The Kluck Index

Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooooh spooky, it's Friday the 13th! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger King is doing better, Dr. Dre is officially a billionaire, have a couple of kiwis today if you're backed up and old people in Britain can get into the army! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peeps still wants us to give 'em a look, open offices promote bullying, airports are getting backed up and today you need to ask your crush to prom! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we celebrate Mario (Mar10 lol), Wendy's has a helluva job offer, kids think dinner stinks and gas is up. Wayyyyyy up! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DAMN THIS TIME CHANGE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trader Joe's needs their rice back, Taco Bell has new sweet treats, four places in the US are ideal for hiding from nukes, don't hold your number twos and Britney is having a bad one bro.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Open AI is walking back their unholy alliance with the government, we all hate tracked ads, Paramount is having a bad week at the office and give it up today for the humble Cheese Doodle! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bernie Sanders is about to lose all his Prime privileges, M&M's had 3 new flavors, SC is heavy tippin' and most of these kids are diabetics now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana Bread See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in Colorado See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

McDonald's Canada has a new questionable collab, intermittent fasting is just OK, Mexico wants your movies, ladies need to focus on their grip strength  and BK is trotting out an old favorite.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1 in 4 younger kids can't rad this sentence, we're cooking at home more, the Olympics are blowing through condoms, LJS is releasing the sauce and all of our social security numbers have been compromised.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banquet has 4 new AM treats, we are not getting great ROI for our healthcare dollars, we spend about $1000 a year making things right at home and baby food is bad  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Twas the night before Valentines' and all through the house.......good luck this weekend gang! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Parents are bummed their kids are in front a screen so much, Doritos is getting into the protein game, some of us have never seen a sunset and Britney Spears is $200M richer.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're on the verge of a volcano eruption, Takis has 6 new flavors on the way to your sweatpants, the Olympic medals are junk and if you know a shut-in, pay them a visit today! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our cars' interior is trash, Wyoming ain't very romantic-like, the US debt is spiraling and Hershey's is getting into the Olympic spirit! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.