succeeds, he gets his beloved...

With the recent government talks of shutting down Tik Tok, we had to move quick (except Drew, he moved at a quicker pace, but he tried his best). We've saved some banger videos so that we could share them with the most important people we know... you! Join us this week, and hopefully not for the last time as we watch some fun content and poke fun at their internet humiliation. All this and mor...

We're back again with the News Room Num Nums. Bringing you the best stories both local and afar. This week's stories include a candy coated nightmare, a flaming bag of vehicular destruction, a city wide vape cloud, and some crappy dog doodoo. Also including visits from the ever popular Francis Von Dix with Sports and George Porridge with Weather. All this and more on The Newsroom Num Nums...

What do you get when you go to the movies? Popcorn? Milk Duds? Medium Coke? Yeah, yeah, us too. However the greatest movies deserve the worst accompaniments. Join us as we test some popular movie knowledge ratings and drink some nasty liquids. Also, with a touch of physicality. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

"If we were meant to stay in one place, we'd have roots instead of feet." Moving sucks. It really does. All the things you've accumulated over the years falls into one of three piles. First - Important (Keep). Second - give or throw away (really makes you look at what you have). Third - Stuff it in a box until the next move. Join us as we go through some stories about moving. And...

With the new version of the Avatar the Last Air Bender show coming out, we wanted to drop our theories. Our thoughts, our ideas, and our crazy left brain connections fuel this episode. What other elements could be bent? What would some of the crap jobs be in that universe? And how do their powers actually work? Join us as we go through some of the fun stuff in our life and culminate in a safety bl...

After all of the Super Bowl hullabaloo, Valentine's Day, and Middle East drone attacks, we just wanted to relax and give our opinions. Well... not necessarily about any of those topics, but ones that truly matter. So today we are taking to TierMaker.com and ranking some things that many treasure in life with ridiculous criteria. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Take a trip with us back to 2008. The Beijing Olympics, GTA 4, a still mildly attractive Brittney Spears, Pirates vs. Ninjas, having a poke war on Facebook, and the cool kids looking up gross stuff on Urban Dictionary to seem cool. Wow! Join us as we filter all the good stuff on Urban Dictionary and give it right back to you with little to no filter.... and you thought you had forgotten about thes...

USA! USA! USA! All of the greatest things in life come from the US. Chinese food, Mexican food, pizza... we could go on, but you get the point. But what else is there? We took to the internet to see if we could guess what items are American. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Stereotypes can be a good thing, and they can be a bad thing. It's all about how they roll off the tongue. This week we deep dive (in a safe space) into seeing how close we are to guessing stereotypes. What better people to guess and learn about than the people who's life is out in the open for fame. Yup! Actors, politicians, athletes, and general famous people. Joins us as CJ really says...

Everybody needs a little spice of life from time to time. However there are people in this world that need to punish themselves to feel something. Whether you self-medicate, or partake in BDSM, or even torture your mouth with hot sauce. This week we are partaking in the latter. Hot Sauce. The devil's spooge on your food. Do you think we'll be able to handle it? All this and more on The Lun...

When you do something great, you wonder if there are ways that it could have been better. Well, a lucky fan took it upon herself to do just that. Our wonderful guest Sharon Bubbles, took a vacation, and flew out to us, specifically to shoot another episode. She brings her A game, and the boys bring probably a solid B+ average. Join us this week for some fun "Would You Rather" and brainga...

Over Christmas break, emotions go crazy. A sense of pride, and sense of joy, and a sense of my present is better than Bobby's... and Aunt Jean has the money she could have spent more on me. Well, Donnie got 10 presents and I only got 9. One was an iPad, but so what. Christmas time used to be fun, and demented. Like the movie Home Alone. We watched it this holiday season and thought "ow&qu...

New year, new you. New new year's resolution that we'll give up on pretty soon. Just like last year, we're going to take a nostalgic trip through the last year. the highs, the lows, and the poop joke no nos. Join us as we look through some Lunch Table 2023 trivia, videos, guests, and Easter eggs. Thank you so much for all the participation, suggestions, views, comments, and everything...

Ho Ho Hos! Gather round! HR asked that we make a Christmas episode, so here it is. Unlike famous Youtubers, we work through the holidays just for you. This year apart from gifts, eggnog, and family get togethers, we wanted to show people how bad it could be. We ventured onto the internet and picked Christmas disaster stories to show you it could always be worse, and as a bonus we learn which crime...

Sometimes it alright to act like an a-hole. But, and it's a big butt, if the internet decides you're an a-hole, you're an a-hole forever more. Join us this week as we venture to Reddit once again and head to the r/AmITheAsshole subreddit and give our opinions. There's some weird stories this week. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.