The Liquored Up Low Down

The Liquored Up Low Down: A Bizarre News Podcast

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The most entertaining news stories aren't always on page one, and there's a good chance you missed the best of the best. The Liquored Up Low Down collects the finest obscure news stories, steeps them in alcohol, and passes them on to you, so you can stay informed and up to date on the most useless current events of the week. The cocktails are mixed and the Low Down is about to begin!

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Frîtes . . . By Idaho, The Tesla Tussle, The Sorcerer and the Nail, Yes He's the A-hole, Kid Goes Back to Cali to Buy a Lamborghini with $3 15.02.2022 1:08:51

Send us Fan Mail Looking for a great Valentine's Day gift? Try the latest perfume . . . Frîtes . . . By Idaho. Did you know that Tesla's don't drive themselves? In the year 2022, someone uses the word "Sorcerer" in a Press Conference non-ironically. Husband upgrades to Business Class without his wife and Social Media is not a fan. A 5-year old kid attempts to drive to Cali...

Dogs as Zombie Detection, Meat Vending Machines, Sicario Bologna, The Pretentious Gold Cube Artist, Showdown at the Golden Corral 08.02.2022 1:03:58

Send us Fan Mail Our accidental theme this week is Dogs and Meats. Our first story includes an "expert" on dogs' olfactory senses and their ability to sniff out zombies. Our second story is about meat-based vending machines in Germany and Singapore (thanks, COVID!). Then, we continue with a story about contraband bologna brought into the US from Mexico. Tom discloses another art sto...

Certified Haunted Dolls, How Not to Adopt a Baby, Batman Steals from a Church, Garden Torches as Snow Removal, Irish Fisherman Don't F Around 03.02.2022 44:24

Send us Fan Mail It turns out all those horror movies about haunted dolls are real. Buying a baby from a stranger is not really the way to go, especially at a Wal Mart. Did you know that some churches have Batman suits? Garden Torches are not good for clearing snow, but are great for burning down your house! Who's tougher, the Irish, or the Russians? We find out this episode. We discuss the...

The Sex Doll Divorcé, The Alcatraz Guys Overcomplicated Things, You Must Be This Tall To Be A Hero, LAPD = "LA, Pokémon Department" 25.01.2022 55:12

Send us Fan Mail This week we discuss the fate of Margo, the Divorced Sex Doll and what she's missing from Yuri, her very flamboyant ex. A dog that can ride the train is framed for pooping there for Political reasons, apparently. Did you know that just saying you are getting out of jail is an escape plan? An Oklahoma Kid saves two lives in one day and Bryan gets jealous because he's only...

The Fart Jar Con, Earth Gets a Black Box, The Lickable TV, Hamsters are Boozehounds, and Bryan Owes Humanity a Baby 18.01.2022 1:07:05

Send us Fan Mail This episode is packed with the most serious of topics: everything from science to dystopia to farts. We start with an in-depth discussion of fart jar science and connoisseurship. We then learn that the Earth is getting a Black Box (like in planes!) and we quote Carl Sagan. Do we really need a lickable TV? Bryan's not buying one anytime soon. There is more speculation about b...

Lies and Parenticide, A Politician Thinks the World is His Kindergarten, Crazy Girlfriend Facetime, Alexa Tries to Kill a Girl 11.01.2022 48:58

Send us Fan Mail Not even the fake jobs for Millennials work out with our first story. A Politician thinks the world is his Kindergarten when he tries to pants a fellow adult. A girlfriend doesn't trust women around her boyfriend (allegedly) and makes him Facetime with her for 12 hours while he works. Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself while we educate everyone on the I, Robot rul...

The New Years Episode: The Great Amish Getaway, The Finger Gun Bandit, The Mad Pooper, and Satan is a Scrooge 04.01.2022 1:01:43

Send us Fan Mail This episode comes close to having a common theme: Alcohol, Poop, and The First Amendment. Did you know that the Amish have tricked out Buggies? A Florida Man does Florida Things (you're welcome). The Mad Pooper "terrorizes" a neighborhood. Satan comes to Illinois for Christmas (not really) which prompts a (short) conversation about the First Amendment. McDonald&apo...

A MILF Goes to College, The Bus-Riding Bank Robber, Bearded Sky Gods and Masturbation, and How to Get "Snow Globed" 18.12.2021 47:55

Send us Fan Mail A 45 year old woman poses as her own 22 year old daughter and goes to college for two years. Then we solve the problem of teachers having to pay for their own supplies. We tell the saga of the Bank Robber who took his loot back to the same bank. The Catholic Church terrorizes Children in yet a new way. We talk about Snowglobing and Hardballing and imply they are sex positions (the...

Astronaut Poop, Suicide Pods, PhD Witches, and Getting Shot in the Vagina 16.12.2021 47:52

Send us Fan Mail We ask many drunken questions in our very first episode: What do astronauts do when their toilet breaks? WTF is a Suicide Pod? Does Yale offer a program for getting a PhD in Life Coaching? What kind of reconstructive surgery is involved with a gunshot wound to the Vagina? Can you fake getting a COVID vaccine by wearing 2 fake arms? Join us for some great topics you can use to make...