The Luke and Pete Show

In the least surprising news ever, Pete is feeling unwell on today’s show. Whether it’s because he and Luke went out last night or because he had rotten rice and cream for dinner when he got home, we’ll never know. Elsewhere, we hear about the “unusual” gift he’s getting his mum and a mainstay of the Stak universe tries to submit a new player to the battery daddies. We still want yo...

What a treat! Luke is here, on a Wednesday, with a special bonus episode. Today, we’ve put Pete stories of DIY mishaps and erections while playing video games aside, as Luke is instead joined by Tommie Trelawny, the host of The Interruption, a new and totally fascinating podcast from Stak that we think you’ll love. On 26th November 1977, the mysterious alien voice of “Vrillon” broke onto the five...

Let’s admit it, other people’s kids are incredibly annoying. It's a controversial opinion that we eagerly support on today’s edition of the Luke and Pete Show. We also question anyone who claims that they actually enjoy wild swimming and we hear from a listener who spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson out in the big bad world... We still want you to send your Christmas stories! Email: hello@lukeandpetes...

Luke’s flown in overnight from the States to record some Luke and Pete Show. It might sound showbiz, but the flight was unfortunately ruined by an unpleasant surprise… In better news, Luke’s brought Pete back a very thoughtful present from his holiday and we also ask the very important question, why doesn’t Pete own a 3D printer? We want you to send in your Christmas stories! Email: hello@lukeandp...

What comes first, the problem or the Donaldson? Pete has been complaining that his house constantly needs work at the moment. Do we believe that it isn’t his fault? He also just smashed his phone, but we’ll let you decide. Elsewhere, we spend far too long reading a coroners report and we try to decide whether age should be a factor when becoming a cowboy. Want to get in touch? Email: hello@lukeand...

Happy Thanksgiving! To celebrate the occasion Pete offers up a rare moment of poignancy as we give thanks to our pets at the start of today's show. Don't worry normal service is resumed when Luke tells us some foul stories from the days of VHS. He also tells us about a very "interesting" shop owner he met on holiday and a quick Google tells us this man actually has quite a reputation... Have...

Pete bravely offers some cooking advice on today’s episode. Listen to him at your peril… He's also been displaying some “interesting” behaviour during the promotional video for a local wine bar, Luke has – disappointingly – made it into the Daily Mail, and a listener sends us a lovely poem. Want to send us a poem? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @l...

Pete places us right in the middle of the True Geordie vs Andrew Tate beef on today’s episode. Would you expect anything else? We also discuss the bizarre phenomenon that is Matt Hancock in the jungle and Pete shares a typically niche idea for a documentary - brace yourselves. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpetesh...

What is more important? The future of liberal democracy or the banter? That is the question you have to ask yourself when you see Young Boozer on the ballot sheet.  Elsewhere, we hear about Pete’s bizarre approach to public speaking and our mushy peas vs baked beans debate reaches a dramatic conclusion. Are you team baked beans or mushy peas? Let us know: Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or y...

What do you do if you’re desperate for people to like you? Well, if you’re Elon Musk, you buy Twitter. On today’s show, Luke and Pete discuss what we think the world will look like without Twitter and a listener risks their job to submit not one but two New Player batteries. That’s the commitment we’re looking for! Think you have found a new player? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get...

Do you ever just stop and think, what's Bono doing? We ponder that strange question on today's show. We also discuss whether you could invent a glory hole for haircuts and we learn the amazingly appropriate nickname Pete has been given by his niece. It's just another Monday on The Luke and Pete Show. What are the fish and chip shop prices in your local area? We want to know: Email: hello@lukeandpe...

Guy Fawkes night is around the corner so Luke and Pete are getting in the spirit by planning petty crimes. It's all fun and games until Luke potentially gets embroiled in an actual crime. Elsewhere, Pete starts beef with a Michelin star chef and we finally get an explanation for why Donny is so, erm... unique. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Tw...

What’s the best way to celebrate Halloween? Eat loads of American Candy, of course. Because that is definitely going to help Pete’s stomach problems… Speaking of Halloween, we marvel at a mass grave containing over 600 monks. Elsewhere a listener, unexpectedly, informs us that we played a part in the birth of their first child. Have we played a part in one of your major life events? Email: hello@l...

We’ve got a new Prime Minister, for the next couple of months at least. I'm sure he'll be respected and won’t be labelled a **** on the BBC, right? Maybe not.  As well as hearing more on that, we discuss whether the day has finally come for Pete to replace the Fiat and a listener sends in a very unusual eBay listing. Spotted anything unusual on the internet? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com o...

Blink 182 are back, baby! But do the pop-punk icons know more about pop-punk than Petey-pie Donaldson? He once listened to a Propagandhi album after all…  Elsewhere, we find out Captain Kirk regretted going where no man has gone before and - going where no podcast has gone before - we start a physical collection of new player batteries, thanks to an amazing gift from one of our lovely listene...

Luke loses the plot on today’s show as amazingly Pete manages to make himself sneeze on demand.    Elsewhere, we once again stick two feet into the knock-off Nintendo Wii homepage that is the Metaverse and receive a really enjoyable email about a man who unknowingly wore a quite incredible t-shirt. And no, for once that man wasn’t Donny. Do you have any hidden talents? Email: hello@lukea...

Today’s the day! Luke and Pete are back with a big announcement… *drumroll please*... legs are coming to the Metaverse! Join us in celebrating that major news on today's show. We also discuss the concept of infinity and how it means that Pete will one day turn into a dog turd and hear about how we unknowingly caused an incident that sent a listener to hospital. Have we ever caused an incident in y...

Pete’s back from driving a bigger boy’s car down the west coast of America! He only almost rolled it once, so it went pretty well overall. Elsewhere, Pete reviews American towns he visited in three words and we scream “JUSTICE FOR COCAINE BEAR” as news has reached the Luke and Pete Show that the peace-loving icon has been done dirty in a movie adaptation of his life. Want to contact the show? Emai...

Luke starts the show by expressing his displeasure for comedy as a genre. He better not read the description of this podcast…  Once we have gotten passed that, the lads tell us about 2 different, but equally impressive, trips to the theatre that they have been on and Luke gets wound up by the idea of a Cliff Richard Christmas album. Can you think of something that will wind Luke up? Email: he...

What other podcast could go from dissecting the Prime Minister’s shambolic media relations to uncovering some of the world’s rarest battery brands in the time it takes to say, ad-break? We’ve got all that on the show plus a belated tribute to Coolio and the under-appreciated legacy of Gangsta's Paradise. Want to contact the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter...

Is there anyone that doesn’t find classic ventriloquism terrifying? That is the question we are faced with on today’s show.  Elsewhere, we hear about Luke’s cat's particular drinking habits, a listener that spotted a rogue Pete Donaldson in the wild and we help a member of our community that is about the start a new job.  Can we offer you some advice on anything? Email: hello@lukeandpete...

Warning! This episode contains more penis chat. We are sorry but ALOT of you did ask for it.  If that’s too much then don’t worry, we bring the tone back by once again discussing the long egg. We also hear about Pete’s dog visiting the office and have a very special edition of the battery section. Want to share a story with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on...

Previously on The Luke and Pete Show... Pete revealed he was planning a great road trip from New York to Philadelphia. How did he get on? Listen to today's episode to find out. We also go on a mission to uncover whether deeply problematic TikTok stars have been emailing us and hear about some strange drama from the world of chess. Are you a deeply problematic TikTok star? Email: hello@lukeandpetes...

The lads are still stateside and Luke is helping Pete plan a road trip…. Oh dear, good luck to all American drivers. In the second half, we then bring you an extremely exciting LIVE battery brand search and read an email offering up an interesting solution to Pete’s dog barking problem. Can you help us with any of our problems? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitt...

We are bringing you this episode directly from Pete’s hotel room in New York. This obviously means the lads are recording surrounded by empty bottles of Pepto Bismol and packets of instant noodles. Elsewhere Pete has been trying the local delicacies (aka Japanese whisky) and we hear about a very successful duelling dog. Do you have any stories about New York? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or yo...