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Jimmy and Alyssa open with “fuck ICE” and do not let up, unpacking the execution‑style killing of Alex Pretti by ICE officers and what it reveals about Trump’s second term, fascism, and the death of any pretense of “law and order.” They walk through the multiple video angles of how a VA ICU nurse trying to help a pepper‑sprayed friend ended up pinned, disarmed, blinded, and then shot repeatedly in...

Ice storms, ICE the agency, Trump’s bruised hands, Nazi anthems in clubs, hentai discourse, and cursed engagement art: this episode is a chaotic tour through everything broken and absurd in America right now.​ Jimmy and Alyssa start with a full‑blown “war on ice” after another Texas ice storm dredges up 2021 grid‑collapse PTSD, joking about flamethrowers, crunchy half‑inch ice on every blade of gr...

Donald Trump wants to “take over” Greenland, build a “Board of Peace” with Vladimir Putin, and is throwing a tantrum because Norway didn’t give him a Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, this is real life. Alyssa and Jimmy unpack one of the dumbest stretches of political news in recent memory, from Trump’s Greenland fantasies to his delusional Nobel letter, and what it says about American power, ego, and the t...

Jimmy and Alyssa dive into the killing of Renee Nicole Good by ICE officer Jonathan Ross and the flood of lies used to justify it. They break down the video of Ross stepping in front of her car against DHS policy, drawing his gun, shooting her three times in the head, and calling her a “fucking bitch.” They dismantle a fake “rap sheet” circulating online—wrong name order, wrong birthday, bad math,...

Trump promised “no new wars.” Instead, the U.S. literally invaded Venezuela, kidnapped Maduro, and dragged him to New York without a congressional declaration of war, while Americans struggle with healthcare costs and rising prices. Jimmy Snow and Promise Backland connect Trump’s open fascism abroad to state violence at home, focusing on the ICE killing of Renee Nicole Good in her own neighborhood...

Final episode of 2025, and it’s a wild one. The hosts look back on a year that started on Inauguration Day and spiraled into assassinations, fascists with social media, male loneliness discourse, purity culture, and the weirdest podcast arguments they’ve ever had. They talk about launching the show on inauguration day, surviving 76 episodes, and plotting how “The Line” could actually grow into a l...

Donald Trump is slapping his name on everything from the Kennedy Center to warships, “TrumpRx” drug plans, Trump-branded kids’ accounts, and even the Institute of Peace—and Jimmy argues that might actually be a long‑term win, because those names will still be there when the pendulum eventually swings back and future leaders start scraping them off. Alyssa pushes on what it means to permanently att...

Trump’s big “prime time” address lands with a thud in this episode as Alyssa and Jimmy tear through his latest lies on inflation, unemployment, immigration, and his totally made-up “war dividend” for veterans. They dig into his fantasy math about cutting prescription drug prices by “400, 500, 600 percent,” break down why that literally makes no sense, and connect it to a broader pattern of economi...

This episode of The Line is a full-on girls-only chaos session with Alyssa and Promise taking over while Jimmy is sick, and it might be the most unhinged, on-topic episode yet. They open with exactly 1% production ability, accidental buttons, Patreon reads, and a plea for viewers to keep them employed, then dive straight into the worst kind of “news day”: mass shootings, hate crimes, Trump’s deran...

The world is “on the brink of collapse,” and this episode leans into the chaos. The crew dives into everything from economists warning about a looming recession to Donald Trump getting richer, sporting mysterious “infusion bandages,” and somehow walking away with a FIFA “peace prize” while talking about putting critics on lists for “anti‑Christian language.” They roast his ego, his tiny “mashy mus...

In this episode, Jimmy and Promise spiral through the “golden age” of Trump’s America, where casual war crimes, collapsing healthcare, and AI-driven cruelty somehow count as a slow news week. They open with the surreal reality that Donald Trump has only been back in office for 11 months and yet feels like a permanent fixture of scandal, treason-adjacent behavior, and open corruption that would hav...

On this Thanksgiving episode, Jimmy and Alyssa go fully off the rails in the best way, bouncing from family gratitude to fascism, from Hawaii beaches to the DC National Guard shooting, and from 23andMe results to the absolute absurdity of American politics and media. They open by talking about spending the holiday in a “capitalist hellscape” that’s sliding into fascism while people argue online ab...

MAGA snowflakes, AI country songs, Jewish space lasers, and Jesus’ hand holes… it’s that kind of episode. Jimmy and Alyssa kick things off with a Threads post that absolutely sends MAGA into meltdown, complete with unhinged DMs, death threats, and the eternal question of whether Republicans are actually capable of irony. From there they detour into the bizarre world of Trump-world grifters: the ul...

Welcome to Call the Line, episode 068! Join hosts Alyssa Ljub and Jimmy Snow as they tear into the latest political chaos engulfing America in November 2025. This week, we're breaking down Trump's blatant hypocrisy on the Epstein files, his suspicious pardon of crypto founder Changpeng Zhao (who Trump later claimed he didn't even know), and the terrifying Truth Social post suggesting sedition shou...

After 301 days of obstruction, deflection, and calling it a "Democrat hoax," President Trump has suddenly become the cheerleader for releasing the Jeffrey Epstein files. But can we trust what we're about to see? Jimmy Snow and Jovan Bradley break down the wildest political saga of 2025. In this explosive episode, we dive deep into Trump's suspicious reversal on the Epstein files release, Marjorie...

In this explosive episode we break down the catastrophic failure of Democratic leadership as eight Senate Democrats vote to pass a clean continuing resolution that gives Republicans everything they wanted—with ZERO concessions. We name names: Tim Kaine, Dick Durbin, John Fetterman, Jeanne Shaheen, Maggie Hassan, Angus King, Catherine Cortez Masto, and Jacky Rosen. These are the senators who just v...

Join Jimmy Snow, Promise, and Alyssa as they break down the MASSIVE blue wave that destroyed Republican momentum across the country! Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor with 51% despite Trump's endorsement, Virginia and New Jersey flip blue, and Republicans still can't do basic math (41+7≠52, folks). We discuss why MAGA's cope is reaching maximum levels and what these victories mean for 2026. We also co...

Join hosts Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise as they dive deep into the most pressing issues facing Americans today. In this explosive episode, they break down the government shutdown threatening SNAP benefits, leaving millions of families without food assistance while billionaires continue to hoard wealth. The conversation gets heated as they discuss Billie Eilish's bold callout of Mark Zucker...

🚨 EXPLOSIVE EPISODE: Government shutdown threatens children's food benefits while anonymous billionaire pays military $130M! Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub tackle the latest political chaos, from SNAP benefits being cut off in November to ICE raids blocking hospital ambulances. In this episode we cover: Government shutdown 2024, SNAP benefits crisis, food stamps November, children's school lunch prog...

Join Jimmy Snow, Promise Backland, and Alyssa Ljub for an explosive episode covering the massive Amazon Web Services outage that crippled the East Coast, the incredible $66,000+ fundraiser success for the Secular Student Alliance, and the nationwide No Kings protests that had 7 million Americans in the streets. The hosts dive deep into the stark contrasts between American and European politics, wi...

Welcome to another explosive episode of The Line Has A Podcast! Jimmy Snow, Alyssa Ljub, and Promise Backland dive deep into the cultural chaos defining America right now. From Halloween decorations so realistic they're causing police callouts to the Pentagon's unprecedented media ban that has even Fox News concerned, we're covering all the stories mainstream media won't touch. This episode explor...

Welcome to episode 059, where we unravel all the week’s wildest headlines: from Taylor Swift’s album, President Trump’s questionable Nobel Peace Prize saga, and the bizarre Epstein files, to the medical misadventures of RFK Jr. and claims linking circumcision and autism. Dive into raw conversations about Gaza, controversial ceasefires, White House drama, and how science gets undermined at the high...

Join Jimmy and Alyssa for another unfiltered dive into the chaos of 2025 politics, culture, and everything in between. This episode covers Trump's bizarre AI med-bed claims, the ongoing situation in Gaza, celebrity culture criticism including Taylor Swift and Beyoncé, dating app horror stories, and brutally honest relationship advice. From discussing Trump's latest Truth Social posts about miracul...

In this explosive episode, Jimmy Snow and Alyssa Ljub break down the absolute chaos happening in American politics right now. With Republicans controlling the presidency, House, Senate, and Supreme Court, they're STILL blaming Democrats for the government shutdown. We dive deep into the healthcare crisis that's about to hit millions of Americans, Project 2025's rapid implementation, and the myster...

Join Jimmy Snow and Alyssa as they dive deep into the week's most controversial stories that mainstream media won't touch. This episode covers the shocking Mormon chapel shooting in Michigan that revealed uncomfortable truths about political violence, media bias, and religious identity in America. When the shooter turned out to be MAGA instead of trans or leftist, watch how quickly the narrative c...