The Lunch Table

Hooray! It's Christmas! Everybody loves spending time with the family, eating way too much, the embarrassing stories your family tells, the cold, the snow, the holiday traffic, the debt of pleasing people, the realization that Christmas is a Hallmark holiday designed to get you to spend money on things you and others don't quite need (except for socks and underwear), the look on someone's face whe...

It's movie time, and Christmas time, so... Christmas movie time! One of the greatest Christmas movies ever is undoubtedly Home Alone. Many may know there's a Home Alone 2. some know about Home Alone 3. Very few know about Home Alone 4... for good reasons. Join us as we watch and tear apart this movie and find out why it went directly to DVD. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

It's Christmas season! Have you finished all your shopping for your loved ones? If you're anything like us, then that's a no. A hard no. Since most of us need a gentle reminder to go Christmas shopping; here it is. However, if you want to take the easy way out, go on Amazon, and get something they recommend. Join us this week as we play a little game and see if CJ can guess what the people in his...

It's Christmas season! Have you finished all your shopping for your loved ones? If you're anything like us, then that's a no. A hard no. Since most of us need a gentle reminder to go Christmas shopping; here it is. However, if you want to take the easy way out, go on Amazon, and get something they recommend. Join us this week as we play a little game and see if CJ can guess what the people in his...

Do you remember that heartbreaking moment when you found out Santa wasn't real? It hurt. You cried for days. We know, because we did too. Join us this week as we go into how we found out our parents were liars, why do people get offended when being yelled at, and what to do about crappy coworkers. Joining us this week is our returning special guest and CJ's lover, Kent. All this and more on The Lu...

Games divide us, games brings us together. No matter which games you play remember it could always be worse. Like you're about to watch or listen to here on the podcast. This week CJ has brought us a new game. As Brad Pitt said "What's In the Box?" Remember; someone gets punished at the end. Also join us for was Seth Rogan right about wiener drawings and Am I The Asshole judged by two known asshol...

New month, new movie to review! For November 2022 we've rolled a 68. Tucked away hidden from the world since 1991 is the classic, Hook . This movie answers the age old question, "what happened if Peter Pan grew up... and out?" Join Drew and CJ on a new adventure into comedy, fantasy, and full frontal male nudity*. So sit on down, grab some popcorn, and relive some of your childhood this review. Al...

It's November, so Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Hence, we decided to have a cornucopia episode. A mukbang of an episode if you will. Some may call it a smorgasbord or a buffet of an episode. A Black Friday of an episode on a Monday. We are alluding to Leftovers. When something doesn't completely fit the idea we are going after for an episode they get left behind. Then we sweep up all th...

Happy Monday. New week, new perspective. Today on the podcast, we're gonna get to know each other a little bit more, like what happens when the guys are put in some awkward conversations. Or what happens when Drew drinks too much? Who's stickier? Or the elusive, how many wieners out is too many wieners out? No worries, all your questions will be answered in a timely fashion. While you wait, we inc...

Monday, Monday, Monday, can't believe the world has spun around 7 times already. You know what that means? Crazy people have lived for 7 days. What has that caused? Crazy exotic news! Which is good for us here at The Lunch Table Podcast, because we get the joy of delivering it to you. So pull up a chair, pull out your favorite beverage, and find your most favortest costume to enjoy all the crazy s...

Have you ever had a jelly and peanut butter sandwich? No! Cause that's just wrong! It's a PB&J for a reason. Truly ask yourself this question though... Is it that much different? Don't knock it until you try it. It's different and weird, but like that good kind of weird, like yours and Uncle Eustace's tickle time. Regardless, CJ has a game, but not like a true game, like a minigame to play alo...

It's Spooky Season!! The combination of that, the correct week of the month, and a crazy girlfriend that likes to see her loving boyfriend have nightmares gives us this gem. You guessed it, it's movie review week! This week we have a returning guest, but we also have a second annual tradition started. May I present to you Morgan's Movie Mayhem. Morgan decided this month's Halloween Horror movie is...

Feeling nostalgic?? We sure are. That's why we brought back one of our favorite episode types. The News Room Num Nums. This week we bring you some recent news articles that our zipper just couldn't hold back anymore. These news articles include a local tournament conclusion, a reason why checkers is better than chess, and an internet personality being inappropriate. Each story fits our theme for t...

This week, we bring back two big childhood things. Scented markers and feeling dumb. That's right! It's game week and Drew has come up with an all new game to see if CJ's big nose is worth the face real estate. Join us as we discuss our weeks, our ideas, and our life choices that culminate with us smelling markers on the internet like your mom told you not to do all those years ago. All this and m...

Do you remember back in high school where possibly the rumors spread of the kid that got in trouble with the cops? Whether you feared or pitied that kid, they have a hell of a story. Now what happens when you have two dumbasses who can't seem to stay out of the cops attention for very long? That's right... two dumbasses telling cop stories on a podcast episode! Join us this week as we take you on...

September brings a new month, so thus, it brings a new movie review. The movie reviewed for this month was Speed 2: Cruise Control. Many critics believe this to be the worst sequel ever made. For god's sake, it's only awards are the Razzies and the Stinkers. HAHA. Join in with us while we tell you what we think about this atrocious excuse for Hollywood profit making. All this and more on The Lunch...

Woah now! Hold right on up and listen to this week's podcast. We have "The Brothers of Destruction" Drewcifer and Kentzabub. Join us this week as we travel into the Redditverse and uncover some "Am I The Asshole" stories. Join in and tell us what you think. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

What time is it?? Time for a shower thoughts. So put your bodywash, shampoo, and package away because it's time to think. Let the water run down that steaming brain of yours and quench the answers to the questions we've been wondering about. This week we deep dive into Drew's Braingasm (a new segment). You can find all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast .

You know who loves cheese? Well... yeah everybody. You know who really loves cheese? Again... Yes, everybody. But, Drew really REALLY loves cheese. So, this week he is taking on the "Cheese Whiz Quiz". A rugged test of knowledge, ingenuity, and passion. Find out if he succeeds. (Just as a reminder, the loser gets punished ) So stay tuned with all this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Monday Funday everyone! Join us on this episode as while we talk about CJ getting some treatment, CJ not getting some treatment, and football. Geez, very CJ-forward episode. But, give the people what they want!! All this and more on the Lunch Table Podcast.

This month for the movie review, we were given our very first fan submission (So no rating roll this time). The movie in question this month is Creepshow (1982) from Brian. Creepshow is a horror comedy by George Romero featuring Hal Holbrook, Adrienne Barbeau, Fritz Weaver, and many more. This movie consists of 5 very different short stories. So 5x the plots, means 5x the fun, and 5x The Lunch Tab...

You know what's fun? News. And here at the Lunch Table we want to bring you the fun and interesting information about life and if you should be worried. So file in, listen to some news, and play along with our interactive game, Dick or Lick. All this and more on The Lunch Table Podcast.

Welcome back to the ridiculous podcast rhythm. Today we play a vicious little game at our leisure. (Cue the SAW music). Drew tests CJ on an indispensable questionnaire. You better believe it's a fun one. So lock the door, tell Maintenance "do not disturb", grab your February equipment, even though is July, and snuggle in to see if CJ knows his stuff, or sits there with a handful of pigeon. All thi...

Welcome back gang. Today's episode is all about feeling yourself. Feeling yourself in a dark corner with no one around and having small explosion of euphoria filling your loins. Yup... Today's episode is about CJ's love life. The do's, don't, and the only dos if you like to be smacked. Join us and find out how the last week has been and how we can all feel better in the long run. All this and more...

It's the best time of the month. The rivers let loose and the times prove that you aren't pregnant... wait... scratch that, IT'S Movie REVIEW WEEK! This month CJ got to pick the best of 7.2 rated movies, and chose Caddyshack (1980). This movie is a cult classic that you either love or hate. So tune in with us and find out which one we think and see if you agree. If you've never seen this movie, jo...