The Lightworkers Cafe

Susie and Charlotte appear to have evolved. They may be older and wizzer, yet they remain ridiculous enough to carry on podding. As long as the human shitstorm continues, so shall they.  It's looking pretty good out there though, despite all. If only we had a five year report to commend our excellent evolutioning. But nay. No gold stars from Earth. Just VAT. We welcome you to the third (and f...

After a nice long breather Susie and Charlotte return to share snippets of their uppy downy lives in the world of spirit. Susie is feeling 'done'. We're sure she's not alone. Charlotte is nodding off because this spiritual shiz is all so repetitive.  In a sea of desperation AI wades in, trying to be funny and failing abysmally. Is this our last hope? Are we destined to become h...

It's the end of 2024 and the end of Season 3, both of which have been somewhat endless. Susie and Charlotte round off their jam packed year of podcasts reflecting on the highs and lows of 2024 whilst creepily salivating over the incoming crises of 2025.  This Aquarian life is quite the rollercoaster. Susie and Charlotte have vommed several times and we haven't even hit the descent. It&ap...

Susie and Charlotte return for an eclipse season coffee break, taking precious time out of their busy lives to make noise.  Coffee features a bit. As do Eclipse wobbles, food quibbles, materialistic niggles and innovative wiggles in the shape of bottled air #buymeabreath (patented). Not much enlightenment but they're on a break so... If you love what you hear and want to support these two cos...

Charlotte and Susie have made a concerted effort to return with another podcast before the end of the year. With some rather exciting doom and gloom on the horizon, they chat about unearthing the ugly in the months to come.  How can we be cosmically accountable without getting shafted up the bum by a backwards system? Is a tight sphincter making you dull? What to do about the shame virus? Shall we...

It's 2024! And Susie and Charlotte have made a miraculous comeback from the murky, dark depths of their souls. Will they remain above surface? Probably not. Especially if a tap dancing addiction takes over. The only cure may be a love puddle. But even that has shadowy connotations.  This pair of witchy weirdos entertain with their bleak accounts of life in the quantum lane birthing instrument...

Are you dealing with memory loss? Keep misplacing your phone? Do you need to write a list  that reminds you to write a list? If you are struggling with any or all of these symptoms...get used to it. The future is chaos.  Such uncertain times we live in, for which Susie and Charlotte offer no help whatsoever, however they do laugh a lot and keep forgetting what dimension we're in. Sex with goa...

It's 2023! What does that mean? Who effing knows! Charlotte and Susie introduce some vague themes for the year before descending into a more-lengthy-than-intended critique of the latest Avatar gun show.  As always, wisdom is cleanly offered and clownishly contradicted as Susie and Charlotte address the whirlwind of lavish views, inserting some much needed laughter into these picked times.  Re...

In this episode we talk to spoken word satirist, author and filmmaker Alan Clements who, based on his own fascinating life experiences, has some very controversial things to say regarding spirituality, religion and the 'bad design' of present day Humanity. Alan has upset many spiritual applecarts along the way and isn't afraid to say what he sees. From his time in Myanmar as a Buddh...

It's Series 3!  Susie and Charlotte open Series 3 with some characteristic controversy, taking a deeper look at New Age Spirituality and discussing where patterns and systems have infiltrated the original ideal. In particular the emergence of cliques, rules and restrictions that feel a little too old and familiar.  Do we even know what we're following anymore? Or are we caught up in crea...

Is anyone feeling overwhelmed? Hang on, is EVERYONE feeling overwhelmed? Seems so. Char 'n Sooz delve into their recent trials of overwhelm, piecing together the positive side of this heady cosmic flush that seems to be hitting us all. How do we open to this abundant flow of energies and dodge the shadow turds? Where is the alignment in all this chaos? Also where the hell do you find natural...

Relentless. Isn't it? All this stuff. It's that relentless we couldn't even be arsed to come up with a quippy title. It just is RELENTLESS The heady, chaotic swing between wonderful and dreadful is making us all a little seasick this April. Hard to tell if Charlotte 'n Susie are drunk, tired or stupid but the likelihood is an enmeshment of all three. In true natured support, th...

Charlotte and Susie dissect the image of Love and Relationship in the New Age. Most people on the awakening path have encountered a rollercoaster or two, with intoxicating highs and crushing lows as dreams of eternal oneness dissolve into tattered traumas.  But why? Are we all just relationally inept? Did someone lie to us? Is Love a fallacy?! Or is this part of a shifting dynamic...a destiny of s...

Are our wireless technologies really a threat? Is 5G the route to ruin? Or are these just the wayward claims of tin foil hat wearing loons ?  First of all tin foil hats, during a skeptical experiment,  accidentally proved to be effective against most radio wave frequencies.  Furthermore, as walking cell towers of vibration and frequency, is it not inevitable that Human Beings are susceptible to th...

Charsie, or Suelotte, return with another bout of questionable clarity regarding world events as we career towards 2022 and the next humungous wave of the Aquarian Age. Talk of physiological changes, how to work with the nervous system, building a co-operative Humanity, riding the Evolutionary Donkey plus the promotion of their best quality ventures Twangcoin and Trojan Horse Travel.  As always th...

As the testy times roll on Charlotte and Susie share a little of their own challenges and postulate on love and courage. What does it mean to operate from love? Is love fluffy? Or a clanging truth bomb that forces evolutionary efficiency according to the principles of nature? With not enough instruments and an isolating twanger, the cosmic jesters bring you another episode of nothingness peppered...

As we ‘reflect’ in our usual and profound way upon Gemini Season, as the world around us morphs into a giant hall of mirrors cue clown music and running into mirrors of ourselves, which at times can feel like we've just run head on into a giant sheet of perspex('tive) = OUCH.  So how do we navigate it? well Susie & Charlotte know how and dangle that wizdom carrot in ya faces by analy...

Are we losing it? Not Charlotte and Susie. They lost it years ago. But as a Human Society? As the ripples of 2020 unearth strong and opposing perspectives in the world, who is right and who is wrong? No one, essentially. But how do we address the division? Can we settle into a society of multiple truths with everything crashing around our ears? Or are we going to shout and scream each other into o...

Susie and Charlotte return to their standard, moderately ludicrous perspectives in a discussion about "social media" and whether marketing yourself as a #lightworker has any purpose whatsoever. With energy and frequency running amuck in the internet space, hurling spells and mirrors and nurturing issues of validation in sometimes the most brutal fashion, is Social Media a healthy platfor...

Charlotte an Susie crack out their #wizdom in an episode that brings together the skies and the body. As Above, So Below. Taking a look at how the emergence of an Aquarian age is helping us to learn, grow, develop and navigate the Nervous System. Aligning Planetary Motion with the Human Upgrade, Charlotte talks Astrology whilst Susie takes us into the technology of the Nervous System and the intel...

As 2020 creeps to a somewhat agonised close with a more or less cancelled Christmas, many of us are gasping for 2021 and an upturn in energies.  Well, we're in luck, since 2021 propels us into the element of Air as Aquarius takes hold. Susie and Charlotte return with more ominous prophesies for a year that promises to be entirely unpredictable. The pair entertain the incoming possibilities wi...

Oh 2020. We're not angry, we're just disappointed. Actually we're neither. Just happy we predicted it and will gloat shamelessly to the fact.  Charlotte and Susie drop down a gear from amused and bemused exclamations of "WTF!" to genuine concern. 2020 is not ok. Yet it's all part of the grand plan. Nothing a few 80's ballads and improvised songs can't heal. ...

Where to start? The Beginning? Or The End? Self proclaimed Prophets Charlotte and Susie celebrate the arrival of their predictions and attempt to get their higher selves around the events of 2020, whilst bracing for whatever the world is ready throw at us next. “Hold on to your buckets!”. A bit of polarity hilarity flavoured with camaraderie and spiced with doom and gloom.  Special mention to Kayp...

It's February, and we're five years into 2020!  What. The. F... Charlotte and Susie launch Series Two with an explorative, explosive and expletive look at 2020 so far. Analogies include drowning, rollercoasters and being flung back and forth on a cosmic pendulum, which gives you a hint at how their year is going thus far.  The rehearsal is over, the show is underway. And WTF indeed. But...

Judgement! As we career into 2020 with the intensity of a Cancer Lunar Eclipse and  a Pluto/Saturn conjunction, is it Judgement Day? What is judgement and why do we do it? Self preservation or insidious dig? Susie and Charlotte reflect on both the subtle and glaringly obvious judgement that filters into the spiritual scene, via uncomfortable recognition of their own vast judgements. Charlotte prov...