The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the delicate palate of Vampire Chris, Thomas Edison gets the spectral justice he deserves, The Parisian Olympics dumps on, The cost of entertainment, and sometimes celebrities tell you exactly who they are. Weird News including RFKjr vs Bear, A little too much pole to vault, A McBreak, 2024's Venus on a half shell, and Your margaritas nee...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The God Olympics, The dumpster fire burns on, and Matt demands variety. Weirds News including Bone-in Boneless Chicken, The Pole Assassin rises again, Wildwood earns it's name, Olympic love support, and A dip in the gentrified sewers. RIP Spyder boi you could have crawled anywhere except on me and you would have been fine. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Prince Diamond show, A challenger approaches, and the same old same old. Weird News including the return of the finger, A child rescuer of misappropriated funds, Fish Fun Facials, Don't snap the sad bear, and the RNC breaks Grindr again. Just be your gay robot self, baby. We love you regardless. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss their trip through Hell's VCR at VHS Fest, The sickle swings again,  Weird News including Teacher gets an F, Target over shot their mark,  A wild rescue, Leggos get busted up, and Kazaa is back (?)... Keep your chin up kid, that's how we keep an even tan. xoxo

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss VHS-FEST prep, #Juan reporter in the field,  God's Pope Executioner, The Meal is served. Weird News including A snake bites a man and he bites back, A driverless car gets pulled over, Gerbils everywhere, Out on  a technicality and on the run, and an online bully meets the real world. Be really really nice to people online and lock your do...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Back to basics Chris. Together they discuss Human Adaptions, Space Horrors, Chris's check up, and The Escape of the Rich. Weird News including Judicial Jungle Creatures, Smiling Slime, A Drone Sniper, and an Ocular Invasion.  Hold on to your hats. Stay proud my babies.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt lose the battle to technology , but thanks to the live stream the episode lives on.  Who knows what they talked about, tune in and find out for yourself. Weird News including Dueling Porch Pirates, A mis-incineration, Riding the wave of dishonor, Another Robot member stands proud, and Chinese secrets at this years schoolastic book fair. Hopefully thin...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss JTDUI's, Keith David wants to save the youth but Steven Seagal won't let him,  There's a hero in all of us, and The pyramids are still being built. Weird News including the Physics of Quick, A sea monster, The Toppling of a Top, A fragrant conclusion, Palpable irony, and Snake alimony.  Stay cool all you hotties.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Facebook's judgement, The insanity of John McAfee, and a pedestrian pantomime. Weird News including The butts are back, Giraffe elevators, A GTFU, The Autobots suffer another loss, Only do one thing at a time, and Big Willie is frightened. Beware the heavy hand controlled by another.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Poison Chris. Together they discuss The beginning of another Pride month, The splitting of this American Life, Scientology vs. Russia and the Celebrity Smokescreen of waste is lowered. Weird News including a Jam-boree , God punishes another sinner, A felonious phone-a-friend, A surprise funeral, and Baltimore virals hit different.  We ha...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt  discuss the next generation, Another plummet, Steven Seagull, Cuba Badding Sr., Is that you Steve Buscemi ? Weird News including The Curse of the Bear-ohs, A clerical chomp, 911 awry, Tom Sawyer lives, and Beer with a sting. Weather's crazy but I'm glad it's getting warmer at least.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison, together they discuss birthday plan, the upcoming Prince Diamond Show,  Seal permeability,  and No free rides. Weird News including Bankrupt Beans, Counterfeit panda pals, A double moose-traffic stop, A wedding and an incarceration, and Doug's lost in the snakes. 36 is fine. 

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Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the burden of suffering, A scathing Mouse Hunt movie review, The shrimp that sunk an empire, and The Incredible Two Headed Horror Show now brought to you by The Kickstart with Matt and Matt. Weird News including The cost of real estate hikes, A robber who's all balls and no stick, A grad quick draw, Nautical obfuscation, and The portal go...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the sound board superiority, Lawyer vs. lawyer, and Matt's show. Weird News including A double back dust devil, An interception at the baseball field, Belzebub in the closet, Ancient serpentine nightmares, and We're moving the show to Antarctica! Sometimes you really do just do it all for the _________...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are letting the AI Overlords take a crack at our description.... Here is is :  Ever wondered if your fitness routine could involve outsmarting robots or if sloths hold the secret to a stress-free life? Matt and Matt are at it again, turning laziness into an art form and considering the possibilities of a tech-infused future where workouts meet wackine...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by BOTH Dr. Allison, and the Ghost of Chris-mas Past. Together they discuss Two G's Macin' several dinner adjustments with the Lost Boys, Chris' new home. Weird News including a Auto-alchoholism, Bigfoot's back, Interstellar COVID, Uncle's makin' a withdrawl, and Paying for pests. Someone's touchin my butt...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the end of an era, The addition to the show feed, Billy Joel Fury, and G Tom dates. Weird News including A human vending machine, A full undercarriage eclipse, Shipwreck vacation, A Fr. E.D.O.D. ,  A win through a miss, and A suspicious case of running out too early. SYLS FOREVER IN OUR HEARTZ XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the shallow pool of fans we have to pull from, Putting the horse in horsehair plaster,  Matt's recent show and Batman throws up again. Weird News including A shaky, delicate procedure, Zombie drugs, A Nasty ressssspatory infection, Human refuse, An explosive delivery, and A set closer to Goro.   Enjoy the spring. While it lasts.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss doing the show three hundred and fifty times, A missed opportunity for offensive emergency services, Howey Mandel is under-dressed again, A holiday as problematic as it's namesake. Weird News including Another close call, The dog left a bomb in the yard, The plague returns, Lego's litigious commentary, and A leg up on the police.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the Singaporean attack on Maryland,  A Morpheus Nightmare,  School Spirits get problematic and we learn more than we should. Weird News A baby fox nightmare, Rat-stafarians invade a police station, Feel the steel again, and Ancient Huey Lewis left a real blast for his beloved daughter. Join us , we're going.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allison! together they recount tales of the latest Monster Mania NJ . Weird News Nuts justice, A Groaning Granny, Bowling balls everywhere, Forced K9 Retirement, Our team got frostbite, and Why you can't live at home forever.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss a new samurai journey, Matt's review of True Detective, and the ghost of Tom Cruise is VERY surprised. Weird News including Hump-back whales, Free the back humps, The dog formally known as oldest, A venus fly snatch, A dungeon resident brakes free to return to school, and Dollar dog night dies on the field.  I didn't watch Spaceman y...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Matt's travesty of a vacation. Weird News including A serpentine deception, A Kong level showdown, Stopping to smell more than flowers, and Two thefts that are probably unrelated.   Help check as many boxes as your anatomy allows. Triple B baby.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Kool-aid Oceanfront, DDDiner time!, Augmented Reality makes a brighter tomorrow, and Too old/young for technology. Weird News including A formerly imprisoned pigeon, A Representative of Refuse's Dumpsters embrace, Car-tharsis, and A Lover's Day Guide.  stretch for 15 seconds at the 12 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, 9 o...