The Kluck Index

We have a super fast droid now, we are a curious bunch as we age, Cold Stone is getting into the Dubai chocolate game and the kids think ciggies are for you health now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy 4/20 to those that celebrate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twix has a new way to enjoy, loads of us ignore issues our bodies are having, Tylenol is fine and a woman gets paid for getting fall down drunk.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Eggs Benny Day! Data centers are going up all over the place, Rice Krispy Treats is trying to win Jason back and looking for work sucks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pokemon shooting in Indianapolis, being "frugal" is in, pets are pricey and war costs a bunch of money! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z likes to pregame before work, Hidden Valley has a new Ranch, Domino's has an old Ranch, we spend loads of time on the phone and weight in your 20s hits different than weight in your 40s.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Bulls can ruin your massage, we don't know when Earth Day is, Nestle loves morsel talk and BK has a new meal they're testing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over half of us would keep our current whip forever, not all of us are bothered by the wealthy skipping on taxes, Hershey is bringing back real chocolate and if Mom and Dad drink.....kids probably will tip a few back as well.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pillsbury is pumped about World Cup, banning kids from the socials backfires, Pizza Hut in Canada sounds wild and apparently the upper-middle class are the majority now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taco Bell is rolling out the People's Champ, produce up front leads to more sales, a dude at FEMA believes he teleports and today we toast the humble coffee cake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I suffered a holiday loss yesterday, many of us see our homes as an extension of ourselves, ladies crave clean potties and raise one for New Beer's Eve! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The air is gonna be getting bad, some degrees may be a financial waste of time, water sets the tone for the day and it's Easter weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tiger Woods is headed away for treatment, BK is upping their breakfast game, gas is over $4 a gallon and put the phone away, "silent walking" is in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy April Fool's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

....and just like that, March is OVER.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wanna know about the poorest-sounding soup ever? We're all in a fog, Entenmann's has seasonal holes, Little Debbie has a new SUmmer collab and Tiger had a rough start to his weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are falling behind on credit card bills, KFC UK is either really bad or really good at naming things, 42 year olds can join the Army now and the cold will getcha before the heat does! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NASA is blowing some coin on a moon base, Joe Flacco is so back, we're getting a Dirty Dew and put your damn phone down when the show is on TV! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I have a cat that keeps me up some nights screaming bloody murder. So sometimes I get tired and space on posting the Index podcast, my bad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The man behind OnlyFans has passed, a third of tattoos are game time decisions, Kraft is getting into the protein game and TikTok has terrible advice.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lawnmowing is competitive in the 'burbs, iPhones are getting hacked now, slightly more than half of us look down at pornography and Oil is about to get wildly (more) expensive See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new list of our most popular dogs, oil is high but not as high as out debt, Taco Bell hjas a new jam and it's Madness time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's has a new "value" menu, the Oscars wasn't so hot this year, kids be rawdogging boredom and Costco has a 10lb Easter bunny! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A ton of us think we're nearing the end of it all, only 1 third of us are looking down at making a few parlays this weekend, Red Bull is working on the antidote and today we celebrate the humble Sloppy Joe.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.