The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Well hello, fine listeners!  This podcast is like caviar for your ears, a butler for your thoughts, and a diamond-studded buttplug for your soul.  Hi!  We like you!   In this week's chat sesh, things get off to a rocky ass start with some Kenzie technical issues.  But we bounce right back!  We talk about tv, birds, windshield washer fluid, comedy, suits, spilling, mud, plants, and dark places...

We donned our tightest red leather outfits for this one- Kenzie & Cullen!  Raw!  and uncensored! ...with Kenzie's cancer and Cullen's bad habits/busy schedule, this one was last minute!  But we got it done!!!!! We talk about philosophy (Fill-Sloth-ally), Kenzie's treatment, our friend Ryan Kahl, comedy, hats, mattress fires, and we DID. NOT. EDIT. ONE. BIT. OF. IT. Thank you for...

Squeeble Heff-tooty to you and all the other rope throwin' cattle riders out there in the West!  It's another rip roarin' episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show! Happy anniversary to Kenzie!  Happy jokes and talkin!  We dabble in all the stuff that makes this podcast what it is- movies, TV, jokes, comedy, medical updates... what else could you ask for? Do cowboys actually say the p...

It's a hot one out there!  Cool down with a couple of pals doin' some talkin'! Kenz and Cull talk about the movies they made with their siblings, we discuss the new Snow White movie, and we just have a hot boiling ball of ice cold fun! Plus, we introduce a new segment! Join us, won't you?

Who knew comas could be so romantic?  Sandra Bullock, that's who!   In this episode, we talk about the films While You Were Sleeping and Pee Wee's Big Adventure!  Are they good?  Find out by watching them and listening to this!  We talk about both of them!  It's fun! Tell yer friends about our pod!  

Hello, dear readers!  Right after you read this, you become a dear listener!  Then after this is over... SILENCE FOREVER. It's our show!  This week, Cullen updates us on an amazing weekend- comedy shows, baseball, crying (and no, those aren't the words that will be on his tombstone)! Kenzie gives us some thoughts and feelings about Oppenheimer and the lottery, and we talk about putting g...

How goes it, loyal listener?  Today, we discuss the very sad death of Paul Reubens, then get real hopeful about the deaths of Ed Kemper and Henry Kissinger!  We discuss Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, Aaron Eckhardt's giant mustache from Sully, that gopher from Caddyshack, and just have a rip roarin' time on the beaches of Corsica! Join us, won't you?

Lo and behold!  We have another episode this week, friends! Today, we get another health update from Kenzie, and we talk cereal, blueberries, ghosts, movies, Cosmo quizzes, and children's TV.  A delight and a half for all!   Weeeeeeeee!    

Have you ever thought to yourself, "someone should do a podcast about gritty French crime films from the 70s and also about Disney children's movies in the 90s"?  Well- we sure did, so we did it! In this episode, we talk about two very very different films!  Corey is a real cool French guy with a mustache!  The Parent Trap stars a young Lindsay Lohan- what do we think of these- you&...

Hello Kenzie & Cull-heads!  This is a special short episode! Kenzie is not feeling well, so we just chat briefly about how much Kenzie hates men pretending to be little boys in film!  We also talk about destroyed boats, Richard Ramirez, Disney films, and friendship! Enjoy, won't you?

What's up, buttercups!  (not the flower, though- you guys are just big ol' cups filled with butter) On this edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we discuss Taylor Swift, sleeves, pants, Seinfeld, The Bear (it returns!), we dole out movie watchin' assignments, and we have a rippin' good time! Feast them ears here!!!!

Why hello fine feathered friends!  Twist up yer beaks and flap those wings, cuz this podcast is for the birds!  It is also for humans, and you are one cool human who is reading this now (unless you are some weird smart  owl- one of those professor owl people, you've seen 'em).   This week, we hear a creepy story about a light night knocker, we talk about Kenzie's comfort movie (for...

Hello fine friends! On this episode, we hear about how open mics have been going, there's plenty of TV Talk, and we learn about the Holy Roman Empire!  What a time to be alive!

Greetings, Cully Cult and the Funky Fresh!  That is your nickname now, dear listener!  Hell yeah!  Another episode of us two talkin'. Kenzie continues to get treatment in Rochester, MN- she's watched The Matrix and wants stuff to bury!  We talk about TV, fake baseball, Billy Shakes, and read some fan mail! It's a good time!  Join us!

Hey there Kenzie & Cull-heads!  It's another movie episode! We watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Ever After!  Both take place back in the olden days!  What can we say, we love watchin' movies with big piles of hay and a bunch of loud ass geese walkin' around.  It's fuckin' fun as hell! We rate these films, we talk about these films, we have a great time doin&ap...

Well, howdy there!  Thanks for bein' here! Kenzie & Cullen comin' at ya in this one.  We talk about TV shows, movies, bathroom signs, babies, Kenzie's cancer treatment, and some other wild and wacky things.  It's fun!  

What a fun episode- a trip through the wonderful world of imagination with your friends Kenzie & Cullen! We talk about ordering food at a fancy place (like Arby's) and regretting what you ordered because someone else at your table ordered something that looks better, and then you regret it, and you NEVER LET IT GO.  Then we talk about Kevin Costner's butt, Christian Slater's goo...

Hello, you lazy good for nothings!  We are here again with another episode, hot off the presses!  Just two friends talkin', havin' laffs! We talk about the Sims, how many children is too many children?  Robot babies, medical oddities, and how to fail at politics.  It's fun!  It's silly!  Nothing productive or meaningful is discussed in any way, shape, or form!  Just a couple of...

It's time for another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  We assign movies to each other, we watch 'em, we talk about 'em!   Cullen assigned Kenzie the hit (???) Teen Witch, Kenzie assigned Donnie Darko to Cullen!  One movie was shot in 1988, the other one takes place in 1988!   What do we think?  What will you think?  Listen in and find out!  Hell yeah!

Just a couple of friends, makin' each other laugh so much we almost pass out.  This episode includes a moment where Kenzie is full-on in tears, and unable to speak! We talk about Beau Is Afraid, Nope, and other movies, too!  Then Kenzie gives us a brief and informative history of Ranch Dressing.  From there, it descends into chaos.  Complete chaos.  Laughter galore, and a dose of verbal razzm...

Scoot your lil' butts over here, folks!  It's time for another edition of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!   We talk about bad neighbors, Love Is Blind, politics, movies, Alex Jones, owls, poison, and give each other new film assignments!  We break some of those weird n' wacky commandments- can you count how many? This is one wacky fast train to cuckoo land!  All aboard?  You bet your...

Greetings, all you small wonders!  This episode is out of this world!  It's new, it's here, it is funky fresh! In this episode, we hear about liquid sitcom characters, Cullen's poor financial decisions, tuxedos, caviar, and get a very important health update from our beautiful and wonderful friend Kenzie.   We recommend changing all of your dating app profiles to "comedian, and...

Hello, you beautiful beefcakes and sultry seductresses!  You've stumbled upon another episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show! Today, we talk about the nightmare horrors of the show Shark Tank, bowling, volleyball, and Cullen shares stories about when his nards got into a few pickles!   We love you!!!!

Boy howdy!  This is another movie episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!  Have you seen The Informant! or Ingrid Goes West?  ...well, you should!  We talk about these films, we also talk about how hard it is to wake up before the sun shines, we talk about how super weird all the things are?  I mean, everything is so weird, right?  ...Does Cullen tell Kenzie to shut up in the episode and immediat...

You can do anything if you put your mind to it!  The world is yours for the taking!  That is the message of hope and change at the heart of The Kenzie & Cullen Show! In this episode, we discuss pet pigs, CANCEL CULTURE (we don't), movies, family, friends, and despair (but in a fun way)!   You are a bright shiny light in the dim dim world.  Go out and listen to a podcast- this podcast!  Ma...