The Ludkast

What if Hitler had been cryogenically frozen, and how would he have acted when thawed? The cold, cruel hinterlands of Romania!! Have you ever seen a hairless bear? If you looked at the episode thumbnail, you have. Horrifying! The trials and tribulations of being screwed over in the workplace. Understanding your butthole chakra... Rama Lama gives his famous "All Ships Will Return..." speech. Anothe...

Hi! This time, we are joined by a guest who identifies only as "Susan". We discuss the latest "strain" of Covidian nightmares. California dreams? The immortality of the Lizard people, including memories of Cosby. Opinions on Johnny T's brutal putting green. Lebowski Theory 101... Contemplating mortality. Disturbances in the String Theory lead to a rather abstract aneurysm.

Checking in with Beatz He's got the word from the streets They can't compete With a flow so sweet There is no repeat There is only defeat. Plus, "Scratching on your Balls"...?

Want a friend for life? Milk a wolf.

We are joined by Mr. G once more. Chatting leads in such strange directions! The recipe for the Adrenochrome cocktail is revealed, and it ain't too pretty.

Don't stop to ask, you found your break now make it last! Breakout! Doing the Hanky Panky Rag and rappin' about Quesadilla Rancheros! Lamenting the woes of the car rental industry. A recent journey to the city, and attendant observations thereof, are revealed. A rousing rendition of "Happy Pans" eases the tensions of the day. The debut of "Dawn Has Cone", a rappy -dancy sensation!

Tatanka reveals his agenda, while vowing to drink a river of fire water. The horrors of the Lewis and Clark monument, and it's offensive depiction of Sacajawea, are discussed. Do you like camping near large concrete statues? We do! Elegantly subversive interior design ideas!

We all know that Blim Blam is a shim sham. This is why... The real Wokrah Pimpfrey is exposed. "Ebony and Ivory" works best as a song lyric. You can "Say. Say, Say" that again! Just ask Sir Paul about his fond memories of Wacko Jacko! Speaking of Jichael Mackson... nah, never mind. You already know. A rousing call to action from an unlikely messenger.

Tatnka explains the Future Primitive ritual of the Sun Dance... ouch! Rama Lama speaks of the transient nature of not only enlightenment, but Nirvana as well.

We get abruptly interrupted just minutes into the intro. What mysterious happenings are about?

The world goes awry.

Waterloo Sunset is one of the best songs... EVER!! The Kinks kick some ass! Don't even try to dispute it. The British Invasion had many behind the scenes overlaps and hybrids, as far as who was on the recorded versions of English classic rock.

Even a busted hoof is better than no hoof... ? We need = I want!

A particularly scathing Tea Time with the Royals! Rama Lama speaks of things! And stuff!

I'm a Future Primitive... and I skate to live! Wildmen with broken bones! Also, the slide guitar magic of "Booshka Farm".

Wherein we discuss Chicago history.

Many stories of our Washington days. Tatanka tells the tale of A River Runs Through Tristan's Bear Spirit. Rama Lama speaks of spiritual balance, and we discuss the pros and cons of pet spycam surveillance.

We discuss the life, times and unimpeachable technique of the 20th century's master of classical guitar, Andres Segovia Torres. We roast Everyone Loves Raymond.

We honor the fallen First Dog, General Champ. A brave soldier, though his dubious origins and mission are revealed. We also discuss the cinematic sweep of the music of Neko Case, as well as the high lonesome interpretations of Mountain Man. Some sage words from Grampy close the episode.

The last of our "musical" episodes from the Ludkast reunion of 2021. OCD triggers abound! Hahaha (the verbal representation of LOL)!

A mostly musical episode, we are catching up for lost time here. Documenting a few rare moments together. Maybe we'll spend all our tokens on one ride, trying to recapture the feeling of the first time?