The Luke and Pete Show

Today, it’s an email special, and the lads dive right in. First, Pete gets a roasting from an accountant over his take on charity tax write-offs, while another listener resurrects the classic “Did Pete know how Jesus died?” debate. Spoiler: yes, he knew about the crucifixion...but the finer details? Still a bit hazy. Meanwhile, Luke’s inspired by his brother-in-law’s legendary feat of downing 52 c...

The lads wish you a haunted Halloween, with Luke laying down the law: sweets are only for those who can prove they’re on remand. Meanwhile, Pete’s still trying to process how we’re nearly in November… did he miss 2024 entirely? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get you...

Pete's gone on a pilgrimage to savour a McRib but is stopped in his tracks by a man who not only calls him an "old boy" but invites him to join his classic car club. Pete’s less than chuffed…meanwhile, the wife he has access to finds it hilarious. Elsewhere, the lads tackle a “kindness gone wrong” moment at the corner shop, breaking down the awkwardness of British politeness after a listener gener...

Pete recoils as Luke shares the news of a group of Yorkshire men who’ve met for a pint every week for 56 years – reigniting Pete’s infamous commitment issues. Meanwhile, Luke is left baffled by how anyone could forget the name of a book they’re currently reading. And if that’s not enough, brace yourselves for the main event: Donny treats you to the unparalleled thrill of a live nose hair trim. Yep...

This episode was supposed to be an email special but Pete got so animated about the idea of rounding up at the checkout when shopping that your missives had to take something of a backseat.  When the boys did finally get to your emails, they read out messages from White Rock, British Columbia, Wisconsin *and* California including a message from someone who has just accidentally stolen&nb...

Is Pete a frolicker? Why is he so obsessed with leaves? And are these things related to why he never pays his tax on time?  Elsewhere the lads discuss foods that are acceptable to eat in the mornings and wonder if Donny could 3D print a gigantic donut boy, in parts, to send to someone as a threat. And, just before they go, there's time to run the rule over your latest battery submissions, and...

Pete has finally joined the ranks of 3D printing enthusiasts, but not without a bizarre encounter with a sketchy seller. While Luke assumes Pete’s got practical plans for car parts, Donny has his heart set on printing one thing: a massive owl. Naturally. Elsewhere, the lads toy with the idea of becoming Deliveroo drivers to fund even weirder projects, and a listener shares his post-Hurricane Helen...

Luke’s appalled to hear Donny uses Vinted and even more disgusted to hear he uses an InPost locker instead of getting the goods delivered to his house, like a real adult… Elsewhere, Luke gives his review of Better Call Saul and Pete boasts about his bath TV, which Luke just can’t wrap his head around! Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram....

Today, the lads declare themselves the Nigel Benn and Chris Eubank of podcasting as they dive into the world of WWE and chat about Netflix's new Vince McMahon documentary. Later, a listener’s eBay find sends Donny down a rabbit hole, as he wonders whether you could actually buy second-hand medical gear for a bit of at-home dialysis - don’t worry, it’s all hypothetical… we hope! Email:  hello@...

Today’s most important question: would you flash your penis for £1? Plus, Pete’s got a new hyperfixation. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Th...

The lads relive their wild night at the London Palladium for Football Ramble LIVE - ever been so drunk you queued for your own toilet at home? That’s exactly how it ended for some! Then Pete shares some holiday, um, highlights? A pigeon spring roll that left him with what feels like shrapnel in his mouth and the knowledge of a disturbing mystery about a bridge where dogs are strangely drawn to lea...

Pete pitches the idea of a Smiths reunion…with Lily Allen taking over as front woman in place of Morrissey, obviously. Meanwhile, Luke’s reached his limit with Pete’s chaotic car chatter and demands a full rundown of every car he's owned - seriously, where did the Mini Countryman even come from!? Plus, Pete tries to spice up his vocabulary with a bit of Scottish slang. Email:  hello@lukeandpe...

Pete’s struggling to get on board with the latest #BritishCore trend, while Luke is entertained by the American fascination with the mundanity of British culture. This gets Luke pondering what it would be like if Donny were president - he’s convinced it would lead to a lifetime reign! Plus, a visit from Pete’s mum gets the lads questioning what really constitutes a welsh cake. Email: hello@lukeand...

Is conceiving a lovechild still an acceptable form of rockstar behaviour? Luke rants about the patriarchy after Pete brings up the David Grohl scandal. Donny’s adamant that the solution to emasculation is simple - just become more pathetic. Plus, does AI actually make your life easier? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the...

Luke’s accidentally left his car unlocked but the only thing stolen was a pound coin for the shopping trolley. On the back of this, the lads discuss shoplifting techniques and Pete decides he’d steal a Japanese chef knife, naturally. Elsewhere, Donny’s confused why pig milk hasn’t caught on yet. Oink oink!  Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on...

Donny considers joining a retreat for 'entrepreneurial' men in Bali after Luke suggests his true calling is becoming an influencer. Plus, Pete can't contain his excitement over a rare badger sighting. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It mean...

Have you ever walked into a bathroom and accidentally cockblocked an orgy? Well, one listener is certain he did! In other news, Pete has fallen victim to another theft of his beloved bike and Luke recalls the time a police officer sniffed his hands for signs of excrement. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take...

Luke crowns Disneyland as the people-watching capital of the world, but Pete just can’t see it. Instead, he wants to talk about how similar Giles Coren and Luke are. Elsewhere, Luke tells Donny about some saucy bodice-ripping Napoleonic fan fiction and, after another mention of airports, Luke can’t comprehend why anyone would have four kids, let alone take them on holiday. Email:  hello@lukea...

Luke’s ecstatic about the recent Oasis reunion announcement, declaring himself a “proper music fan,” while Pete couldn’t care less. Instead, Donny reminisces about the most punk rock moment of his life: a massive hotdog bun fight in the middle of Wembley Arena. Oh, and Pete wants to know the answer to a very important question: did Luke shit his pants last week? Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow....

Pete reveals his go-to breakup tactics, while Luke dives into the universal concept of every culture having its own version of a sandwich, igniting the timeless debate: soft shell or hard shell tacos? Plus, the Battery Daddy gets edged with the prospect of another new player. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram. ***Please take the time to...

Luke’s baffled that Donny still buys paper train tickets, while Pete wonders if a wax ticket could get you into Madame Tussauds. After that, Pete dives into the banditry of Brazil and Luke introduces the newest member of his family… his Ring doorbell. And by the way, how are you celebrating National Webmistress Day? Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on X or Insta...

Luke's leather shorts and Donny's Game of Thrones-style trip to Bratislava can mean only one thing - summer is here! In this special bonus episode, brought to you in partnership with Beavertown, the lads share some of their favourite summer memories as well as a few hilarious listener submissions. If you didn’t get a chance to share your story, visit  Beavertownbrewery.co.uk  for a chanc...

Luke and Pete trade horror stories about nature’s weapons of destruction after Alicia Silverstone has a run in with a toxic Jerusalem cherry. Then, talk turns to fake dog turd antics…naturally! Plus, the lads pour one out for the man behind the Democracy Manifest meme. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and...

Luke gloats about his latest lime bike accomplishment but Pete is quick to bring him back down to earth, reminding him that, technically, he’s mechanically doping. In return, Luke makes fun of his accent. Plus, they can’t let the Olympics chat pass by before they discuss the B Girl phenomenon, Raygun. Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***...

What’s more impactful, the death of the Queen or WWE? Has Trump been replaced with deep fake AI? And why can’t posh people fathom the concept of a bag of crisps? There’s a lot to cover… Email:  hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram. ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to...