The Kluck Index

Oreo has a new celebrity collab, firefighters are fit as Hell, a dog shoots a lady and today we celebrate the brisket! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ebola is still out there lurking around, KFC is bringing a fan-favorite back, Blue Moon is going blue and Ferrari took a dump this week.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cooking at home is good for your brain, KFC has a new weekday jam, Dunkin has a massive drink and being a small business owner sounds tough! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Google makes an update, the old heads love TikTok too, we eat a lot of crap but not as much crap as we feed the kids and the big game is coming to Smashville! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An asteroid nearly ended us all, being horny may make you misjudge a person's interest in you, Taco Bell has a new mutation of a couple of old favorites and over half of us think we're cool. LOL, ok.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gen Z equate eating spicy foods with being strong, gents, the Summer of ass has arrived! Tomato prices are soaring and my God isn't it Memorial Day weekend yet?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Rodgers is back, we fight in the kitchen with our spouses but we're super polite to AI and if you're traveling this Summer don't forget the chicken! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ODs are down, Krispy Kreme has a dream jam for Summer,l New York has loads of singles and man, we apparently LOVE our banks? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

eBay gives GameStop the thumbs down, we're not having many "fun days" these days, prices are up and so is Syphilis!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Prenup discussion on the third date? One lawyer says yes sir, we're concerned about ingredients in what we eat apparently, Bumble is letting the pervs loose and Haribo is getting into the Patriotic spirit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently flying a drone while drunk is a charge now, trees may keep you healthy longer, Kraft has a new comfort snack and Summer travel is trending toward the backyard..... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Calories don't count today apparently, we get our health info from TikTok, Shell is doing hella good these days at our expense and the JLNK Show is officially 16! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rat Virus is trying to ruin our Summer, we're getting Twix skulls this Summer, being poor is making you look old and Sunday is Mother's Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call your Mom, Delta is 86ing the free snacks, apparently loads of us are fond of Mars, Oreo has a new jam and Uber is letting you order food on the ride! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poor Jeff Bezos' yacht is too big, M&M's has a new color, we all think firefighting is tough and the secret to memory could be pounding eggs all week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! ¡Aquí tienes 10 chistes tontos para celebrar, amigo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May the Fourth be with you! Also, gas prices are still out of control, Spirit Airlines closed up shop over the weekend and Mom knows she keeps this family together! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

......and just like that, a wet April gives way to a wet, cold May! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate the worst cookie ever, Little Caesar's is taking to the skies, we're getting more forgetful and gas is killing all of us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A QB has a losing issue, Buddhist monks in Sri Lanka like to party, 3:42 is the real witching hour and Wendy's has a it's Sweet N' Sour back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Unicycle Granny" is out there crushing it, sadly, so is Florida Man. Nilla Wafers is in the Star Wars game and we're after visible abs now? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is making Big Brother's job easier, Hardee's has prime rib, even on vacation we'd like a little alone time and BW3 is bringing the AYCE apps back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raise one high for Pigs In A Blanket today, Arby's has a new dish, redheads may be genetically superior, avoid napping in the morning (WTF?) and the price of rubbers is going up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

6-7 is coming to nuggets, there are 6 elements to good mental health, napping may signal trouble ahead and it's draft day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Earth Day, McDonald's is getting into the dirty soda game, we're letting ChatGPT talk us into skipping the doctor's office and some of us get real tight when we see people boozing it up on a plane! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.