The Ludkast

What dont we talk about this time? From binary bacterial storage systems to Mussolini's polite farewell and beyond! Prepare to have your ears boxed by the chaos!

TRUMP'S WRINKLY PANTS!!! Plus, a stellar rap about the squealer in chief. The dark side of Michael Jordan's gambling addiction, but he's not having it with taking sides! A brief discussion about the Ukrainian currency.

It's been a year since the George Floyd incident, and what have we learned? I don't know, either. History can be suspect, at best. Here are some reasons why. How do the Second Amendment and reincarnation relate? Let's find out! Don't mess with Big John!

"If you ain't contemplated moyda, you ain't been in love..." 🎸🎶🎵

What in the hell is crypto, anyway? Electro-magnetic weapons. What do the Working class and the Twerking class have in common? More than you'd think, actually. Was Rosie O'Donnell summoned by the use of Dark Arts? Lets find out!

The Ludkast issues a Declaration/Proclamation for all to hear!

Way down upon Suwannee River...!

A raucously musical episode! Sounds of the Delta permeate throughout, accompanying tales of modern woe. We also explore the shocking history of Yankee Doodle. Who knew the dubious origins of this perennial patriotic favorite? Not I! Drop us a line at the.ludkast@gmail.com !

Tales of Hawaiian life and culture are widely varied, though they revolve around only a few main themes. The story of Kai Pono Moonbowshine is a wild ride.... mostly on a dolphins back. Or backside? You may ask yourself, "What does this mean to me, a puffy American haole living stateside in the aftermath of Bidenomics?" Most likely, not much.

No one goes grocery shopping expecting to be sexually harassed. We need to stand up to this problem immediately! Drop us a line at the.ludkast@gmail.com !

It's a celebration! We've reached our first landmark! Grampy hosts a heartwarming and heartwrenching special episode of The Ludkast. It's not right to pretty on the elderly!!

How many digressions can be jammed into one episode? We're about to find out!

The politeness of "Sneaky" Nashiki is revealed!

At long last, the story you didn't know that you didn't want to know...

The House of Windsor holds many secrets... Etymology can be fun. Let's try it! #stayhomosavelives

All hail Bob Ross!

What is the nature of the new personality type that is being created? What's up with Luke Skywalker and Neo? How do microplastics find their way into the meat of fish? Miley Cyrus and THREE DOG NIGHT!

Wherein we reveal our love for the song "There's Never Been Any Reason" by the band Head East! One of my favorite aneurysms at the end.

Eddie Van Halen and Robert Smith seem to have something in common. What could it be? Beatz joins us with some freestyle rhymes! Lets Hip to the Hop in the old skool way!

Ben Gibbard, Death Cab for Cutie and the Postal Service! The sad tale of "Why Won't Mommy Wake Up for Christmas?". It's like Weekend at Bernie's meets Christmas Vacation! We also discuss the heartwarming cultural touchstone that is WAP by Cardi B.

A savage skewering of the House of Windsor takes place! Some Righteous Anger takes us to medieval times...

The secret recipe for a cocktail known as a "Dirty Joe Biden" is revealed. We discover the insidious nature of Brillia.

We take a look at the Scottish Highlands Games.

What does it take to be a VIP? An evil eye like Seth Spazos', that's what!