The Line has a Podcast

Jimmy and Alyssa kick off this chaotic episode by wrestling with their studio’s new soundboard, patron intros, and the eternal question: why does it always look like Jimmy’s doing something weird with his hands on camera? From there, they spiral into all the reasons adulthood feels like a social handicap when you can’t eat pizza, drink, or even have caffeine without asking for peppermint tea like...

Jimmy's away and the girls have fully taken over, and honestly? The show has never been more chaotic, more funny, or more real. Promise and Alyssa kick off episode 107 of Calling It Now by tackling the big questions nobody else is asking: Can you stay married to a Trump supporter? What does the couples therapy show on Paramount Plus say about politics being "just politics"? And why — WHY — is the...

Episode 106 is HERE and we are SO BACK!! After a couple of weeks off, Jimmy and Alyssa are diving headfirst into the absolute chaos that is American politics right now. But first: Jimmy's hardware mute was bypassing his soundboard the ENTIRE TIME (a violation of privacy, honestly), Alyssa debuted a new gothic window tattoo, and we learned her wedding ceremony was exactly five minutes and fifty-fiv...

This week on The Line Has a Podcast, Jimmy and Promise open the phones with one challenge: Tell us one real way MAGA is good for women. What follows is an absolutely unhinged two-hour journey through bad-faith debate tactics, recycled talking points, and callers who cannot, under any circumstances, answer a direct question. First up: Jackson/Mark from Alabama/Colorado, a troll caller who changed h...

In this week's episode, Alyssa and Taylor are back and somehow finding the humor in the absolute dumpster fire that is current events — while also getting real about some deeply alarming stuff. First, the serious: the Supreme Court rules that Louisiana must redraw its congressional map to create a second majority-Black district. Alyssa and Taylor unpack what this means for voting rights, gerrymand...

Episode 102 of Call the Line brings Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub together for one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and genuinely important news breakdowns they've done yet. First up: Jimmy recaps the debut of DualLogs, the show's new live debate format and it did NOT go smoothly for the other side. We're talking a debate opponent who couldn't figure out Zoom, a co-debater Jimmy is calling "Old Racist...

Welcome back to The Line Has a Podcast with Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub — Episode 101! This week is an absolute packed episode full of news, laughs, and some truly unhinged moments. We kick things off with Jimmy's unboxing of a new PTZ robot camera for his secret woodworking channel — yes, it's happening. Then we dive into the week's biggest stories: 🌪️ Tornadoes & Why They're Basically an Amer...

Episode 100 is HERE - and it went absolutely nothing like we planned. What started as a chaotic YouTube live stream malfunction turned into the most unhinged, emotionally raw, funniest, and somehow deeply insightful episode in the history of The Line Has a Podcast. Jimmy, Promise, and Alyssa stumble through a broken intro, a pee break before the show even starts, and then quickly devolve into one...

The big story: CNN recently exposed a global online "Rape Academy" operating through a site called Motherless - a platform hosting tens of thousands of videos of women being harassed, drugged, and assaulted, alongside boards where users openly share rape "tips." The story went viral when it was reported that 62 MILLION MEN visited the site - but that number isn't right. It was 62 million hits, not...

Welcome to a historic episode - this is the FIRST EVER LIVE recording of the podcast, and things got chaotic, unhinged, and absolutely real from the jump. Buckle up. We open the show on Lebanon - a story that has been almost completely erased from the news cycle despite Israel launching Operation ETERNAL DARKNESS (yes, that's real, no we're not joking) - a campaign of over 100 strikes in a single...

Episode 097 of Call the Line is one for the history books — recorded live on April 7th, 2026, because as Jimmy put it, "by the time this would've released, a nuclear bomb might have gone off in the Middle East." And honestly? He wasn't far off. Jimmy and Alyssa break down the most alarming Truth Social posts Donald Trump has ever written — including a declaration that "a whole civilization will di...

This week on Call the Line, Jimmy and Alyssa are unpacking a week so chaotic it barely fits in one episode. First up: the open secret that just went very, very public — Kristi Noem's husband Jason Jackson and his involvement in the bimbification scene, complete with giant silicone titties, hooter shorts, and tuck jobs. Yes, really. And apparently he also told people online that his wife was cheati...

Episode 095 of The Line As A Podcast drops on the final day of Jimmy's birthday month, and Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub are not holding back. This week, the duo breaks down the Druski/Erika Kirk viral moment — why whiteface isn't the same as blackface, why that explanation is actually simple, and why the outrage machine is embarrassing itself. Then things get serious: new corroborating evidence has...

Alyssa is joined by Taylor (Skeptical Heretic) for a chaotic, deeply online dive into politics, Christian nationalism, social media addiction, and why the U.S. feels like a reality show right now. They start with creator life and ADHD brain rot: “fake jobs,” unpaid activism, being glued to their phones “for research,” and how doomscrolling politics content wrecks their mental health. From there th...

Jimmy and Alyssa spiral through politics, religion, YouTube drama, and death in one chaotic episode. They start with American healthcare and why a “Medicare for y’all” public option is a trap compared to true Medicare for All. Then it’s gas prices, a Georgia woman charged with murder for taking abortion pills, and Trump’s wildly inappropriate Pearl Harbor “joke” to a Japanese reporter. Jimmy jokin...

Jimmy and Alyssa dive into the chaos around GLP‑1 drugs like Ozempic and how garbage headlines twist basic science into click‑bait panic. They break down what these meds actually do for heart health, obesity, and addiction, and why pharma can charge over a grand for something that costs a few bucks to make.​ From there they zoom out: COVID “lab leak” conspiracy discourse, why people say “masks nev...

Trump promised “no new wars” and “cheap gas,” but now the U.S. is bombing Iran, gas prices are spiking, and even his own MAGA counterterror official resigned saying there was no imminent threat and the war was pushed by Israel’s lobby. Jimmy and Alyssa dig into how we got here, how much of this is about distraction from Trump’s Epstein‑adjacent scandals, and why his base doesn’t seem to feel the c...

The Line Has a Podcast hits episode 90 and Jimmy and Alyssa finally admit the show can’t keep coasting. A rare “bonus show at the beginning” turns into a brutally honest talk about how the pod is technically operating at a loss, how Patreon is the only reason it’s still alive, and why they’re seriously considering a big format change before episode 100.​ They sketch out a live–recorded version of...

Jimmy and Alyssa go from video game brain rot to full political chaos in this episode. Jimmy explains how the new Pokopia game is basically Pokémon‑meets‑Animal Crossing‑meets‑Minecraft and is perfectly designed to destroy years of ADHD progress, while Alyssa talks about why she can’t risk losing her attention span to another hyper‑fixation.​ They dive into Kristi “Crusty Gnome” Noem’s disastrous...

Alyssa and Jimmy bounce from the “State of the Funyun” to some of the darkest, funniest corners of politics, sex, and internet culture. They build a Trump State of the Union bingo card (lies about jobs, “affordability,” weird self-bragging, and the strong possibility of poopy pants) while tearing into MAGA economics and the idea that cheap gas fixes everything.​ They go hard on Casey Anthony’s att...

Trump, aliens, and fake geniuses all collide in this episode as Jimmy and Alyssa unpack another cursed news cycle.​ They open with the Supreme Court blocking Donald Trump’s use of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act to slap universal tariffs on imports, and how he’s already trying to route around it with other laws to re‑impose a 10% worldwide tariff anyway. They break down why trade d...

Jimmy and Alyssa are back for Episode 86 of “The Line Has a Podcast,” starting with Threads’ chaotic “dear algorithm” feature, comment-section backseat hosting, and why some viewers want every host to sound exactly the same.​ They veer into sex-ed gaps and STI testing myths: what standard panels actually miss, why BV keeps coming back for some people, and the horrific historical “rod in the urethr...

Alyssa and Jimmy bounce from chocolate-covered strawberries and nerd clusters to the dark reality of American healthcare, TrumpRx, and Trump’s absurd claim that he lowered prescription drug prices by “600%.” They break down what that math would actually mean, compare TrumpRx to Canada’s essentially free-at-point-of-care prescriptions, and talk about why some common meds aren’t even available in th...

A chaotic episode that starts with zombie games, hairlines, and the eternal “gabagool” debate and quickly dives into America’s darkest realities. Jimmy and Alyssa unpack the Freedom 250 “celebration” as a thinly veiled bribe machine, where million‑dollar “donations” buy you face time with Trump and a stage slot at America’s 250th birthday party. They rip into Turning Point’s cringe Kid Rock pseudo...

Jimmy and Alyssa tackle the latest partial government shutdown, ICE funding fights, and why Democrats keep caving on healthcare while Americans’ costs explode. They go hard at ICE’s six‑figure bonus structure, deportation quotas, and the reality of sick five‑year‑olds locked in short‑term cages while right‑wing media pretends every deportee is a “pedophile.” From there they dig into Grammys “ICE O...