The Legal Aliens Podcast

200 episodes... who would've thought we'd make it this far without getting canceled or running out of things to argue about? Mario and Bryan celebrate the massive milestone by welcoming comedian, rapper, entrepreneur, and all-around good time Chingo Bling to help make Episode 200 one to remember! The guys jump into the recent news that PlayStation may be saying goodbye to physical game discs in th...

The 2026 FIFA World Cup has brought the world to North America and to our legendary "churches" of Waffle House, Bass Pro Shops, and Ella Langley country music concerts. After a week into the tournament, Bryan and Mario review the best and worst of the matches so far, with their hype for Mexico and Argentina at an all-time high, and their hope that the USA can somehow shock everyone and make a hist...

The 2026 FIFA World Cup is here, and boy does it feel like the United States is single-handedly trying to cause international tournaments to never be hosted here again. While hype may vary, the Aliens are super pumped, especially Mario, who has a World Cup trophy in hand to point at the haters and provide reasons for why Argentina will dominate the world again in what could be Lionel Messi's curta...

A podcast before a cruise? Oh you know it had to be done! Bryan and Mario give you all another rousing episode before the high seas call our Argentinean man to the shores of south Europe. Mario can't go on his first European excursion without giving us a story on how he witnessed a near-death situation on the road, and how he was having an internal discussion with himself about whether or not that...

Mother Nature has been bringing the severe weather to Michigan a ton lately, so much so that tornadoes in the middle of the night are waking people up, just like what it did to Bryan this week! A small tornado touched down within walking distance of his apartment, and Bryan describes on this week's episode his action plan once he woke up to the sounds of sirens and his phone going nuts. Also on th...

With Bryan last year scoring an amazing deal on a Ford Focus ST that needed work for $500, Mario uses this podcast as an excuse (and with a burning desire) to try to find a sweet ride online around the same price that hopefully isn't destroyed, very sketchy, or just a shady dealer being untruthful with their listings. Also on this week's show, as the boys were recording this episode, NASA has a su...

Another week, another international conflict that gets closer to its apex. Bryan and Mario decide why let that and some initial copyright issues uploading this episode stop them from bringing this to the masses? The guys are suggested to look into a very intriguing conspiracy theory regarding the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster: did Big Bird cause that to happen? Was the iconic Sesame Street cha...

Bryan and Mario are back in front of the mic this week and doing what any well-prepared professionals would do—going through an interesting yet chaotic guest list document they've written, and realizing they may have accidentally included voice actors from half the golden era of Need for Speed. At this point, a full pivot to a racing podcast feels inevitable. Mario later gets to jump on his soapbo...

The state of Michigan doesn't provide the craziest of meteorological moments, but the percentage isn't zero, and this past week saw a tornado touch down causing catastrophic damage and ruining lives of many families. Mario and Bryan discuss the impact severe weather had on the home state for the Aliens, why this tornado was so different compared to others in Michigan, and how did it happen. Also,...

What a month of February in the world of sports, as countries converged to Italy for the Winter Olympics to compete for medals, use up all of the condoms, and try to say they are better than the other in a high-stakes, high-energy environment. Bryan and Mario have fun thinking back to the best, worst, and most WTF moments of the games! America owns women's figure skating, a Norwegian skier wins go...

This week, Mario and Bryan get the conversation kicked off about Minnesota, where political activism and high-profile ICE moments have turned the state into a national flashpoint. Is it all becoming too much at once, or is there a better way these situations should be handled moving forward? Then, the long-awaited Epstein Files finally start going public — and the details are juicy. Photos, celebr...

Mario and Bryan kick off 2026 the only way they know how: with a full-on banger of a podcast episode. The guys look back on a wild 2025 in their personal lives, from health journeys, love, and surgeries to unexpected ancestry revelations that sent them digging into who they really are and where they come from. It’s reflective, honest, and occasionally unhinged—in the best way possible. Can also bl...

The 2026 World Cup group stage draw happened in Washington D.C., and somehow FIFA managed to turn a simple ping-pong ball ceremony into an overcaffeinated stage show. This week, Mario and Bryan break down the whole thing, from the dramatic lighting, the interesting musical performance of YMCA, and the part no one asked for: Donald Trump dancing awkwardly on stage and receiving a medal for absolute...

After a month-long break, Bryan and Mario make their triumphant return to the mics… for about five minutes. Just as the guys start catching up, Nintendo decides to remind the world who’s boss—swiftly cutting their internet the moment they react to the brand-new Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer. Coincidence? The boys think not. Once the tech gods allow the stream to resurrect, the duo settles in fo...

Bryan and Mario dust off their explorer hats and whip out their inner Indiana Jones as they embark on a wild hunt through the hidden temples of gaming—tracking down elusive racing video game collector’s editions. From Japan-only treasures, to mysterious behind-the-scenes discs, and dusty relics packed with stickers and diecast cars, the boys stumble upon loot that would make even Dr. Jones jealous...

This week Bryan and Mario are back with a lighter vibe than last time’s deep Charlie Kirk dive, but that doesn’t mean the takes aren’t sharp. The boys break down how free speech seems to be getting dragged through the mud in America, and wonder why late-night talk show hosts are falling off the map one by one—is it just bad ratings, or is there something bigger at play? Bryan also proudly reveals...

This week, Bryan and Mario switch things up with a more serious tone, focusing on just two big topics that deserved their full attention. The first hour is all about health and diet improvement, as the boys share their current gym routines, how they’ve been changing what they eat, and what they’ve learned from the live chat about different medications that could help with metabolism and weight los...

Football is back, baby! Mario and Bryan are suiting up to preview the upcoming Detroit Lions season, and while they’re not predicting a wild 15-win campaign this time around, the boys still believe the Lions are primed to be one of the toughest squads in the NFL. Speaking of the gridiron, they break down one of the most jaw-dropping ejections ever—just six seconds in for spitting on an opponent. Y...

The boys are back after a week away, and Mario can’t stop smiling—because he finally got to see Linkin Park live for the first time. Middle-school Mario (with his Nike SB shoes and cloudy mind) would’ve been screaming along, and present-day Mario still is. But it’s not all concerts and nostalgia: Bryan and his mechanic knowledge break down a viral car crash involving a Ford Mustang Mach-E that’s a...

After a brief week off, the boys are back—and Bryan's now a Redditor. Yes, it finally happened. He made his debut by posting his latest find: a Ford Focus ST... that he bought for $500. What followed was a firestorm of reactions from the Reddit car community—ranging from stunned disbelief to straight-up envy. Was it a deal of the decade, or is there a catch? Meanwhile, Mario and Bryan rejoice over...

This week, Bryan and Mario dive headfirst into the swirling chaos of corporate scandal and pop culture mayhem. First up? The CEO of Astronomer and the head of HR get caught in a steamy bear hug on the Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert…and let’s just say the Human Resources irony is off the charts. Now the CEO’s soon-to-be ex-wife is lawyering up, and we’re calculating just how many Tesla's and lake h...

After a much-needed month of sun, travel, and dodging knife-wielding McDonalds co-workers (not them thankfully), Bryan and Mario are finally back behind the mics! In this chaotic comeback episode, the duo dives into why they’re once again recording virtually — spoiler: it involves wanting to have full house usage again, and not exactly arm scratching, suspect posing, and a very shaky Wi-Fi connect...

We’re out here putting respect on the names of crackheads who’ve survived more boss battles than your favorite anime character. We’re just here to give them their crown. Hood spots with bulletproof glass and five-star flavor. If it’s greasy, sketchy, and made by someone’s auntie with a Bluetooth in her ear, we’re reviewing it. Music? Yeah, we talk about that too. Not that “let’s unpack the lyrics”...

This episode goes from digital realism to divine intervention. First, the mind-blowing, borderline terrifying graphics of Grand Theft Auto 6. Then we take a detour into the early 2000s with a racing game so ridiculous in its portrayal of women, we’re 90% sure it was either a fever dream or funded entirely by Axe body spray. Finally, we shift gears completely and discuss the Vatican’s latest plot t...

This week, the internet — and possibly the planet — is on fire. We kick things off with a woman absolutely losing it during a police encounter. Is it a cry for help, a performance piece, or just Monday energy? Next, we somehow manage to go from public meltdowns to the Palestine conflict. Then there’s Kanye West, who dropped a new song and apparently thought, “What if I made the worst PR move in hu...