The Luke and Pete Show

What do the people who go on Love Island and Question Time have in common? That is the question Pete is answering on today’s show and the fact he doesn’t respect them is only one part of it… Elsewhere, Luke FINALLY reads the email about motorcycle greetings and a listener tells us about an interesting meeting he had with Paul Daniels in a toilet. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpetes...

Pete started watching Stanger Things from series 4. A classic renegade move from Donaldson. Today, we hear what it is like to play life-sized Monopoly and discuss THAT duet between Michael Ball and Captain Tom. Two things that have further damaged Luke’s faith in modern society. To top things off, Pete tells us what could be his most unbelievable story to date! Want to contact the show? Email: hel...

Why is everyone in Essex good at football? That was the difficult lesson Pete learned when trying to save penalties while dressed as the Queen… Elsewhere, Luke finally shares the story of the baby born at a Metallica concert and we hear more tales about pathological small-town liars in the email section. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter...

Are you ready for the ultimate Luke and Pete Show pivot? On today’s show, we go from dissecting the deepest darkest issues of UK politics to hearing what Pete has in common with scallops faster than you can say "Boris Johnson". Elsewhere our mission to find new players in our battery database gets interrupted as we learn all about electric whistles. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpe...

Planes are the order of the day on today’s show! We’re discussing two aviation-themed Youtube pranks that ended up with… well, pretty different results. Elsewhere, we hear how someone with no flying experience successfully landed a plane and a listener explains how two men received two superb nicknames: Maverick and Goose. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get i...

We’ve got a bonus bank holiday, baby! In amongst the revelry of a four-day weekend though, we spare a thought for The Pope. Like... how do you think he is currently spending his time?  Once that's been digested, we hear about Luke’s curious TikTok habits and Pete tells us how he intends to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get...

We’re back to recommend another podcast we think you’ll love! Joe Marler may be an England rugby player, but his podcast is not just another rugby podcast. The Joe Marler Show is all about learning what other people do for a living. As you can imagine, this will be great for Pete as a chef can finally tell him how to fix his culinary crimes. Maybe a tattoo artist can even tell him how to finally c...

What would Pete be like if he was a juggalo? That's the unexpected proposition Luke is considering on today’s show! We then discuss acceptable theatre etiquette and offer up another Luke and Pete Show review of the latest documentary series we've managed to watch. Plus, Luke’s cat makes another guest appearance! Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on...

Luke’s got an idea for a new TV show. And if we're being brutally honest... it’s not actually that bad. We then hear about some #lads behaviour as Luke’s former football team has recently been on tour and we continue on our quest to find new players for our big battery database. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpete...

Pete has officially lost the plot. We are deeply, deeply sorry for the first 5 minutes of today’s show… Elsewhere, Luke tells us about his trip to the Norfolk Broads and Pete shares a clip that could be as good as the infamous "eating a succulent Chinese meal" video! Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. The Lu...

Have you ever been annoyed that Pete won’t let us talk about alien invasions? Today, we're going to put that right! We think you'll love 'Eureka!', Stak's brand new science podcast! Every Wednesday, science enthusiast Rick Edwards and actual real-life scientist Dr Michael Brooks get to the bottom of some of the universe’s most puzzling questions with the help of world-leading experts. In this epis...

Just one of the many disturbing propositions Luke is faced with on today’s show.  Furthermore, it’s a historic day in our quest to uncover new battery brands and we hear what Pete has been eating while 'the partner he has access to' has been away. It’s just as bad as you think! Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeand...

A photo has emerged where Luke and Pete look like Tony and A.J Soprano. The problem? We can’t decide which one is which. Elsewhere, we take an unexpected deep dive into the problems of modern society and reach a worrying proposition: will life actually be better in the Metaverse? Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpet...

Pete enters into a state of general meltdown on today’s show. Surprisingly, it’s only partly due to his upcoming endoscopy.  We also read a fascinating email concerning Dave TV and receive an unusual explanation for the Loch Ness Monster. Let’s hope Luke doesn’t see anything like that on his jolly in the Norfolk Broads. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get...

Pete’s turned into a film critic on today’s show, making an interesting case as to why Jackass should have won Best Picture at the Oscars.  We then discuss pathological small town liars and Pete gives us another update on all his latest health concerns. If any doctors can help him please, PLEASE, get in touch! Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @...

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for a hilarious unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday! Here's a little taste. The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

The boys are back and feeling silly after Pete tried to do a handbrake turn in the car park pre-show. Not sure why.  We then learn the shocking news that Pete held down a proper job for six years and receive an email from a man who went to Norwich on our recommendation. As far as we’re concerned, if he’s going to follow one of our recommendations, he only has himself to blame. Want to get in...

It’s bank holiday Monday, baby. Sweet beans! In related news, Luke and Pete both have shocking admissions in relation to their beans consumption...  We then debate the best UK supermarkets and discover that we are the SOLE reason a marathon runner has made it to the World Championships. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or...

Pete has been getting recommended indie clubs again - shock! However, this recommendation didn’t come from an expected source.  The lads also discuss a new harrowing, yet thought-provoking Netflix documentary and Luke’s cat makes a surprise guest appearance! Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow....

Today's the day! Pete finally talks about his trip to Wrestlemania, where he became obsessed with a wrestler called Mr Iguana, obviously. We then discuss the mad, but also slightly fascinating, possibility of Elon Musk buying Twitter and an email confirms Luke’s suspicions about hidden biker communities. Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch o...

It’s the day of reckoning on the Luke and Pete Show as we finally get an update on whether Pete has bought a pub or not. From one seismic event to another, we then discuss potential new evidence that the Loch Ness Monster exists and Doctor Lukey hears all about Pete’s latest ailments. No, we aren't ruling out an adder bite just yet. Do you have any info on the long-necked beast? Email: hello@lukea...

Easter’s over, which means we simply must check up on Pete and find out how his stomach coped with the festivities. Luke then revels in some more animal stories, as we hear separate tales about an alligator and a lion cropping up in some pretty unusual locations. Do you have a good animal story? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.&nbs...

The two “fashion gurus” we have access to are back! And they're tackling a major problem: how do you dress fashionably as a 40-year-old man? Elsewhere, Pete gets confused by the concept of Alaska and Luke reads a dramatic email that at first glance is about a sofa but hides a whole lot more... Do you have a dramatic tale to share? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter...

Pete spent the weekend with his mother-in-law. Sounds wholesome, right? It actually involved stinging nettles, antihistamine gel, a football in a river, a unicycle and loads of nitrous oxide canisters. Should Pete’s mother-in-law have expected anything else from a weekend away with Donny? We unpick all of that on today’s show.  Do you have a good wedding story? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.co...

How many slaps do you think it takes to cook a chicken? The answer lies inside today’s show. We also learn the AMAZING reason why a man lived in an airport... for 14 years! Oh and we hear why Pete should NEVER be allowed a gun... Do you deserve our FA Cup commemorative stamps? Let us know why at hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free...