The Ludkast

Beware the Itis! Poor Champ... he was such a good dog. Too bad his owner was the real problem. He could've used a little Cesar Milan in his life. R.I.P. Champ!

Shall we retire for the weekend to our pastoral estate at Crumbling Dungbridge? Yes... quite!

We have devolved during the Pandemic Mindwashing. Do we still have empathy?

What's up with manufactured anger? Why are you inflicting your private personal pain on everything and everyone around you?

The situation in Milwaukee was chaos, apparently. Kyle Rittenhouse walked a fine line, but still had the right to defend himself. The future holds many untold horrors, especially when it comes to food. My God... the horrors. Stand up and be countrd!

Emperor Shingus Dong gives us a history lesson about the underground gay Chinese community. What exactly do bitches do?

As we wind our way towards a two year anniversary, the origins of the Ludkast are revealed. What are Caucasians, and where do they come from?

Updates from Tea Time With the Royals. The tale of The Incredibly Dumb Luck of Detective Mudstuffins!

As it turns out, Hawaiian real estate is as scary as Dracula himself! Halloween traditions are revealed. We express a deep reverence for the Man in Black. We dissect the song "Copperhead Road", a song about the plight of the Southern moonshiners. Stephen Hawking becomes a sacrificial lamb, because... no one is safe, not even him.

Dia de Los Muertos! Aspects of this day of celebration are illuminated. Questionable yoga practices are discussed. So many other things... Jesse tells a tale that hearkens back to a simpler time... a time of peach pies on windowsills and racist southern sheriffs. Perhaps if ol' Uncle Swigga can drink enough of the Lord's healing waters, he can be redeemed? Pray for him, brothers and sisters!!

Some musical favorites are highlighted. Questionable architectural choices are investigated. The Talibanana Splits, featuring atrocities against basic "human rights"! The international debut of "Silver Stream"! Just who is the Prince of the Morning Star, anyway?

A wild and triggery ride awaits...

The inevitable deep dive into the explanation behind Uncle Walt's beloved characters. The things you have to do to be successful... who cares if it's Christmas Day? The fallout from Thomas Edison's attempts to suppress the name and work of Nikola Tesla, in order to steal his glory. Nitzer Ebb is fun! An entrancing message from Emperor Shingus Dong.

A delightful journey into the way people once thought about this aspect of world history, told with a piss-poor British accent.

How many lame paisan cliches and affectations does it take to prove a point? Let's find out together! We show some love for the movie "Bugsy Malone". A brief account of the abbreviated reign of the Bambino crime syndicate, the world's first and only child-run crime family. Also, a suspicious improvisation with Ottmar Liebert, entitled "Everything's So Suspicious"! A surprise pullover visit from Of...

How do you make your ass look like Rosie O'Donnell? Tales of UFO abductions!! #mayonesguitars

Queensryche is the best Pink Floyd cover band! Stay away from online cults! Happy Fun Time Mega Japnese Disaster Warning!

Simon and Garfunkel aren't friends anymore... and here's why. The Doors of Perception inspired a little band from California. You may have heard of them. Their leader called himself the Lizard King. What an ego on that guy!

The rise and fall of an early Hollywood icon. A legend from the Silent Era. Why do we love stories of epic failure? Surely, that says something about humankind? The business of show has always been a dirty one. Even way back when people seemed genteel and such... Never forget to give more than you should to those who would do nothing for you. Always.

Why did 9/11 happen? I don't know, but I can offer some theories... CONSPIRACY! Bastien names the princess (with some difficulty.) We take a look at the work of composer Ed Van Fleet, as well as two versions of the Pixies' "Where is my Mind?"

Wolfman Jackson wants you to have a groovy time, cats! We begin with a call to action... Guide your own Destiny! Be accountable for and to yourself! A brief look into tone, pitch and harmonics... with guitar accompaniment! The Royals discuss the passing of Prince Philip and the reassignment of Royal duties.

How did Tom C. and Johnny T. get into Scientology? The drawbacks of time travel. Origins of the Brown Lightsaber. We contemplate the fate of the Menehune, at the hands of the ruthless Samoan conquerors. Also, what the f×ck is up with Micronesia? Turns out, not much. A quick word about Labor Day in the Outro.

Dark architectural mysteries are brought to light. Another round of Stump the Ipod. A look at Man of La Mancha, as well as John Denver. A detailing of Life in the Countryside leads into Beatz trying to see Guns 'n Rose's live.

Beware the Brazilian spider bite! It'll give you a priapism! And don't even get me started on the Sardinian cheese made with living maggots!