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Video doorbells are awesome. They let you know when they when you packages come (and when they go), who's at your door, and what animals claim you house as theirs. However, it do come with some problems. Be wary of farting near them BTW. Join us this week as we watch some video doorbell videos and guess what'll happen. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Millions of people around the US love fantasy football. We happen to be two of those people. But... we know, some people don't however we want to talk about it. It's like our own little weekly therapy. We cry, we laugh, we tell each other we're morons and that's the worst pickup you could have ever made and that we hope you lose the league and everything that goes with it, and that we hope your fa...

In a world of so much fake news, and election news, and violence news, stands (we'll I guess we sit) two guys that read stuff from the internet. Join us this week on the New Room Num Nums as we talk about nut cheating, lying about dumb stuff you do with your buddy, and what the North Koreans are doing nowadays. Don't forget the ever popular "Sports" with Francis Von Dix, and "Weather" with George...

Since we had so much fun on the catapult episode from season 2, we decided to bring something pretty close to it ack. See if Drew can play "Shoot The Moon" with pasta all while learning where some common phrases come from. Also see what we were for Halloween, who's more loveable (Johnny Sins or Ron Jeremey), and who gets the last say on the fried chicken. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podca...

We were tired of scrolling though endless comments of advice columns. So we did what any sane person does and took to Reddit. But we are the ones who knock (we're actually the ones giving advice, or Drew is rather.) Tune in this week for an expert's (as he likes to call himself) analysis of Reddit's most helpful and hilarious threads. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

I thought babies had it easy. They. Do. Not. Have you ever been unemployed? It sucks. Have you ever had to poop in a diaper? I'm sure it sucks. Not being able to hold your head up? Sucks. Crawling? Sucks. Baby toys? Suck. Peakaboo? Really sucks. Baby food?? Yup, sucks too. We (really CJ) venture into the poopoo (ding) world of baby food as adults. All this, an obituary, and more on The Lunch Table...

Who doesn't love a good mustache? Something fun to curl up with? A hairy situation worth every follicle. Join us on The Whisker Wagon as this week we'll see if CJ can guess the famous mustache. Play along with us, it'll be hair-larious! If you don't like the mustache puns, don't worry, they'll grow on you. All of this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Here at The Lunch Table Podcast, we answer life's biggest questions. Questions like: aliens or ninjas? unicorn or dragon? sweating or crying? or the sweetest of them all, ow many arson charges is too many? If you need these questions answered, join us this week for some "Would You Rathers?" All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

P Diddy is back in the news again. So he's back in people's mouth again. He's back in our mouths again. He's like a cough, just a little tickle in the back of your throat that never goes away when you're sick. This time, he's in jail. What did he do? Who did he do it with? And how slippery was he? Trick question: everything, everyone, and very. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Drew's sick. Not like P Diddy sick, or Epstein sick, but like modern Michael J Fox sick. He may be exaggerating a bit, but you get the point. CJ is large and in charge and READING. So strap in for some coughs and stuttering while we do some MadLibs. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Our beloved CJ has a skill. This skill is very powerful and makes people love him. Actually... that's the skill, making people love him. This skill translates into him being able to talk his way out of many things. This week we are putting that to the hypothetical test. Drew has devised a series of bad situations that CJ needs to make the best of. Let's see how he does. Join us for this an...

Everybody wants to be the best at something. Most people aren't. There's always a 10 year old somewhere else better than you are. However, there is a company and a book that tells you who you have to beat. This week Drew and CJ take a look at some Guinness World Records to see which ones are just plain crazy, and which ones we think we could possibly do. (Maybe a bit of foreshadowing). All...

There are some people in this world that like to sing. Some people like to draw. Others like to euthanize the life blood of generation with chemicals. This week we can't help you with the last one if that's your thing, but the second one, yeah... yeah... we got that one covered. Drew also likes to draw. so this week CJ came up with some fun words to have Drew draw. Play along if you want....

If your car could talk, what stories would it have? Would it be able to tell you it's tired, or too hot, or that the McDonald's French fry stuck in the seat crevasse from six years ago is really stabbing the seat underside? We'll never know their stories, so we'll do our best and give you the opposite; we'll tell you stories about cars. The troubles they've gotten us into,...

Many times many people let many things go for the greater good of the many. But many people have unresolved anger issues. This week you and the host of your choice will be therapist to the other. Meaning, this week, we are dropping "What really grinds my gears", or "You know what weirdly bothers me", or "I hate when people do this", or even "Pet Peeves Incorporat...

The time has come, Sharon has made a full appearance on the show this week. We've taken this splash of color opportunity to step outside of our comfort zone and talk about something that really matters. Something that no one wants to talk about. Something that the police in the area shutter at the name of... If your favorite cartoon characters were black or not, and how black were they. All th...

Crying is cool, crying is hot. Crying is for winners and for jerking it alot. Have no fear though, if you don't fit into any of those categories we still love you. This week we test Drew's Pokemon skills and see if he can guess the Pokemon based on their cries. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

With the Olympic Games in Paris this week, we wanted to do some racial profiling... erhm... we wanted to visualize the ethnicity of journey in perfection through trials and tribulations that the world has deemed different to our home state of mind... The best way we thought is to guess what sports different athletes might play. We also talk about politics, polar bears, Yellowstone, and ever popula...

The former president has been shot! Let's talk turkey about the situation and what it means for the future of the US. Also on the menu: The Microsoft program shutdowns, how douchey is Justin Timberlake, and the crème de le crème, Which Brittney Spears outfit is the most titillating? All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

You know what's funny? Farts! Everyone believes this fact, but only a few say it out loud. We want to turn others to that opinion. By the end of this episode, you'll say farts are hilarious! This week we play a small game. A game to see if CJ (and you at home) can guess the animal that let a little loose. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Sometimes it's just good to hang with a buddy and play some games. Not like mind games and like team games, but a game that's simple. That's why board games are as popular as they are. If you don't have a bunch of friend on hand that you can play games with, don't worry that's what we're here for. Among other things. We are your little friends in the computer box that d...

We're getting older and smarter. The only problem with getting older is the pain. Pain makes you stronger, but it also sucks. Let us be in the pain for you. Learn from us. Oh, yeah, and we play a few games. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Health and doctor's visits have been on our mind lately. It's even been worrying a little bit. So we thought "What's the best way to take our worries away?" Make CJ play a game about them, yup that's right!, you guessed it. Join us this week as AI takes common diseases that plague our world and makes cool/emo nicknames and see if CJ can guess them. All this and more on Th...

What happens when you get a couple of deranged guys that want to do good for the human race? You get a lot of weird experiments, a few Nobel prizes, and two average looking guys doing a podcast talking about farts and sisms. Nevertheless, don't be afraid to pop a squat and listen to some barber tales and messed up science experiments. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

This week we juggle some fun stories and a little pre-made game. Listen to how Drew deals with some grody gym patrons, and how CJ tickles his wrestling tisms. Cj and Sharon also brought "Beanboozled" for the guys to try. The luck may surprise you. Also... gag warning. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.