The Kickstart with Matt and Matt

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The Tom Cruise stunt train, Our digital servants indoctrination begins, and the return to the season of fun. Weird News Troll-amputation, A Cheeto-zard sells out, A clean out surprise, A turtle TSA smuggler, and a Parking lot fight goes wrong. Happy B-DAY Deerdra

Send us Fan Mail  In this episode Matt and Matt discuss the split screen phenomena,  Matt quantum leaps into his latest Occult Sideshow, The Amish are no longer allowed near electricity, and the Box Demon's curse has spread. Weird News including A constrictive heist, Yesterdays toes tomorrows treasure, K9 pops back, ACME Tesla, and The sixth bullet always gets you.  Don't try to just dod...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt try to plug as many leaks in the sinking ship of a show as possible, along with discussing The Box Demon, DonCon II : the return, and the show never ends. Weird News including Nairobi's favorite Alabama export, A short getaway, Inflight entertainment, A crushing loss, Baby paperwork, and You don't need a full brain to have a family.  It&apos...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The fabric of religious space time, The mystery of our generation, the new Ghost album, and a new Occult Sideshow on the way! Weird News including Goodbye winter, A minor overreaction, A mortal flight, A problem clear as day, The fuzz is back, and Birth story to put Jesus (and all the dying and resurrecting solar sun sons). Do less at once. Ju...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Maryland Melded Chris. Together they discuss the conclusion of the tractor saga, the loss of a true star, Chris's successful flight and the will to persevere.  Weird News including a Cloudy sauna conundrum, A botched attempt to draw democratic sympathy, A shark selfie, Modern day Jonah, Shortsightedness of volcanic proportions, and...

Send us Fan Mail The Incredible Two Headed Horror Show : Heretic (2024)

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The new Dumpster fire incense from Wildberry, The P terrors, and The need for the USAWWE has never been more needed. Weird News including Carnivore Hands, Inept Babies, Japanese Robin Hood, Street Sets, Secondary Drive Bys and The greatest thing to happen to a lucky few since the worst. This episode is a legally binding document for one of the...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Double Calorie Chris. Together they discuss one Nightmare after another and the trials and tribulation of performing. Weird News including That's no Moon, A paternity enigma, Door bell run down, A misfire traffic stop, and the worst Christmas story rip off. Stay warm. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Snowballz Chris. Together they discuss the frozen dumpster fire of reality, Chris' New Year, and The defeat of the tractor saga.  Weird News including Shark meets broom, Soup Drops, Cartel Rats, Dead lady walkin', and A bird fights back takes life to get life.  Keep your birds outside. Come to the show. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Their future podcast squatter's rights in retro-fame, The plight of the former three handed, Rule 34 strikes again, and an Open show invitation to our alien visitors. Weird News including Robo-love, Unencumbered train rides, The nut-mobile rides again, Getting a nut one way or the other, and a Refresher on how MRI's work. Do what you...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss a new year, Chumming for Sharks, and The sad fate of the Holy Tamagotchi. Weird News including A thief's thief, A Sopping 14 hour flight, and The 2024 Orifice Report! Don't get creative, just order things meant to go in there (and come back out). xoxo Happy New Year bbs

Send us Fan Mail The Incredible Two Headed Horror Show : The Substance (2024)

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Alice Coopers excuses for being on the green, Brilliant parenting the moon pie way, The thousand masks of Matt and guerilla marketing . Weird News including Unnecessary justice, Lascivious Lawmen moonlighting, Chimney house arrest, VA VD, and Liquid Death goes unhinged. Merry New Beer, my babies.  xoxo 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Portal Chris. Together they discuss 90's Games, Thanksgiving l'oronge, Darkest Dinner Secrets, Laser Beams. Weird News including Smelling like the High Life, An Orca's accessory, Death Valley defends it's title, Invisible Traffic, and A Leap for life. Who cares about the holidays? It's orifice report time 5 weeks...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Echo Through The Portal Chris. Together they discuss Chris' world of smoke and mirrors, Baja Blast Bread, Actor Hell and Ancient Aliens the game. Weird News including Pizza Goblins, Microscopic Pasta, A draft dodger, Papa Smurfs party favor and A titanic error.  We're thankful for you.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss The circus coming to town, Mikey and Jakie, a New Jersey Friendsgiving, and Al Pacino wants to tell you a bunch of stories. Weird News including Pizza wine, An Onion of a tale, Have you seen these guy's drugs?, Another spider smuggler, and Grizzly insurance fraud. Buckle Up, and remember we'll be just as bad no matter who's in t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by their lifelong friend, CJ! Together they learn of the greatest evil just outside the shadows, Bratty Billionaires and crazy tangents through the past. Weird News including Wave goodbye, Passionate farewells, Hot mistakes, A wild show, and Irony so deep it's divine.  Buckle up folks, this one's dripping in nostalgia.

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Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Motorist mayhem, Netflix solves another one, The upcoming Prince Diamond show and Neighborly woes. Weird News including A fresh pie with a side of freshly grated pure Columbian cheese, Goodbye faster, Corncob TV strikes again, and A Halloween Costume Round Up. Remember, now is a totally socially acceptable time to dress however you want. Try b...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Japanese game shows, Tentacle backpacks, and James LeBrie's Nightmare Theater. Weird News (FINALLY) including the Realest Realtors on the block, Mecha rights, A duel bundle of joy with neither as a twin, A short GTA run, A consent-insensitive house guest/ staff. There's always room for achieving your potential, let's go up for t...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Dr. Allsion! Together they recount DonCon year 1, Matt's birthday, Submissive nuptials, and tech woes. Buckle up

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by 8mm Chris together they discuss Chris's Honeymoon/Heat strokes  &  The Upcoming DonCon. Weird News including Mushrooms inside and out, Mexican meat, MRI Raid, A Private Bikini Beach, and Rat plan B. Find a cup and see how full it COULD be.

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt discuss Various martial arts, Joe Rogan's Blood Juice, Monsters, and Occult confusion. Weird News including The charade is over, Homeward bound : People, A leak, A bunch of misfires and a sprinkler that could be used in a far more inventive way. Announce your spices as fighters in the ring when you cook to turn life into a fight that's a bit...

Send us Fan Mail In episode Matt and Matt discuss enduring the labors of a world without James Earl Jones, Going to the Moon, and bullet reinforcements. Weird News including Classic surgery mix-em-ups, Worked to death, A mascot of stupidity, It's God's fault again, and Asian Doppelgangers. If we had to go to space, we'd want you to come along. 

Send us Fan Mail In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Doctor Allison! Together they recount an eventful three weeks. Weddings, Meltdowns, Worlds colliding... We were the Weird News We missed you so much.  xoxo