The Luke and Pete Show

On this chilly November Monday, Luke & Pete are talking about their favourite interviews - Tom Cruise has been accused of trying to nick a packet of fags and Pete's had a boozy weekend in Helsinki. Couldn't get hold of a can of Stella for love nor money. hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  is the place to get in touch with your thoughts. Don't be shy! ***Please take the time to rate and review us...

Luke and Pete are back in the studio together for the first time in a week or so, and after their sojourn to the US and Canada. What have they learnt? Tune in to find out... Pete's lost his laptop, he celebrated being back in the UK by eating in Hard Rock Cafe (obviously), and the boys discover a story about a puppy with a tail on its head. How cute. Elsewhere there's talk from listeners about sec...

Luke & Pete bring you another stateside episode, this time from Brooklyn baby! Come along whilst we wander the streets, talking all things USA: punk bands in school buses, American sports stars and getting told off in bars. We're be back in the studio for Thursday's episode (if Pete's escaped prison by then), so enjoy this last episode from across the pond. hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  is w...

It's a special show today recorded on the bustling streets of New York City! Luke & Pete are jaywalking their way down 7th Avenue, talking pizza, hockey and touring. Luke's on the hunt for lip balm, and Pete's had a run-in with a toilet... Join us! hello@lukeandpeteshow.com  is where you can get in touch with all your missives! ***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple Podcas...

Just what are the best all time 90s Saturday night TV shows? Luke loves Big Break, Pete is a Gladiators fan, but there's loads more. Also: ever hear the one about Pete meeting Michael Barrymore? Now there's a story you don't want to miss... On today's show we also discuss Postman Pat, people who try and sell you things in pubs, and the latest debacle involving Pete and his PC processor. There's lo...

Which celebrities have the wettest mouths? Tune in to today's Luke and Pete Show to find out. It's a bizarre subject to discuss but Pete is really passionate about it, and so here we are. Elsewhere, we take in the best and worst budget hotels, talk about Christmas sandwiches and get an update on Eamonn Holmes. There's also plenty of your stories too, which you can email in on  hello@lukeandpe...

We start today's show by discussing the best ever tweets, before turning our attention to the late, great David Bowie's opinion on the nascent internet. After that Pete wants to talk Elton John- so we do that for a bit- and then we find out about the best birthday presents passed down from father to son. In addition to all this, Luke meets Pete's parents for the first time (a big step in any relat...

Here are the notes that Luke took from this episode with the apparent hope of writing a synopsis about it: 'Eyebrows', 'tabloid newspapers', 'ferret', 'Breaking Bad', 'hair cuts', and 'memes'. Make of that what you will. There's a vague memory of a metal band doing a Billy Ocean cover as well, but to be honest the ol' synapses aren't what they were so bear with us. Get at us:  hello@lukeandpe...

We're back, back from outer space, we just walked in and saw you sat there with that look upon your face. This time around we take the time to critique the new-look Postman Pat, and then riff quite a bit on eggs. There's chat about Sheffield, there's Philip Pullman, and then there's also a bit about soundtracks to TV shows. We also do our bit to air your views as well, so stick around for that.&nb...

Happy Thursday, guys! Great to see you all back here for another dose of your bi-weekly Luke and Pete Show. We're almost at the weekend, so what better way to celebrate than to talk about Alexey Leonov, snooker, the best way to build your own computer and the things that people always say without thinking about it.  There's also your emails too, and this time around they include cast iron ski...

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show universe, an environment in which opinions can be expressed freely, secrets can be kept, and Pete Donaldson's lessons for living a good life can be heard in full. This time around it's TV shows, how to disguise a cat as a dog, gravy and much, much more. There's also a top tip from a listener on how to commit a murder legally, but Luke and Pete aren't convince...

Welcome back to The Luke and Pete Show! Happy Thursday! Before we head off on the latest leg of our theatre tour with Football Ramble Live (tickets at  http://ramblelive.com ), we take time to hear of a man who got upset that he failed his driving test and so sped off before anyone could stop him, we find out if cryptocurrency can turn you gay (clue: it can't), and we welcome the return of th...

This episode of The Luke and Pete Show begins with chat about a recent visit to Northampton to experience their intriguing town centre (Cash Converters, vaping shops, covered markets etc) and continues on with a diversity of subjects, including man caves, Pete's various ailments, the US Embassy and much, much more. There's also your emails and stories too, as ever, including one this time about th...

It's been a while but on today's show we delve back into the conspiracy theory/apocryphal tale arena, thanks to an over-exuberant listener who may or may not be old enough to know better. Bless. On safer territory, there's the World Stone Skimming Championship and Pete possibly being the most bored Luke has ever seen him. We also discuss the rules of a duel (seconds out!), some stuff on boxing (se...

How do you sleep? Pete wishes he could just take his arms off. It would make the whole ordeal easier. One thing that would definitely make life more entertaining is having Samuel L Jackson voicing your Alexa - something that is now actually possible thanks to our overlords at Amazon, so we discuss that as well. Elsewhere there's talk of testicles, Michael Gove's demeanour, and the ways and means o...

Luke's been to Churchill War Rooms and Pete's been to McDonald's. Both places include technology of interest, one related to the safety and survival of millions of people in a war and one to get Chicken McNuggets to people more effectively.  On today's LAPS there's chemicals with funny names, dinosaurs separated by millions of years, a man from Hartlepool breaking into abandoned buildings wit...

In seismic news, not just for the LAPS community but the UK cultural scene at large, the members of seminal pop-punk band One Eyed Willy reformed for one night only to see Less Than Jake at the O2 Academy Birmingham. Founding member Pete Donaldson explains all. Elsewhere, there's the usual mixture of bull semen, AirBnB stories, full English breakfasts, UFOs and loads more. You know the drill by no...

A bit of a meme special this one as we contemplate what Pete would do to maximise his revenue should he become a meme. There's talk of a meme refuge, appearances on chat shows, reaching out to other meme victims, the lot. In other news we cover subjects including cat's urine, drone warfare, Dave Grohl and Rick Astley. This show is nothing if not diverse. Have a great weekend. See ya next time! To...

Hello and welcome to today's episode of The Luke and Pete Show, with your hosts Pete Donaldson and Luke Moore. On this edition of the show literally no-one is talking about, we hear of a man who invited a clown along to his redundancy meeting, wonder about the latest unfortunate incident befalling Jeremy Renner, and discuss our respective presences on Reddit. Elsewhere, there's the Peaky Blinders...

We can't believe it's taken this amount of episodes but finally we get around to the conversations we had about sex education when we were kids, and as you'd probably expect there are a few startling revelations from Pete Donaldson involving his Dad and his friend's Dad.  We also find time on today's episode to laud John Cleese despite his problems, Pete gets very confused about the lyrics to...

Welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show, it's lovely to have you with us. This time around, we talk a lot about the hierarchy of the bad guys in Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, Pete gets confused about Doctor Who and then we all get confused by the appeal of Jeremy Renner. Elsewhere there's dogs eating things (again), more tea chat, and Pete deviates from his tried and trusted su...

That's right, episode 199.5, not 200. 200 is on its way at some point but Pete won't let it pass without a fanfare and so we've recorded episode 199.5 instead. Expect plenty of talk about the pope getting stuck in a lift, a huge amount of correspondence about tea (British people are so predictable) and a retelling of a classic joke. Elsewhere, a listener gets in touch claiming to know someone with...

Luke's spent the weekend in a field with some pals, drinking cider. It's like being 15 all over again. Meanwhile Pete has got a huge issue with educational programming, particularly that one where they all get naked. Pilot Gav has also been in touch and weighed in on the UFO debate- giving more power to Pete's elbow- and we hear of a group of people stranded on the Isles of Scilly after a ferry br...

Everyone's stealing this week. Whether it's sand, heads from a tourist attraction or something else, it feels like everyone is at it. Hell in a handcart, we're sure you agree. In other news, there's chat from Pete about Silk Road, there's chat from our listeners about how not to make a cup of tea, and a poor chap gets in touch about his testicular surgery. In addition to all of this we also get st...

How did it take us until episode 197 to mention that cornflakes were invented by a man on a mission to stop masturbation? Pete claims to have known about it all along, but we're pretty sure it's never been a topic of discussion on LAPS. Elsewhere, there are more UFO sightings as the phenomena reaches epidemic proportions among our listenership, despite Pete having absolutely none of it. There's al...