The Legal Aliens Podcast

Strap in (or don’t) as we speed through the cultural relic known as Need for Speed, a franchise that taught generations that street racing is only illegal if you lose. We’ll then take a sharp turn into Diddy’s catalog, because apparently, music moguls now come with pardons for their music. Yes, we mean you Kanye. Finally, we slam into the future where Jeff Bezos, unsatisfied with just owning the w...

What do a spine injury, a 90s racing game, and stories about childhood teachers have in common? This episode, apparently. We’re unpacking the realities of getting older—like how your body starts filing complaints—and what it means to reach 30 with a bit of gratitude, a lot of reflection, and maybe some lower back pain. Along the way, there’s a nostalgic pit stop at Need for Speed 2 on Windows 95 a...

With the stock market falling off a cliff, egg prices still high, and country relations souring, the Aliens keep the studio away from the BS, and keep the show rolling, this time with a very special guest! As the youngest person on the podcast to step in front of the mic and camera, 18 year old hip-hop artist Junior The Demigod stops by to tell his story in music, all while juggling high school an...

Picked up from the same dealership Bryan makes his cash at, all while experiencing some banging new Taco bell food, new to the studio comes fellow car mechanic Connor! With a wealth of experience in tinkering with vehicles and all things combustion since he was a teenager, Connor comes by the studio to talk about his time with working on Alfa Romeo's, his racing and go kart experiences, and why Br...

March Madness is truly underway in college basketball, and that madness infiltrates the Aliens and the studio, but it also includes returning guest Doce Quetzal! Doce comes by to discuss his 2025 plans for battle rapping and showcasing his heritage at events around the country, and why spending hundreds of dollars on Funko Pops were totally a good investment. Plus, the intricate aspect of dating s...

Nvidia decided that their new update had a side effect of messing with the computer's drivers, so after a late start to the stream, the boys get their wacky podcast back up and running, and add some nostalgia and spookiness to the night. Bryan had an experience at a video game store that has him yearning for the good old days of Need for Speed, Mario shares a story about Argentina and some airplan...

Bryan and Mario are excited to have at the studio for the first time Brian Hensley of Michigan rock band Rivit! An original band and recording studio based in Fraser, Michigan, Brian joins the guys to discuss the origins of Rivit and its brand through logos and music creation, and promoting their songs through record stores and articles around the world. Plus, the table have some interesting thoug...

A month ago, Mario revealed his ancestry results to the world, showing that he's quite Spanish, a bit of a Frenchman, somehow has indigenous roots in Mexico and Bolivia, and has enough of a percentage of German that got Bryan's theories about his family growing more. This time around, it's Bryan's time to unveil his ancestry, and of course we had to bring Victorino back to the studio to witness th...

As social media becomes a place for bad political memes and threats to purchase Canada, the Aliens have an honest talk about needing to find time to disconnect from the world, and grab a hold of a good book, play some video games, and be in peace. For Bryan, he's definitely enjoying those moments away from the phone screen. Also, with the 4 Nations Faceoff hockey tournament coming to a close, Mari...

Over two years since their first appearance on the podcast, Eric, Damian, and Ivan from the Michigan band General 11 make their way to the new studio to catch up with the Aliens, with a bit less Pure Michigan laughs, but the same goofiness from the first episode. The trio brings us up to speed on what's been going on in the last couple years, including a short hiatus, their upcoming album, and for...

With Bryan off for the week, Mario decides to bring in someone who can take over the spotlight, share their personal tales, and not look like another Slim Shady knock-off character. Sadly, those people weren't available, so his brother Lorenzo was brought off the bench for a cameo appearance in his second podcast episode. The Parody brothers get together on the podcast to talk about their recent F...

The first episode of 2025 is finally here from your favorite aliens! Back from a very extended holiday vacation across the galaxy, Bryan and Mario bring hitchhiker Victorino back into the studio to get hyped for the new year and everything they wish for. Donning Detroit Lions gear and with a full-size helmet on the table, the boys preview the upcoming NFL playoffs for their team, Mario finally rev...

As the potentially last podcast episode of 2024 before the Christmas holiday rolls through, Mario and Bryan decide to look back at the wackiness of current events that took place in the last few weeks since their last show. NFL players quitting halfway into a game, mystery car-sized drones flying over New Jersey, an Ohio politician introducing a bill to punish flag planters at Ohio State Stadium w...

Before feasting on some Thanksgiving food this week, Bryan and Mario return for one last November podcast to get excited for some quality eats and a Lions football victory. On this episode, prettyypink returns to the studio, bringing podcast first-timer mah_quant along, an actor and comedian with roles on Tubi movies and an upcoming online show coming soon! The guests and hosts spend this episode...

We can say it was an election hangover, but after a two week break resting our backs and rescheduling shows for the rest of the year, Bryan and Mario return to the studio to dust off the cobwebs on the mics, and record some random stuff. This week, Jon Presley, wrestling event organizer, part-time expert in fixing vehicles, and man of taste with music mashups, returns to join in on the fun and cra...

America has completed their elections for President and other big state positions, and Bryan, Mario, and guest for the night Victorino get together to discuss how and why Donald Trump has reclaimed the role of Commander in Chief of the U.S., what went against Kamala Harris in her campaign, the reasons for swing states voting for one party, but flipped for the presidency, and more! Plus, the Grammy...

Back for the first time since being the first guest in the new studio, Doce Quetzal returns just in time as America is about to witness quite the event very soon! We lean heavy on the politics as this is the last show before the 2024 U.S. presidential elections, and Doce, Bryan, and Mario share their thoughts on the Democratic and Republican parties, their platforms, why U.S. citizens should start...

It's one week until the 2024 United States presidential election, and a good way to scarf down some bang average vodka shots while contemplating the end of this great nation, is to have first-time guest NoKissing to the podcast! A Michigan artist with a pension for bringing the feels to his tunes, No Kissing stops by to talk about his beginnings in music and how comedy paved his way. Plus, the boy...

Welcome back to the finest podcast in the universe (we personally think), as on this episode, muay thai event promoter and music producer Philip Saponaro drops by the studio to have fun getting even on fellow fighter and friend of the show Carlos. Philip comes through to discuss the state of Michigan recently sanctioning muay thai, his time as a music producer and dreading some dead beats, rated R...

Our last episode ended with hype and excitement, as the potential for a Detroit Tigers playoff win and a Red Wings season-opening victory this week was wished for. So what better way to forget about taking two L's on the same night by prematurely naming our top songs of 2024 in this episode, and any tracks we rediscovered this year! Bryan and Mario bring the heat to the viewers and listeners by pr...

It's a podcast episode all about current topics this time around, as Bryan and Mario get up to speed on all the sports, weather, politics, and RadioShack-branded items a mere mortal can handle. Did you know RadioShack still exists? Us neither. As Hurricane Hilton continues on its deadly path towards Florida, the guys discuss how crazy people online are questioning if this storm is all a plot by De...

Julie Fernandez is a Detroit musician who made her singing debut earlier this year at Detroit's Cinco de Mayo Festival, and she gives the scoop from her perspective on what happened with police shutting the event down early. Plus, we share some info on father appearances at some karaoke nights, Bryan and his interaction with his local po-po, Julie and her music connections, and giving her the moti...

Detroit entrepreneur and model Honey is this week's guest on the show! She comes by the studio to share some of the secrets and little-known facts with the Aliens about Twin Peaks and Hooters, stories about friends in school getting into trouble, creating connections in modeling, coming up with a name for a potential Gen X club, and more! Honey - @_honey_rae Check out The Legal Aliens on all socia...

Cleaning up the streets of Port Huron, Michigan, one piece of trash at a time, and bringing awareness to keeping our beautiful Earth clean, Trash The Clown brings her story to the podcast and tells the Aliens of her persona. Gaining a new wave of followers after going viral from a CBS Detroit interview profiling her exploits, Trash shares the reasonings behind her character, and why it's a powerfu...

Normally saved for the 4th of July, the Aliens brought out the hot sauce to suffer on camera while eating chicken wings, as a special request for new guest of the show Tessa Nguyen. A registered dietitian in Michigan and consulting chef, Tessa brings her wealth of experience to discuss on air topics such as free food in schools, diets for athletes, and favorite work trips. Alongside her man and lo...