The Lightworkers Cafe

Charlotte and Susie discuss the concept of Time, largely referencing its apparent non existence, and pondering important questions such as 'Why the f*** do we put the clocks back?". Is it time for the clock change revolution! Although Susie and Charlotte can't seem to agree which seasonal clock change is the crap one, so maybe not.  Is being Time poor worse than being financially po...

It’s Christmas! And...? Charlotte and Susie discuss the pros and cons of the modern day holiday season. Has consumerism ruined the true art of giving and receiving? Would Jesus hang his head in despair at the birthday carnage? Or is it rather just a revealing day in the calendar when we get to come face to face with the reality of our origin, and celebrate it flaws and all?  Plenty of Christmas Cr...

Exclusive audio outtakes of Susie (aka Christmas Bastard) having a nonstop rant about the infinite pitfalls of the Merry Season. Health warning: Christmas fanatics may experience side effects of anger, depression, nausea, frustration, disbelief, horror or general heartfelt sadness by this onslaught of seasonally inspired  curmudgeonly criticism.   MERRY CHRISTMAS!  The Lightworkers Cafe closes, ma...

Charlotte and Susie take a slight pause from the fluff and guff to talk about Sovereignty, the word of our time as we surf the evolutionary wave into 2020. What does it mean to be Sovereign? Is this really the time of mass awakening, as has been prophesied for many centuries? Susie and Charlotte also talk in more detail about Sovereign Soul 2020, a transformational retreat in March 2020 in Las Pie...

Charlotte and Susie open with one of the worst harmonies known to man, and continue the low vibe theme by discussing the topic of Negativity. No one likes it, everyone experiences it.  How do we navigate the negy vibes? Remove ourselves from the shit and familiar, and brave ourselves for transformation?  And what’s with the mood hoovers?! Holiday to Bogy Neg anyone? Bring your umbrella.  The Light...

Are the aliens coming? Are they already here? Are we aliens? Are Charlotte and Susie going to be beamed up (diagonally) to a planet made of horse poo? Is Earth the naughty step of the galaxy? With 2020 on the horizon, perhaps this the year of great intergalactic intervention. Maybe, maybe not, but Susie and Charlotte will be no doubt be positioned atop a large building on New Year’s Eve with a sig...

What better subject to hurl into the Spiritual discussion pit on Halloween than FEAR, as we roll around in the glorious mud of this intense and murky Scorpio Season. What is the antidote to Fear? Is there one? Or must we just pull up our pants (Charlotte) and plunge? "The only way out is through" says Susie wisely - a statement she nicked from someone else. Why do we find ourselves so dr...

The Powers of Manifestation...what’s the secret? Is there one? Specificity is key, says Charlotte who may or may not want a house in Oxford. More absurd bunkum from two totes Posy Lightworkers manifesting a never ending orchestra of strange  instruments that will no doubt eventually drown out their high vibe nonsense.  The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that use...

Susie and Charlotte playfully mull over the nature of Gratitude. What does it mean to be truly grateful, as opposed to gritted-teeth, airy fairy pretend grateful? How does one obtain the Attitude of Gratitude? Can we cultivate it through concentration and commitment, or must we find a way to physically insert it?  The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the...

Did we go there? Yes we did. Susie and Charlotte flex their hearts on the touchy subject of Spiritual Bypassing. As the New Age declares itself all over social media, how much of what we see, hear and say is coming from balls to wall, heart centred courage, truth and love? Is an Instagram shot of Flying Banana Aardvark Pose going to do it? Are we really walking our talk? What on Earth are Charlott...

Charlotte and Susie reflect on the strength of their intuition, and how important it is to listen to the inner voice, even if it sounds like a nagging mother that wants to ruin your fun/self-destruction. Is your intuition a quiet, ghostly whisper or a wailing banshee? Is it the same as instinct? Why does it disappear when you fancy someone? Why blow a duck whistle on a podcast?  The Lightworkers C...

Another episode of wisdom/nonsense keeping as Charlotte and Susie discuss reincarnation - both being fairly certain they’ve been here and done this before. Perhaps unsuccessfully, which is why they are back.  What would you be if you could choose your next incarnation? Animal, mineral, human or carpet? Where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from? And where the hell did he go? The Lightworkers Cafe closes,...

Charlotte and Susie (not Twin Flames) try to work out whether it is truly worth having your arse burnt for the sake of divine union. Do Twin Flames really exist? Is there only one person out there? Is TF Union the ultimate fairytale? Or a rather frightening look into your own bog of shadows? Lots of questions, barely any answers. Namaste.  The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our...

Susie and Charlotte ponder on the topic of synchronicity, with particular reference to the phenomenon of number sequences from 1111 to 879372919. Are all synchronicities good? Is this our last life on Earth? Can Susie float through her own keyhole?  NB. This episode does not contain twanging. Complaints can be made to:  notourproblem@foff.com Love you The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for R...

In this episode we discuss the topic of Veganism. Should we all be Vegan? Ought we to scoff at those with varying dietary requirements (#dietarilyspeaking)? Why are we comparing vegans to mother in laws?  Another stream of absurdity from highly acclaimed Lightworkers Susie and Charlotte.   The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well kno...

In this Pilot episode we discuss the challenges of 'coming out' as spiritual; the response of friends and family when you get 'weird' on your spiritual path, as they avoid all conversations about veganism and pray (ironically) that it's 'just a phase'.  The Lightworkers Cafe closes, making way for Room 111! Our new podcast that uses the template of the well known...