The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

We got a smooth and super episode for you dweebs today!   We talk about Cocaine Cher (the sequel to Cocaine Bear- it is basically the same movie but it is Cher in the woods on cocaine instead of a bear).  We discuss the newest member of Kenzie's family, pranks, babies, and we mock the British!  ...It's all very silly and smooth!   Ease that pain in yer dick and put this shit on!  You can...

The mother fucking Oscars were this past fuckin' Sunday!  We watched 'em, we talk about 'em, and we talk about Saved By The Bell, cats, and some other fuckin' shit. This is our podcast.  You are here.  Let's fuckin' party.  

Listen up, buttercups!  Kenzie & Cullen take you on a journey of the mind today- and all you have to do is fuckin' hit play.   We learn about the real life Grizzly Adams (spoiler alert, real dumb guy), we get an update on Kenzie's health, we talk about how Kenzie would not, under any circumstances, take a job as a reporter in a cave.  We discuss those little  "doom dakka doom da...

Crawl out of your ponds and get a grip on this fun and friendly episode! We get another health update from Kenzie, then we dive right into showers, electric bills, OSCAR PREDICTIONS, and some other GREAT FILMS are discussed- films OVERLOOKED BY THE MEDIA ELITE (bad movies).   It's a nice lil' conversation, and we appreciate you listening!   Tell your friends, and call your girlfriends!

Hello, Heater Matarazzo Superfans!  This week,  The Kenzie & Cullen show does a special MOVIE TALK!!  Watch 'em, love 'em, rate 'em, let us know what ya think! This episode kicks off on discussing Cullen's Dad's shed- he burned one down, now he's building the shed of his dreams!   Then we talk about the Welcome To The Dollhouse and The Princess Diaries!  Are both...

Greetings, valued listeners!  Put some honey on yer banana bread, cuz we're back again this week!  You knew it was coming, and that's why you're here! What is in store for you this week?  More of that goofy dumb talkin' these two buffoons unload your way, that's for sure!   Kenzie and Cullen discuss that surviving the apocalypse sounds awful!  We talk comedy and comedy sho...

Gather round, fair children, and receive the Holy Sacrament of The Kenzie & Cullen Show! We start off the episode with a post-surgery update from our friend Kenzie- what color is her pee?  Was there a lizard in there?  You'll never know unless you listen! We also get a good dose of the ancient tale of The Green Children of Woolpit, followed by the less-ancient-but-somehow-more-ridiculous...

Well look at you adorable lil' whippersnappers!  Thanks for tuning in to the Kenzie & Cullen Show!   In this one, we talk about Kenzie's upcoming Cancer surgery.  We wish her well!  Then we talk about Fleischman Is In Trouble, The Last Of Us, and the return of comedy to The Plus in downtown Eau Claire, WI.  It's fun!  We liked making it!  Thank you!!!!!

Put on your feckin' snakeskin jackets, it's time to express your individuality and belief in personal freedom with another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show! In this one, we talk Oscar season, Irish accents, The Immortal Works of Nick Cage, and Piss Christ!  Dive on in, this one gets fancy!

Strap a stuffed animal to your favorite cheeseburger eatin' shirt, and point the holes of your ears to this! In this episode, we talk about The Menu, Putin, embarrassment, cancer, football, family, and just have sweet ass good time! It is fun and a bit on the bonkers side!  So tie that syphilis to the string of a kite and fly through the glory of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Get ready to shovel sand and gobble those Bennys, The Kenzie & Cullen Show is here!  We go all over the place in this big fun episode.  We get a cancer update from Kenzie (because Kenzie has cancer), we talk about movies, open mic night, Chippendales, The Beautician and The Beast, My Favorite Murder, Pringles, and a bunch of pop culture and comedy stuff, just like you like it! Enjoy, and study...

Put some pork in your pocket and eat food that hurts- it's time for The Kenzie & Cullen Show - Movie Talk Edition! Before all that starts, we talk about New Year's Eve, eating contests, and a squirrel so big it terrified Kenzie! Then we talk about Weird Al's masterpiece UHF and the talking animal magnum opus Babe.  These movies are rad as hell, and we like talking about them! So...

!!!!!!!  It's our last podcast of the year!  Season Two starts next week! We talk about the impressive minds of Gremlins, Christmas cookies, bros in wigs, CGI, a Kenzie Cancer Update, and other announcements aplenty! Thank you for listening! send us an email at kenzieandcullenshow@gmail.com, we will read it on the pod!  

Ahoy there, gods and goddesses!  This episode is a breath of fresh air/a brush of left hair! We try not swearing on the pod, but only last a few minutes!  There's childhood stories, Austin Powers (he's so horny!), TV Talk, elk drawn carriages, Italian mockery, and new movie assignments!  We hope you like it!  It's us talking, and we do it the whole episode!   Don't lose your go...

What's that smell?  We know what it is!  From out of the swamp crawls another installment of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!   Is it the audio conversational comedy you crave?  You better believe it!  Is maybe describing it as smelling like a swamp a terrible choice when we are trying to get new listeners?  Yes!  It is a terrible decision! This week, we talk about the classic, tragic, and deepl...

This podcast episode was discovered in an ancient cave, next to bones and shards- the remnants of a lost civilization.  After decades of painstaking research, the world's finest scientists now bring you The Kenzie & Cullen Show #43- Unicorns and Warts. Was it worth the 14.3 billion dollars and the lives of the 17 workers who died to bring this podcast to you?  No question.  They had to du...

Hello, you fools and friends!  We are back with a jam-packed, full-throttle, no holds barred, in your face assault on your laugh lines and love of green beans! We talk Thanksgiving, we talk books, we talk movies, we talk about Cullen's coordinated attack on a store from his youth, yelling at pastors, pumpkins, and a bunch of other dumb shit.  You love dumb shit!  It's all here to hear! ...

Hey dweebs! Kenzie was too busy and sick to record this week.  That is fine!  We love her! This episode is just a quick little message from Kenzie regarding her benefit.  Then some audio files from comics from around the country, showing their support: Reena Calm Mary Mack Stewart Huff Tommy Bayer Ali Sultan Tim Harmston Sam Tallent Jodie Maruska Grant Winkels and Sean Patton Still want to donate?...

It's another movie edition of your least favorite podcast! We watched Just Visiting (spoiler:  it fucking sucks!)  and La Moustache!  We talk about them!  We have a silly good time here, folks- listen in!  Weeeee!!!! Kenzie's Cancer Benefit is November 18th, 2022 at 6pm at The Brickhouse in Eau Claire- so stop in if you can!!!  If you can't, you can help out here.

You're gonna wanna jump through a wall or fall through a floor for this one, folks!  It's another smoking hot joint filled with weed that you can smoke and get high off of, but instead of weed it is a podcast, and you can't smoke it, you just listen to it with your ears and an open heart filled with thoughts of love (and weed)! In this week's episode, a couple of shit-for-brain...

Carve up those shoes and twiddle those thumbs, because another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show is hot off the presses!  Extra!  Extra!  Listen all about it! This week, we discuss terrible songs we get stuck in our heads, wonderful shows that we love and rewatch, jazz clubs, kisses, lollypops, huns, Bop Magazine, and takin' a piss.  It's like feeling the wind on your knees and the...

Lo and behold, weary wanderers!  Drink and be merry at the tropical trough oasis that is the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  The sweet nectar of our angel voices will fill you with light and love! This week, we learn about Kenzie's propensity to eat raw bear meat!  We get a very good health update, talk books, talk Mean Tweets (Cullen had a Mean Tweet read on Kimmel!), then we talk about the hell...

The raven crows at the strike of midnight, the skeletons cheer as they put on their witch hats.  A terror grips you with a chill and a darkness- your soul screams.  Your cries are never heard, because instead, you hear the Kenzie & Cullen Show! What will save you from these frights and terrors?  US!  We talk about sledgehammers, Peter Dinklage, Gorilla Glue, television, and that is pretty much...

Twinkle your toes and batten down the hatches, this audio file is coming straight this way! We goof off so beautifully in this one.  We talk greatest fears, Florence Pugh, Billy Eicher's movie BROS (it was very funny and good), rat-baiting, bubonic plague, and Tiny The Wonder (a famous dog)!  We get a medical update from Kenzie, and talk up the good times at open mic and the bad times on soci...

Strut your stuff and fill those mouths!  It's time for a big, bright, clean, and courteous episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show! This week, we talk about the 2010 tween musical Standing Ovation, which is unbelievably bad and terrible!  Then we talk about Fight Club.  Do we like it?  Yes!  Does it have a ton of problems neither of us are smart enough to talk about intelligently?  You better...